wykikitoon 21486 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 A patient told me I'd have a beer gut in a few years. Cheeky fucker wasn't laughing after I stopped all his life-saving medicines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Not that I own one but isn't that defeating the object of having a GF grill? Not when cooking chicken as its not a fatty meat (chicken breasts Im talking of) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Not that I own one but isn't that defeating the object of having a GF grill? Not when cooking chicken as its not a fatty meat (chicken breasts Im talking of) So why not use your oven / grill then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinofbeans 91 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 i was a chunky fucker 3 months ago, and i'm a lot less chunky now because.... I eat sensibly, having branflakes in the morning, 2 litres+ of water a day and a light lunch, and a salad orientated meal in the evening. my weight has gone from 15 stone 9 to 14 stone dead in a month and a half (i'm 5 feet 10). the fat has dropped off. i'm aiming to get down to 13 stone dead.... I do however do a lot of excercise, footy 3 times a week and rugby training once and rugby proper on saturdays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Not that I own one but isn't that defeating the object of having a GF grill? Not when cooking chicken as its not a fatty meat (chicken breasts Im talking of) So why not use your oven / grill then? i) Its quicker ii) grill needs cleaning iii) because GEORGE FOREMAN rocks my chicken! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7312 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Just bought this! Got to be worth a go for a fiver. Even if its just to hurt your mates with http://www.play.com/Gadgets/Gadgets/4-/138...lt/Product.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Warning: Do not use if you suffer from Epilepsy No good to you then KD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7312 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Except I dont have epilepsy, and if I did why would it be something to be embarrassed about? Try harder Wacky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 (edited) Except I dont have epilepsy, and if I did why would it be something to be embarrassed about? Try harder Wacky The why do you keep taking fits (hissy) on here then? 1-0 Edited January 21, 2009 by Wacky Jnr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15865 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 That was rubbish man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 That was rubbish man. I know but it will still boil his piss, it's all in the delivery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7312 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 You write that one yourself Wacky? No-one on here boils my piss man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 You write that one yourself Wacky? No-one on here boils my piss man You should think about boiling your piss, it's healthier than frying it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15865 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 That was rubbish man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 That was rubbish man. It was better than Wacky's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Quickly turning into the shit jokes thread this mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Just bought this! Got to be worth a go for a fiver. Even if its just to hurt your mates with http://www.play.com/Gadgets/Gadgets/4-/138...lt/Product.html I got one of those a couple of years back, total waste of time, it either gave a light tingle that did fuck all, or it inflicted pain which could only be tolerated for a short period of time. Having said that you probably aren't supposed to strap it to your ballbag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Just bought this! Got to be worth a go for a fiver. Even if its just to hurt your mates with http://www.play.com/Gadgets/Gadgets/4-/138...lt/Product.html I got one of those a couple of years back, total waste of time, it either gave a light tingle that did fuck all, or it inflicted pain which could only be tolerated for a short period of time. Having said that you probably aren't supposed to strap it to your ballbag. As i said, can one of the mods re-name it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Quickly turning into the shit jokes thread this mind. And yet still no sign of Shinton... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Quickly turning into the shit jokes thread this mind. I'm surprised Fish's contribution to this thread has passed without comment yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty84 0 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 enter a run or something to give you a goal when you exercise. The Great North is 9 months away, plenty of time to start a light training session each week and then gradually build up for the real thing! I entered my first half marathon last year and it was a great way to start getting back into shape as it forces you to train regularly and increase the distances you run over time. Going to be doing the Bristol half marathon and the Great North Run this year. Also, its a great way to do something for a charity etc by raising loads for sponsorship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7312 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 This isnt meant to be any sort of boast, but when I was 22 I did the Great North Run without a days training. I thought I was done for after 4 miles but managed to scrape through. Couldnt walk for a week and my nipples bled though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty84 0 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 This isnt meant to be any sort of boast, but when I was 22 I did the Great North Run without a days training. I thought I was done for after 4 miles but managed to scrape through. Couldnt walk for a week and my nipples bled though haha yeah the most common bit of advice i got was to put plasters over your nipples! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11076 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Quickly turning into the shit jokes thread this mind. I'm surprised Fish's contribution to this thread has passed without comment yet. obsession is an ugly master Luke, you should look to concentrating on losing some weight of your own Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Quickly turning into the shit jokes thread this mind. I'm surprised Fish's contribution to this thread has passed without comment yet. obsession is an ugly master Luke, you should look to concentrating on losing some weight of your own I don't think I'm flattering myself when I say that I'm probably in better shape than 99% of posters on here, which probably includes you. I wasn't insulting you, merely commenting on Wacky's point about shit jokes, and that in a thread like this your fatness (real or not) is often referred to, particularly when you've posted in it. The fact you took it as an insult though speaks volumes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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