Matty 0 Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 ...fuck but on the bright side the girl who I've been dating said she didn't want to pursue anything because dating a guy at work never goes well.... no longer a problem Missy because I got told today that because of government cutbacks they have to cut short my contract, effectively my last paid day will be next Friday... what the fuck? My shittest day ever? prolly start on Monday, going out with the same girl to celebrate Well done pal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Btw are you going to pm a copy of your contract to Sammy in case anyone doesn't believe you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Btw are you going to pm a copy of your contract to Sammy in case anyone doesn't believe you... I'm going to send it to Fop, as he's the resident expert on... well pretty much anything really. Plus I only send Sammy pictures of my conquests, he likes to live vicariously through my cock it seems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46027 Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Nice one slaphead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Well done mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 cheers all. this might mean I can make it ooop norf for the summer piss up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 I got a promotion today. Lot's more responsibility. No extra money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4411 Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 I got a promotion today. Lot's more responsibility. No extra money I think I'm destined for that this year (July) - the option is to wait a year so that the promotion does = pay rise but I think I'll get the word "manager" on my CV ASAP and see what happens. Well done Fish BTW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Since my course is all but done (I don't need to set foot anywhere near Sunderland until my graduation in mid-July) i'm applying for jobs this week. Lots and lots of jobs actual, real, proper, 9-5, Monday to Friday jobs The sad smilie isn't down to the fact i'm gutted to be leaving my cushy life as a scratter student, if anything i'm looking forward to getting out into the big, wide world, but more to do with the fact that the vocation i've chose to study has fuck all in the way of jobs going at the moment. I've cast my net a little wider and now i'm looking away from journalism towards PR. Any suggestions for what to include in a CV? I'm pretty happy with mine but it can always do with fine tuning so if anyone has any ways to make me look like a bloody God feel free to tell me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21985 Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Since my course is all but done (I don't need to set foot anywhere near Sunderland until my graduation in mid-July) i'm applying for jobs this week. Lots and lots of jobs actual, real, proper, 9-5, Monday to Friday jobs The sad smilie isn't down to the fact i'm gutted to be leaving my cushy life as a scratter student, if anything i'm looking forward to getting out into the big, wide world, but more to do with the fact that the vocation i've chose to study has fuck all in the way of jobs going at the moment. I've cast my net a little wider and now i'm looking away from journalism towards PR. Any suggestions for what to include in a CV? I'm pretty happy with mine but it can always do with fine tuning so if anyone has any ways to make me look like a bloody God feel free to tell me Post it and I'll give you some 'constructive' criticism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Well done Fish and HF. I was hauled into an office last week and given a back dated promotion (rather than have to apply, compete and be interviewed for the role I researched and designed) I'm still thinking about leaving but listen to the advice of my peers and cling on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinofbeans 91 Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 in this climate stick with it. i've been out of work for 7 weeks now and its painful. dealing with thick recruitment consultants is soul destroying. luckily i have a couple of interviews this week, and i will nail one of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 good luck mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 congrats to all. Group Hug? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 19, 2009 Author Share Posted May 19, 2009 ...fuck but on the bright side the girl who I've been dating said she didn't want to pursue anything because dating a guy at work never goes well.... no longer a problem Missy because I got told today that because of government cutbacks they have to cut short my contract, effectively my last paid day will be next Friday... what the fuck? My shittest day ever? prolly start on Monday, going out with the same girl to celebrate Congratulations "Shagger" Watson. Though where are you going to find the time for all these women in your life now? One woman man now mate. It must be official she's changed her relationship status on facebook and everything. p.s. I just want it known that I did go clean shaven. Just to put those peoples mind at ease who thought I was a fucking moron. I still think you're a moron btw. But well done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 I still think you're a moron btw. But well done! You say the sweetest things Tooj Now go buy a dumb hat so I can laugh a little more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 19, 2009 Author Share Posted May 19, 2009 I still think you're a moron btw. But well done! You say the sweetest things Tooj Now go buy a dumb hat so I can laugh a little more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted August 26, 2009 Author Share Posted August 26, 2009 Yes as I mentioned in the other thread it's happening again. Oh yay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Shit mate, sorry. Move to London. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted August 26, 2009 Author Share Posted August 26, 2009 Shit mate, sorry. Move to London. "Go to London! I guarantee you'll either be mugged or not appreciated. Catch the train to London, stopping at Rejection, Disappointment, Backstabbing Central and Shattered Dreams Parkway." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Well I figured, given that it worked for young Whittington... but then I suppose you're a different kind of Dick all together, wren't you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted August 26, 2009 Author Share Posted August 26, 2009 How long have you been waiting to knock that gem out for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 It's terrible when I chuckled more at your unintended pun, than I did at my intentional "gag" fml Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 (edited) 25 people on our team at the start of the month. 12 left now. Despite posting strong third quarter results. Every company is using the downturn as a excuse to streamline, even those unaffected. It's what sees economists reporting a "recovery" as the markets grow beyond the levels they peaked at 12 months ago, even while unemployment continues to rise. Edited August 26, 2009 by Happy Face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20713 Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 25 people on our team at the start of the month. 12 left now. Despite posting strong third quarter results. Every company is using the downturn as a excuse to streamline, even those unaffected. It's what sees economists reporting a "recovery" as the markets grow beyond the levels they peaked at 12 months ago, even while unemployment continues to rise. In my industry there is a LOT of shite on good money and this has played into some employers hands. As soon as it kicks off again a lot of people will have changed careers and the gash will be back on decent money again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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