Holden McGroin 6795 Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 mine's just fine. not too big. just nice according to my ex who couldn't get enough of it. it does have its moments though. Thats sweet. Almost brought a tear to my eye.... .... Yeah.....that pun didnt really work did it Japs eye, penis, tear, sperm.....nevermind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 mine's just fine. not too big. just nice according to my ex who couldn't get enough of it. it does have its moments though. Thats sweet. Almost brought a tear to my eye.... Japs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6795 Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 mine's just fine. not too big. just nice according to my ex who couldn't get enough of it. it does have its moments though. Thats sweet. Almost brought a tear to my eye.... Japs? POW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 mine's just fine. not too big. just nice according to my ex who couldn't get enough of it. it does have its moments though. Thats sweet. Almost brought a tear to my eye.... .... Yeah.....that pun didnt really work did it Japs eye, penis, tear, sperm.....nevermind. Nah, it did, I was just building it up for someone else to do the Phoenix Nights line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6795 Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 mine's just fine. not too big. just nice according to my ex who couldn't get enough of it. it does have its moments though. Thats sweet. Almost brought a tear to my eye.... .... Yeah.....that pun didnt really work did it Japs eye, penis, tear, sperm.....nevermind. Nah, it did, I was just building it up for someone else to do the Phoenix Nights line. Phew, I thought that was going to leave a nasty taste in my mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31237 Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Bookie's pen FYP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Bookie's pen FYP Reminds me of the phrase "I've seen more meat on a butcher's pencil" which always makes me laugh, for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Mine is allergic to plastic, has to breathe or is no use to nee one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Mine has a glossy purple finish to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 I call mine Ferrari, 'cause all the chicks want a ride on it. :icon_lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 I call mine Ferrari, 'cause all the chicks want a ride on it. :icon_lol: Comes a bit to fast though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6795 Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 I call mine Ferrari, 'cause all the chicks want a ride on it. :icon_lol: Comes a bit to fast though? At least he doesn't get EXHAUSTed.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3524 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 I call mine Ferrari, 'cause all the chicks want a ride on it. :icon_lol: What have you got a set of roof racks on your ferrari??? It's a car, you ride in it, unlike my ducati which girls love to get between their legs average, whatever average is. Some women love it, some women are nonplussed about it, the vast majority of women will never get to see it but that's life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10977 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 I'm very unsure what to make of this thread. A "To Do" list? slightly above the average for a white european male... apparently does me fine and never had any complaints or looks of disappointment, but they'd have to be awake for that I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 reminds me of a mate of mine who fell asleep while getting a blowy, unfortunately for him she told all and sundry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 reminds me of a mate of mine who fell asleep while getting a blowy, unfortunately for him she told all and sundry. If I was her I would want to keep that to myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Small scar on the foreskin where a lass was a bit too zealous with a handjob. I wasn't driving at the time though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Small scar on the foreskin where a lass was a bit too zealous with a handjob. I wasn't driving at the time though. She was and you were giving directions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43223 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 anyone ever snapped their banjo string? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46185 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 anyone ever snapped their banjo string? No but a lad at work tells a good story about snapping his. Reckons he nearly fainted when the doctor told him it would just drop off after a while. He was of course referring to the loose dead skin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Happened to a lad I know....had to go to hospital, taken by his girlfriend's parents iirc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7192 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 If proof ever needed that this place has gone to the dogs. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted January 9, 2009 Author Share Posted January 9, 2009 Remember as a youngen getting him (Charlie ) stuck in me zip big style. Me mother rushing to my rescue. That hurt, embarrasment and pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 My cousin has done his a few times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7192 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 How can you snap it a few times!? It doesnt grow back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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