Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 What do you call a judge with no thumbs? Justice Fingers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Courtroom Q & A Q: All your responses to the questions must be oral. Do you understand? A: Yes Q: What school did you attend in the fall of 1995? A: Oral. Q. Are you married? A. No, I'm divorced. Q. And what did your husband do before you divorced him? A. A lot of things I didn't know about. Q: Your first marriage was terminated by death? A: Yes, by death. Q: And by whose death was it terminated? Q: You stated that the stairs went down to the basement, is that correct? A: Yes. Q: And these same stairs, did the also go up? Q: What is your relationship with the plaintiff? A: She is my daughter. Q: Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979? Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A: All my autopsies are on dead people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Courtroom Q & A Q: All your responses to the questions must be oral. Do you understand? A: Yes Q: What school did you attend in the fall of 1995? A: Oral. Q. Are you married? A. No, I'm divorced. Q. And what did your husband do before you divorced him? A. A lot of things I didn't know about. Q: Your first marriage was terminated by death? A: Yes, by death. Q: And by whose death was it terminated? Q: You stated that the stairs went down to the basement, is that correct? A: Yes. Q: And these same stairs, did the also go up? Q: What is your relationship with the plaintiff? A: She is my daughter. Q: Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979? Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A: All my autopsies are on dead people. 'Soccermom' 'the fall' Are you a psuedo yank, or summat??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7099 Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 I'd take a pseudo yank these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted December 23, 2008 Author Share Posted December 23, 2008 I'd take a pseudo yank these days. Thought you got one at your works do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7099 Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 I'd take a pseudo yank these days. Thought you got one at your works do? What, am I being greedy like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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