Jimbo 175 Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 To cut a long and boring story short, some Nigerian cretin has attempted to scam me on eBay by sending me a very official looking paypal confirmation email as a ruse to con me into posting goods to him before payment has cleared. I've got his email and postal address, can anyone come up with an ingenious method of revenge I can unleash on this kernt ? I was considering shitting in a bag and parcelling it up and posting it to him, but I'm not sure on the legalities of posting turds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4857 Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 To cut a long and boring story short, some Nigerian cretin has attempted to scam me on eBay by sending me a very official looking paypal confirmation email as a ruse to con me into posting goods to him before payment has cleared. I've got his email and postal address, can anyone come up with an ingenious method of revenge I can unleash on this kernt ? I was considering shitting in a bag and parcelling it up and posting it too him, but I'm not sure on the legalities of posting turds. could try some sort of email virus though once again certain legal questions are raised Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Have a look at the 419 scam forums - might give you some inspiration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WubbleUC 0 Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Pretend you're Nigerian, scam some poor bastard into paying your air fare to Nigeria and lace the bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Ask Fop to write him a letter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 I'm sure MVB will be along soon with a hilarious and ingenious revenge plan any minute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 (edited) http://www.zug.com/pranks/powerbook/ (Bit worrying about Jeff mind. Wonder what happened to him?) Edited December 15, 2008 by Dr Kenneth Noisewater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 To cut a long and boring story short, some Nigerian cretin has attempted to scam me on eBay by sending me a very official looking paypal confirmation email as a ruse to con me into posting goods to him before payment has cleared. I've got his email and postal address, can anyone come up with an ingenious method of revenge I can unleash on this kernt ? I was considering shitting in a bag and parcelling it up and posting it too him, but I'm not sure on the legalities of posting turds. head down town and grab the first nigerian person you can find then post him their head in a box, tit for tat mate tit for tat (you could post the tits if you want though its upto you). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 To cut a long and boring story short, some Nigerian cretin has attempted to scam me on eBay by sending me a very official looking paypal confirmation email as a ruse to con me into posting goods to him before payment has cleared. I've got his email and postal address, can anyone come up with an ingenious method of revenge I can unleash on this kernt ? I was considering shitting in a bag and parcelling it up and posting it too him, but I'm not sure on the legalities of posting turds. head down town and grab the first nigerian person you can find then post him their head in a box, tit for tat mate tit for tat (you could post the tits if you want though its upto you). Gemmill would be more than happy to decapitate Martins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Ask Fop to write him a letter. That ought to do it... Just out of interest Jimbo, what's the bastard got of yours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted December 15, 2008 Author Share Posted December 15, 2008 Ask Fop to write him a letter. That ought to do it... Just out of interest Jimbo, what's the bastard got of yours? Fuck all, other than my email address ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bawan 0 Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 PM me his address, I shall do the shitting and the posting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Ask Fop to write him a letter. That ought to do it... Just out of interest Jimbo, what's the bastard got of yours? Fuck all, other than my email address ! Tell him you're part of special branch, assigned to deal with specific internet fraud & scams and that, now you have his personal information, you'll be making it readily available to your Nigerian counterparts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Ask Fop to write him a letter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentFox 0 Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 send him some poo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20713 Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Isnt there a women in America who has made a fortune out of sending turds to people? People pay her to send turds to their enemies with a little revenge note. I think she sends the turds to the people who then send them to their enemies, Im sure thats how it works Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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