Guest Stevie Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 * Toon fans are shit * Newcastle are not much bigger than Palace * We're not a big club * Atmosphere is always wank (how the fuck is the atmosphere when Palace play Bury you cockney bastard) * Wise is a good lad * Keegan is skint * Sheff Wed have more loyal fans * Sheff Wed have better fans * What a complete and utter cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 I don't think Crystal Palace have actually won anything in their history... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4857 Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 yes but everyone knows that he is a twat so it doesn't matter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Looks like a girl and everyone knows girls know bugger all about football ergo he knows bugger all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 tbf, he said Wise is shit... Crystal Palace owner Simon Jordan has sensationally branded Newcastle United a small club in an exclusive interview with Virgin Media Sport.Jordan, who earlier this year revealed his desire to sell Championship side Palace and get out of football, also astonishingly dismissed Dennis Wise's abilities as Director of Football and labelled football fans as fickle. Newcastle chairman Mike Ashley was forced to put the club up for sale following Toon Army protests following the resignation of Kevin Keegan three months ago. But Jordan has labelled football fans fickle and defended the right of a chairman to make money from the game. Jordan said: "There has to be an element of respect for the fact that he (Mike Ashley) poured £250million into the club. "Football fans have very short memories, they don't regard John Hall very highly up in Newcastle, even though the man re-built their club. "Mike's situation to me is ludicrous, he's gone in there and realised it's expensive and it's going to get worse." Despite his understanding of Ashley's precarious situation, Jordan questioned his decision to appoint former Leeds united manager Dennis Wise as Director of Football claiming the former Chelsea midfielder knows nothing about buying foreign players. Jordan added: "I don't know why he's got Dennis Wise in there, I wouldn't have him as Director of Football at my club, because I probably could write what Dennis knows about players abroad on the back of a postage stamp. "I've been up at Newcastle many times, and this Geordie Roar they talk about, I've never heard it, the only time I've ever heard it is when they score. "Newcastle fans have got to face the fact they're not a big club, they're a big club in Newcastle, not anywhere else and this expectation level that is put on managers up there is grossly unfair." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31195 Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 (edited) Complete cunt. http://www.football.virginmedia.com/page/F...1475738,00.html Edit: He looks pissed. Edited December 3, 2008 by ewerk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43066 Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 tbf, he said Wise is shit... Crystal Palace owner Simon Jordan has sensationally branded Newcastle United a small club in an exclusive interview with Virgin Media Sport.Jordan, who earlier this year revealed his desire to sell Championship side Palace and get out of football, also astonishingly dismissed Dennis Wise's abilities as Director of Football and labelled football fans as fickle. Newcastle chairman Mike Ashley was forced to put the club up for sale following Toon Army protests following the resignation of Kevin Keegan three months ago. But Jordan has labelled football fans fickle and defended the right of a chairman to make money from the game. Jordan said: "There has to be an element of respect for the fact that he (Mike Ashley) poured £250million into the club. "Football fans have very short memories, they don't regard John Hall very highly up in Newcastle, even though the man re-built their club. "Mike's situation to me is ludicrous, he's gone in there and realised it's expensive and it's going to get worse." Despite his understanding of Ashley's precarious situation, Jordan questioned his decision to appoint former Leeds united manager Dennis Wise as Director of Football claiming the former Chelsea midfielder knows nothing about buying foreign players. Jordan added: "I don't know why he's got Dennis Wise in there, I wouldn't have him as Director of Football at my club, because I probably could write what Dennis knows about players abroad on the back of a postage stamp. "I've been up at Newcastle many times, and this Geordie Roar they talk about, I've never heard it, the only time I've ever heard it is when they score. "Newcastle fans have got to face the fact they're not a big club, they're a big club in Newcastle, not anywhere else and this expectation level that is put on managers up there is grossly unfair." Clever lad. What's the point of shit like this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46024 Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Mission accomplished by the look of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43066 Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Jordan is danny b-the whole Spurds thing was just a cunning ploy.He's took the hump and gone and got bladdered and rang Virgin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 The guy is a complete and utter tool. He failed miserably to do anything of any significance whatsoever at Palace. In short, he can shut the fuck up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31195 Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Mates with Paul Kemsley. Quelle surprise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy 17 Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 tbf, he said Wise is shit... Crystal Palace owner Simon Jordan has sensationally branded Newcastle United a small club in an exclusive interview with Virgin Media Sport.Jordan, who earlier this year revealed his desire to sell Championship side Palace and get out of football, also astonishingly dismissed Dennis Wise's abilities as Director of Football and labelled football fans as fickle. Newcastle chairman Mike Ashley was forced to put the club up for sale following Toon Army protests following the resignation of Kevin Keegan three months ago. But Jordan has labelled football fans fickle and defended the right of a chairman to make money from the game. Jordan said: "There has to be an element of respect for the fact that he (Mike Ashley) poured £250million into the club. "Football fans have very short memories, they don't regard John Hall very highly up in Newcastle, even though the man re-built their club. "Mike's situation to me is ludicrous, he's gone in there and realised it's expensive and it's going to get worse." Despite his understanding of Ashley's precarious situation, Jordan questioned his decision to appoint former Leeds united manager Dennis Wise as Director of Football claiming the former Chelsea midfielder knows nothing about buying foreign players. Jordan added: "I don't know why he's got Dennis Wise in there, I wouldn't have him as Director of Football at my club, because I probably could write what Dennis knows about players abroad on the back of a postage stamp. "I've been up at Newcastle many times, and this Geordie Roar they talk about, I've never heard it, the only time I've ever heard it is when they score. "Newcastle fans have got to face the fact they're not a big club, they're a big club in Newcastle, not anywhere else and this expectation level that is put on managers up there is grossly unfair." fucking tosspot, i want to get past hull in FA cup and draw them bastards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14048 Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Fuck me, it's bad enough when Leeds fans crawl up to have a pop at us but Crystal Palace? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt 0 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 If you had to come up with stuff like that on a regular basis in order to keep my retainer with a newspaper, you probably would do too. But Jordan is meant to be a multi-millionaire- where's it all gone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 How embarrassing for him come on toss pot you own Crystal Palace ffs your a complete nobody fuck off back to obscurity eh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoog 0 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Ridiculous hair, looks like someone's dad trying to be cool and failing miserably.What a bell-end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norbert Colon 0 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 To me he is indicative of the whole southern bias - they forget that we have spent most of the time in the premiership as a major player and choose to stick the timpson in when we are at a low ebb - I couldn't think of a worse line up for a sport based radio show than him and that utter tosser durham Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinofbeans 91 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Mission accomplished by the look of it. too right. everyone is biting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Ridiculous hair, looks like someone's dad trying to be cool and failing miserably.What a bell-end. It was acceptable in the 80s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinofbeans 91 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 so was cocaine and the flock of seagulls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 He's a bit like a stereotype of a London 'barra' boy turned city trader c. 1987. You could just picture him quaffing champagne in a shit posh bar and wearing a striped shirt and a pair of braces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 so was cocaine and the flock of seagulls. I Rain is my ringtone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Btw, take away the Krug and replace it with Babycham and basically you've got Gemmill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinofbeans 91 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 hang on a mo Alex, thats my look now.... very city slickers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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