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am i unable to do that due to the fact that I have a clit

 

Rule 1... Post pic as evidence lolz... :icon_lol:

 

 

yeah, like i'm gonna take a pic of my clit?! wtf, i'm not a contortionist.

There are easier ways to prove you're a lass like.

 

fail to reverse park - sorry am good at that, used to live in a very busy street

become entirely irrational for no good God Damn reason. - oh hell yeah can manage that in my sleep

fall pregnant - did that one too

provide a photo of your face - hell NO, i prefer to remain in cognito :icon_lol:

Point i) Proves you have testicles and point ii) proves you're either a bloke or a fat bird ;)

 

 

oh well ya got me on both! thats it, i'm a fat tingtong. :drinks:

 

Me love you long time :drinks:

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[There's nothing wrong with a Catholic school.

 

Did the priests 'Teach' you good and propper???

 

there was none there you mug,

 

It just meant saying prayers a few times a day ;)

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Could be SMO this, that's his favourite site, then there was the shit of him reckoning he knows her.

 

 

I'm not SMO.

 

If I was I'd be talking about how big his cock is, how everywoman is begging for him, how cheryl cole would be lucky to have him...blah, blah, blah, etc etc... No offence SMO, just yankin' ya crank :drinks:

 

I guess none of you guys are affiliated with any women who find this kind of thing a turn on.

Fantasies are healthy, and can really add steam in bed if you discuss them.

:icon_lol: :icon_lol: ;):drinks:

 

 

You've either read quite a few of SMO's posts or you know him, the latter I think.

 

 

After reading the rest of the thread I think Gemmil maybe on to something, well done Rocky!

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toplass use to always mention she was up for watching a button being flicked as much as a good knobbing.

mind you so did ellie, so take your lick - either it's pud's fault.

 

edit: it should read, take your pick - freudian pettycoat maybe.

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Could be SMO this, that's his favourite site, then there was the shit of him reckoning he knows her.

 

 

I'm not SMO.

 

If I was I'd be talking about how big his cock is, how everywoman is begging for him, how cheryl cole would be lucky to have him...blah, blah, blah, etc etc... No offence SMO, just yankin' ya crank :icon_lol:

 

I guess none of you guys are affiliated with any women who find this kind of thing a turn on.

Fantasies are healthy, and can really add steam in bed if you discuss them.

:drinks::icon_lol::birthday::icon_lol:

 

 

You've either read quite a few of SMO's posts or you know him, the latter I think.

 

 

After reading the rest of the thread I think Gemmil maybe on to something, well done Rocky!

 

 

Apologies for my late response I've been on call. I've read quite a few of everyones posts (e.g. I know you are the one who tells everyone to go fuck themselves, no matter their opinion on anything, cos you find the confrontation it can bring highly amusing) I've been on here for the past year or so I just didn't become a member until recently, had to pluck up the bottle, wasn't to sure how personages of the female variety would be accepted on here!

And I'm not anyone else who has previously been on here or toplass or ellie, why on earth would someone pretend to be someone they are not. Sounds a bit daft to me. I'm just me Soccermom, Not a dyke unless fantasising counts, a mom, a nurse, aged 27, grew up in Durham and I support the toon much to my fathers disgust

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