JawD 99 Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 The Silent Treatment... A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM ' He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.' Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted December 3, 2008 Author Share Posted December 3, 2008 No, no I'm not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15742 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Are you sure you're not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Does the cunt not own an alarm clock, like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14076 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 I just got JawD's name after reading it out loud. Fuck me, I'm an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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