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Leazes started out as a pen pusher, I mind him recounting of his tales when his woman boss let him go to the Forest replay in 1974. So on that basis that's 34 years ago, maybe he's a director of Northern Rock?

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I had to come to London because I couldn't find a job, I didn't intend to stay long but I'll make a few quick bob.

:o

 

that just made me think of DelBoy rubbing his hands saying Luvley Jubbley

 

Dunno about anyone else but it makes me think of the song it's the lyrics from... :lol:

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I'm recruitment consultant in M&E and Civils sectors. I cover the North East which is fucking dead, there's one company in South Tyneside I deal with, one of the directors is the biggest mackem prick I've ever spoken to in my life and Scotland which is the most vibrant place in the country at the moment. Fucking government giving the jocks loads of money to build things.

 

 

I suppose you take one look at the applicants postcode and if it isn't to your approval their application goes no further.

 

:lol:

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Economist by trade, I now head up Pricing / Reimbursement / Market Access for our Oncology business in the European region (around 44 countries as it includes Israel, Russia etc). The Viagra thread should tell you which company.

 

Nice job that Stevie. Dont take this the wrong way, i thought you were a labourer.

Is that because the IQ of a labourer is pretty low or was there something that told you I was?

 

Nah, i know your a bright lad, theres no doubting that, i just remember you saying you were out of work then mentioing going to the capital for short periods, i just assumed it was construction for some reason.

I had to come to London because I couldn't find a job, I didn't intend to stay long but I'll make a few quick bob. I've got the best of both worlds work at home 80% of the time, in London a few days a month. I think you're lucky if you find a job you really like, and I really like mine because it's stimulating and who you are has an impact on a lot of things, it's only the second job I've enjoyed. If you hate your job it fucks the rest of your life up.

 

I will say something obvious, but working for a London company, is a million miles away from working for most in Newcastle, quality jobs are limited round here.

 

Glad its worked out for you.

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I'm recruitment consultant in M&E and Civils sectors. I cover the North East which is fucking dead, there's one company in South Tyneside I deal with, one of the directors is the biggest mackem prick I've ever spoken to in my life and Scotland which is the most vibrant place in the country at the moment. Fucking government giving the jocks loads of money to build things.

 

 

I suppose you take one look at the applicants postcode and if it isn't to your approval their application goes no further.

 

:lol:

haha geordies are hard people to move, so set in their ways. Jocks though always up for it and a few more grand. It's good crack though, I spend a large portion of me day talking about football.

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I work at a solicitors in town doing repossession sales, council right to buys and various other bollocks. I was training to be a Legal Executive, but jacked it in so now just a Paralegal, though I am in charge of my (very small) department. :o

 

Been here just over 5 years :lol: so I'm looking to move on.

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Run my own business doing air conditioning. Thats AIR con, the stuff that you lot probably keep complaining about in your offices. Not the stuff you wash your hair with.

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I'm recruitment consultant in M&E and Civils sectors. I cover the North East which is fucking dead, there's one company in South Tyneside I deal with, one of the directors is the biggest mackem prick I've ever spoken to in my life and Scotland which is the most vibrant place in the country at the moment. Fucking government giving the jocks loads of money to build things.

 

 

I suppose you take one look at the applicants postcode and if it isn't to your approval their application goes no further.

 

:lol:

haha geordies are hard people to move, so set in their ways. Jocks though always up for it and a few more grand. It's good crack though, I spend a large portion of me day talking about football.

Of course you do you fucking bludger. And here's you slagging off the Pakistani-born English. :o

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I'm recruitment consultant in M&E and Civils sectors. I cover the North East which is fucking dead, there's one company in South Tyneside I deal with, one of the directors is the biggest mackem prick I've ever spoken to in my life and Scotland which is the most vibrant place in the country at the moment. Fucking government giving the jocks loads of money to build things.

 

 

I suppose you take one look at the applicants postcode and if it isn't to your approval their application goes no further.

 

:lol:

haha geordies are hard people to move, so set in their ways. Jocks though always up for it and a few more grand. It's good crack though, I spend a large portion of me day talking about football.

Of course you do you fucking bludger. And here's you slagging off the Pakistani-born English. :o

You'll have to explain this one to me pal.

 

JawD how many people have you got working for you?

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I'm recruitment consultant in M&E and Civils sectors. I cover the North East which is fucking dead, there's one company in South Tyneside I deal with, one of the directors is the biggest mackem prick I've ever spoken to in my life and Scotland which is the most vibrant place in the country at the moment. Fucking government giving the jocks loads of money to build things.

 

 

I suppose you take one look at the applicants postcode and if it isn't to your approval their application goes no further.

 

:lol:

haha geordies are hard people to move, so set in their ways. Jocks though always up for it and a few more grand. It's good crack though, I spend a large portion of me day talking about football.

Of course you do you fucking bludger. And here's you slagging off the Pakistani-born English. :o

You'll have to explain this one to me pal.

 

JawD how many people have you got working for you?

You've expressed your feelings about Pakistanis before. You've made yourself very clear, they offer nothing. Yet here's you, admitting you wank off on your job. :lol:

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I'm recruitment consultant in M&E and Civils sectors. I cover the North East which is fucking dead, there's one company in South Tyneside I deal with, one of the directors is the biggest mackem prick I've ever spoken to in my life and Scotland which is the most vibrant place in the country at the moment. Fucking government giving the jocks loads of money to build things.

 

 

I suppose you take one look at the applicants postcode and if it isn't to your approval their application goes no further.

 

:lol:

haha geordies are hard people to move, so set in their ways. Jocks though always up for it and a few more grand. It's good crack though, I spend a large portion of me day talking about football.

Of course you do you fucking bludger. And here's you slagging off the Pakistani-born English. :o

You'll have to explain this one to me pal.

 

JawD how many people have you got working for you?

You've expressed your feelings about Pakistanis before. You've made yourself very clear, they offer nothing. Yet here's you, admitting you wank off on your job. :icon_lol:

I still divvint naa what the fuck ye talking about. :lol:

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Stevie you dont work with a kid called Lee do you?

Aye we have a Lee in our company. I don't work closely with him though. We had two Lee's one was a brummie, but he got sacked because he was shit, and a scruff.

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Stevie you dont work with a kid called Lee do you?

Aye we have a Lee in our company. I don't work closely with him though. We had two Lee's one was a brummie, but he got sacked because he was shit, and a scruff.

 

He a mag? Ive spoke to a Lee at a recruitemnt office based up there a few times, do you cover Leeds?

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Facilities Management Advisor...

 

 

Thrilling stuff, I assure you!

Is that property related, managed offices etc?

 

 

Yeah the maintaining of office and industrial buildings around the country for a large electronical company.

 

 

I don't do any of the physical work myself, more of the organising of people to do it! :lol:

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Stevie you dont work with a kid called Lee do you?

Aye we have a Lee in our company. I don't work closely with him though. We had two Lee's one was a brummie, but he got sacked because he was shit, and a scruff.

 

He a mag? Ive spoke to a Lee at a recruitemnt office based up there a few times, do you cover Leeds?

Aye we do, we have a structural side as well, but he doesn't work on it. We've only got two northern cunts in the company, me and a lad from Billingham, I'm the only toon fan. A large portion of the office claim to support a team but know fuck all about football. Of the people I would class as proper, we have me the toon fan, a Boro fan, a Brighton fan, 4 Chelsea fans, 2 Arsenal, 1 Galatasaray and 3 yids.

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Facilities Management Advisor...

 

 

Thrilling stuff, I assure you!

Is that property related, managed offices etc?

 

 

Yeah the maintaining of office and industrial buildings around the country for a large electronical company.

 

 

I don't do any of the physical work myself, more of the organising of people to do it! :lol:

Blatant job hunt to follow :o

Need any roped access building maintenance? if you do, pm me and I'll give you some details :lol:

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I still divvint naa what the fuck ye talking about. :lol:

 

That Ken bloke appears to be from Sydney. Ignore him, they're all full of shit.

 

 

I work in medical imaging injecting people full of radioactivity for laughs.

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