Jusoda Kid 1 Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 I know the majority of you probably don't want to hear this, but I was that hard last night my dick was like a fucking lead pipe, and that was after 7 pints and not a viagra in sight, is that any good to you soccermom? Shame your lass was round mine though eh? wow, beerbreath and hallucinations! What more could any woman want from a man! A good stiff seeing to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 Snakehips will be sniffing soon. You can be sure tha the radar picked it up! However, I'm thinking it could just be a false echo tbh. Something seems just not right. I need a bit more convincing. Oh, and viagra doesn't have any effect on women. I just watched a documentary on it the other week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 Snakehips will be sniffing soon. You can be sure tha the radar picked it up! However, I'm thinking it could just be a false echo tbh. Something seems just not right. I need a bit more convincing. Oh, and viagra doesn't have any effect on women. I just watched a documentary on it the other week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3788 Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 Just had this funny vision of soccermom being a man known to the board just here to wind up Wacky, SMO and the hips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 Just had this funny vision of soccermom being a man known to the board just here to wind up Wacky, SMO and the hips. A change is as good as a break Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 Just had this funny vision of soccermom being a man known to the board just here to wind up Wacky, SMO and the hips. I think she *is* Smo tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3788 Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 Just had this funny vision of soccermom being a man known to the board just here to wind up Wacky, SMO and the hips. A change is as good as a break Any holes a goal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 I think its Thompers hoping to get some cock pics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 Just had this funny vision of soccermom being a man known to the board just here to wind up Wacky, SMO and the hips. I think she *is* Smo tbh. I most certainly am not thank you very much. I am real!! A real woman, and a real mom! Although I can understand your sceptisim having read statements about our beloved trio!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30166 Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 Photographic evidence please. Tit-shot optional. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 Photographic evidence please. Tit-shot optional. Sorry darling, I'm not sure what kind of women you are used to but I'm far too classy to plaster images of myself across the internet. I much prefer to give my "all" to the extremely lucky gentleman in person. Honest though I am who I say I am. 5' 3" brunette size8 32DD and none of that is SMO tongue-in-cheek stylee. Guides honour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3788 Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 Photographic evidence please. Tit-shot optional. Sorry darling, I'm not sure what kind of women you are used to but I'm far too classy to plaster images of myself across the internet. I much prefer to give my "all" to the extremely lucky gentleman in person. Honest though I am who I say I am. 5' 3" brunette size8 32DD and none of that is SMO tongue-in-cheek stylee. Guides honour. This is all going in the bank mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 Photographic evidence please. Tit-shot optional. Sorry darling, I'm not sure what kind of women you are used to but I'm far too classy to plaster images of myself across the internet. I much prefer to give my "all" to the extremely lucky gentleman in person. Honest though I am who I say I am. 5' 3" brunette size8 32DD and none of that is SMO tongue-in-cheek stylee. Guides honour. This is all going in the bank mind. LLoyds or Barclays? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3788 Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 Photographic evidence please. Tit-shot optional. Sorry darling, I'm not sure what kind of women you are used to but I'm far too classy to plaster images of myself across the internet. I much prefer to give my "all" to the extremely lucky gentleman in person. Honest though I am who I say I am. 5' 3" brunette size8 32DD and none of that is SMO tongue-in-cheek stylee. Guides honour. This is all going in the bank mind. LLoyds or Barclays? which one leaves the biggest deposits? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 Photographic evidence please. Tit-shot optional. Sorry darling, I'm not sure what kind of women you are used to but I'm far too classy to plaster images of myself across the internet. I much prefer to give my "all" to the extremely lucky gentleman in person. Honest though I am who I say I am. 5' 3" brunette size8 32DD and none of that is SMO tongue-in-cheek stylee. Guides honour. This is all going in the bank mind. LLoyds or Barclays? which one leaves the biggest deposits? Depends on the type of account you take out!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3788 Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 Photographic evidence please. Tit-shot optional. Sorry darling, I'm not sure what kind of women you are used to but I'm far too classy to plaster images of myself across the internet. I much prefer to give my "all" to the extremely lucky gentleman in person. Honest though I am who I say I am. 5' 3" brunette size8 32DD and none of that is SMO tongue-in-cheek stylee. Guides honour. This is all going in the bank mind. LLoyds or Barclays? which one leaves the biggest deposits? Depends on the type of account you take out!! A mutual satisfaction account. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douggy B 0 Posted November 29, 2008 Author Share Posted November 29, 2008 Why does this thread....remind me of this thread: http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?showtopic=21559 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3788 Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 Why does this thread....remind me of this thread: http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?showtopic=21559 Is the answer ... Because you're a wanker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 Why does this thread....remind me of this thread: http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?showtopic=21559 Excuse me? I don't think so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douggy B 0 Posted November 29, 2008 Author Share Posted November 29, 2008 Why does this thread....remind me of this thread: http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?showtopic=21559 Excuse me? I don't think so. Only kidding love Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 Why not footballmam anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soccermom 0 Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 Why not footballmam anyway? Dunno Soccermom is just a common phrase thrown around these days, and I do get quite a bit of attention when my son goes to football, heard the phrase used there quite alot. Just need the minivan to go with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 It's more like this thread tbh: http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?showtopic=4917 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 Photographic evidence please. Tit-shot optional. Sorry darling, I'm not sure what kind of women you are used to but I'm far too classy to plaster images of myself across the internet. I much prefer to give my "all" to the extremely lucky gentleman in person. Honest though I am who I say I am. 5' 3" brunette size8 32DD and none of that is SMO tongue-in-cheek stylee. Guides honour. I've just cum this is a joke DannyB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 Photographic evidence please. Tit-shot optional. Sorry darling, I'm not sure what kind of women you are used to but I'm far too classy to plaster images of myself across the internet. I much prefer to give my "all" to the extremely lucky gentleman in person. Honest though I am who I say I am. 5' 3" brunette size8 32DD and none of that is SMO tongue-in-cheek stylee. Guides honour. I've just cum this is a joke DannyB Doesn't take much though to be fair Wackster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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