Guest Stevie Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 Anyone heard any rumours from good sources that have made you think I'm not even on about football rumours just things where you think, "nah", but you think of the source and you think fuckin hell One of my best friends is a police officer, but he's still a good lad, and he was telling me something he's heard from two sources within the police. He's never told a lie in his life, and the sources where he got this story he trusts implicitly. He reckons right, this house the OB raided somewhere in the country, it had been burgled now the two people I'm going to mention obviously had nothing to do with the burglary. For enthusiasts of Auf Wiedersehen Pet, I want you to picture the scene when the video of Arthur Pringle and the Prozzies in Thornley Manor come out. Well...these weren't video's but explicit pictures of.......Five Bellies fucking Samantha Janus. Apparently it was 9/10 years ago when she briefly fell out the public eye, but aye the OB found graphic pictures of Five Bellies giving it five nowt with Samantha Janus. It seems unbelievable, but trust me my mate IS like a saint, never told even a white lie in his life. I can't picture it in my head, I don't want to but it's hard to look at Samantha Janus in the same light. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46219 Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 I hope it is true tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 I hope it is true tbh. So do I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 There's someone else on here who can vouch for the validity of my source, I'm 100% convinced this happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Careful about anything too libellous like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Five bellies wouldn't mind people knowing that surely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 One of my best friends is a police officer, but he's still a good lad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 I hope it is true tbh. It has to be, thats too ridiculous to be made up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 "He's never told a lie in his life, and the sources where he got this story he trusts implicitly." For some reason every time I read that sentence the words "Baines" and "Leighton" come into my head, can't think why though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7199 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 One of my best friends is a police officer, but he's still a good lad http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/polit...ed-1024983.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 A mate of mine works for a record company and was in New York about 5 years ago on a kind of secondment thing to th US head office, he was on a night out watching some bands and talking to an r & r man (i think that's what they are called, the blokes that look for acts to sign) anyway this bloke was playing Johnny big balls in front of my mate telling him various stories about the industry including a particularly interesting tale about how Christine Aguilera got her first record deal! Apparently she went round a room full of record label executives and some well known rappers and felated the lot of them (about 8 or so) to ejaculation. A week later bish bash bosh a multi alnum record deal! I'm not for one minute saying this is gospel but would prefer to believe it than to not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 We'll call that one true just for the sake of it. She's loaded so she'll probably get over it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 "He's never told a lie in his life, and the sources where he got this story he trusts implicitly." For some reason every time I read that sentence the words "Baines" and "Leighton" come into my head, can't think why though Total knob. I don't usually use the K but I will in this instance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 A mate of mine works for a record company and was in New York about 5 years ago on a kind of secondment thing to th US head office, he was on a night out watching some bands and talking to an r & r man (i think that's what they are called, the blokes that look for acts to sign) anyway this bloke was playing Johnny big balls in front of my mate telling him various stories about the industry including a particularly interesting tale about how Christine Aguilera got her first record deal! Apparently she went round a room full of record label executives and some well known rappers and felated the lot of them (about 8 or so) to ejaculation. A week later bish bash bosh a multi alnum record deal! I'm not for one minute saying this is gospel but would prefer to believe it than to not! Did she not get signed up along side Justin Timberlake or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douggy B 0 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 A mate of mine works for a record company and was in New York about 5 years ago on a kind of secondment thing to th US head office, he was on a night out watching some bands and talking to an r & r man (i think that's what they are called, the blokes that look for acts to sign) anyway this bloke was playing Johnny big balls in front of my mate telling him various stories about the industry including a particularly interesting tale about how Christine Aguilera got her first record deal! Apparently she went round a room full of record label executives and some well known rappers and felated the lot of them (about 8 or so) to ejaculation. A week later bish bash bosh a multi alnum record deal! I'm not for one minute saying this is gospel but would prefer to believe it than to not! Did she not get signed up along side Justin Timberlake or something? He was fluffing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 A mate of mine works for a record company and was in New York about 5 years ago on a kind of secondment thing to th US head office, he was on a night out watching some bands and talking to an r & r man (i think that's what they are called, the blokes that look for acts to sign) anyway this bloke was playing Johnny big balls in front of my mate telling him various stories about the industry including a particularly interesting tale about how Christine Aguilera got her first record deal! Apparently she went round a room full of record label executives and some well known rappers and felated the lot of them (about 8 or so) to ejaculation. A week later bish bash bosh a multi alnum record deal! I'm not for one minute saying this is gospel but would prefer to believe it than to not! Or RnB What a crock of shit btw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinofbeans 91 Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 these seem pretty far fetched. but very funny. i heard several rumours about Aguilera being a huge fan of bum sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 "He's never told a lie in his life, and the sources where he got this story he trusts implicitly." For some reason every time I read that sentence the words "Baines" and "Leighton" come into my head, can't think why though Total knob. I don't usually use the K but I will in this instance. Who is? Your "spot on mate" who told you about Baines signing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 "He's never told a lie in his life, and the sources where he got this story he trusts implicitly." For some reason every time I read that sentence the words "Baines" and "Leighton" come into my head, can't think why though Total knob. I don't usually use the K but I will in this instance. Who is? Your "spot on mate" who told you about Baines signing? Nah. Do you think you're boring? Or are you in denial? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 "He's never told a lie in his life, and the sources where he got this story he trusts implicitly." For some reason every time I read that sentence the words "Baines" and "Leighton" come into my head, can't think why though Total knob. I don't usually use the K but I will in this instance. Who is? Your "spot on mate" who told you about Baines signing? Nah. Do you think you're boring? Or are you in denial? Boring is definitely one thing that can never be said about you. Your ignorant, pathetic, moronic little rants (especially when you have had a shandy) are a highlight of the forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 I've heard from more than one source that there are photos of Debbie McGee being fucked by an Alsatian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 How far are we allowed to go with this and do we have to put 'allegedly' at the end of every rumour? I heard two from very good sources, one involving Shearer and the other Fat Fred. Everytime I tell people the Shearer one I get shouted at though, because of his legend status. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46219 Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 5:23am Dave? Get them told! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 ''The court rules Toontastic innocent of libel, because it was early'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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