Smooth Operator 10 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 I find pregnant women incredibly attractive! Not fully blown 8-9 months but the more demure 3-6 month periods, when their shape changes and their breasts enlarge. If they were a looker before they were up the duff it seems to make them even more appealing in my eyes. There's been a few good looking lasses in my office recently announcing they are pregnant and i'm struggling to contain myself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 I concur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Pervs, each to their own I guess, but if men had babys: Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay. There'd be a cure for stretch marks, with medicine to restore 6 packs. Natural childbirth would become obsolete, they can't take the pain. Morning sickness would rank as the nation's number one health problem. All methods of birth control would be improved to 100 percent effectiveness, and they would never risk the "pull out just before" method. Children would be kept in the hospital until they were toilet trained. Men would be eager to talk about commitment. They wouldn't think twins were quite so cute. Dads would want their kids come by 10pm. They'd have to stop saying, "I'm afraid I'll drop him." They'd stay in bed for the entire nine months. Restaurant menus would list ice cream with pickles and coal dust as a starter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 if men had babies they'd be no morning sickness actual birth would last about 20 minutes you'd have a pain killer or two then be in the pub celebrating with your mates on the afternoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Pervs, each to their own I guess, but if men had babys: Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay. There'd be a cure for stretch marks, with medicine to restore 6 packs. Natural childbirth would become obsolete, they can't take the pain. Morning sickness would rank as the nation's number one health problem. All methods of birth control would be improved to 100 percent effectiveness, and they would never risk the "pull out just before" method. Children would be kept in the hospital until they were toilet trained. Men would be eager to talk about commitment. They wouldn't think twins were quite so cute. Dads would want their kids come by 10pm. They'd have to stop saying, "I'm afraid I'll drop him." They'd stay in bed for the entire nine months. Restaurant menus would list ice cream with pickles and coal dust as a starter. 45133[/snapback] Jesus wept tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Serious question; is it some sort of evolutionary pre-programmed response blokes have? I mean if a girl's pregnant then it obviously suggests fertility....so is it that that blokes are attracted to, subconsciously? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Serious question; is it some sort of evolutionary pre-programmed response blokes have? I mean if a girl's pregnant then it obviously suggests fertility....so is it that that blokes are attracted to, subconsciously? 45138[/snapback] Possibly. Either that or we're all pervs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 my mate has a thing about pregnant women (and yes it is a mate not me) he got a porn dvd with pregnant women in it from Prague, titled "Mummy Loves Cock" i've never seen a man look more nervous going through customs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChocChip 0 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Serious question; is it some sort of evolutionary pre-programmed response blokes have? I mean if a girl's pregnant then it obviously suggests fertility....so is it that that blokes are attracted to, subconsciously? 45138[/snapback] But the female has already been fertilised so surely that would rule her out as an immediately viable recepticle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Serious question; is it some sort of evolutionary pre-programmed response blokes have? I mean if a girl's pregnant then it obviously suggests fertility....so is it that that blokes are attracted to, subconsciously? 45138[/snapback] But the female has already been fertilised so surely that would rule her out as an immediately viable recepticle 45148[/snapback] Blokes just like big tits tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20943 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Serious question; is it some sort of evolutionary pre-programmed response blokes have? I mean if a girl's pregnant then it obviously suggests fertility....so is it that that blokes are attracted to, subconsciously? 45138[/snapback] I would say it wa a minority fetish tbh, which kind of blows your theory out the water. Lets face it, the vast majority of smut posted on here is off slim lasses with big tits, not women up the duff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 my mate has a thing about pregnant women (and yes it is a mate not me) he got a porn dvd with pregnant women in it from Prague, titled "Mummy Loves Cock" i've never seen a man look more nervous going through customs 45142[/snapback] But eww! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20943 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 my mate has a thing about pregnant women (and yes it is a mate not me) he got a porn dvd with pregnant women in it from Prague, titled "Mummy Loves Cock" i've never seen a man look more nervous going through customs 45142[/snapback] But eww! 45152[/snapback] Technically, would she be a mother if it was the first time she was pregnant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Serious question; is it some sort of evolutionary pre-programmed response blokes have? I mean if a girl's pregnant then it obviously suggests fertility....so is it that that blokes are attracted to, subconsciously? 45138[/snapback] But the female has already been fertilised so surely that would rule her out as an immediately viable recepticle 45148[/snapback] Thats true of course, but I still think theres something about the general notion of someone 'being fertile'-an indicator of health etc - that probably triggers something. And then theres always Alex's big tits theory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20943 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Serious question; is it some sort of evolutionary pre-programmed response blokes have? I mean if a girl's pregnant then it obviously suggests fertility....so is it that that blokes are attracted to, subconsciously? 45138[/snapback] But the female has already been fertilised so surely that would rule her out as an immediately viable recepticle 45148[/snapback] Thats true of course, but I still think theres something about the general notion of someone 'being fertile'-an indicator of health etc - that probably triggers something. And then theres always Alex's big tits theory. 45154[/snapback] Good skin, nice teeth and hair, firm body etc are proof enough that someone is healthy for most people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChocChip 0 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Serious question; is it some sort of evolutionary pre-programmed response blokes have? I mean if a girl's pregnant then it obviously suggests fertility....so is it that that blokes are attracted to, subconsciously? 45138[/snapback] But the female has already been fertilised so surely that would rule her out as an immediately viable recepticle 45148[/snapback] Thats true of course, but I still think theres something about the general notion of someone 'being fertile'-an indicator of health etc - that probably triggers something. And then theres always Alex's big tits theory. 45154[/snapback] Surely a pregnant women is less up for it as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Serious question; is it some sort of evolutionary pre-programmed response blokes have? I mean if a girl's pregnant then it obviously suggests fertility....so is it that that blokes are attracted to, subconsciously? 45138[/snapback] But the female has already been fertilised so surely that would rule her out as an immediately viable recepticle 45148[/snapback] Thats true of course, but I still think theres something about the general notion of someone 'being fertile'-an indicator of health etc - that probably triggers something. And then theres always Alex's big tits theory. 45154[/snapback] Surely a pregnant women is less up for it as well 45158[/snapback] Jesus wept tbh We all know why it seems odd/reasons why it might appear strange to be attracted to pregnant women. I'm trying to offer theories as to why, mysteriously, some people are despite those glaringly obvious points!!! And anyway, I'm given to understand that some women are randy as owt during some stages of pregnancy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20943 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Serious question; is it some sort of evolutionary pre-programmed response blokes have? I mean if a girl's pregnant then it obviously suggests fertility....so is it that that blokes are attracted to, subconsciously? 45138[/snapback] But the female has already been fertilised so surely that would rule her out as an immediately viable recepticle 45148[/snapback] Thats true of course, but I still think theres something about the general notion of someone 'being fertile'-an indicator of health etc - that probably triggers something. And then theres always Alex's big tits theory. 45154[/snapback] Surely a pregnant women is less up for it as well 45158[/snapback] Jesus wept tbh We all know why it seems odd/reasons why it might appear strange to be attracted to pregnant women. I'm trying to offer theories as to why, mysteriously, some people are despite those glaringly obvious points!!! And anyway, I'm given to understand that some women are randy as owt during some stages of pregnancy. 45160[/snapback] Whatever floats your boat. Some people are attracted to pensioners; personally I'd rather not know why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43852 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Serious question; is it some sort of evolutionary pre-programmed response blokes have? I mean if a girl's pregnant then it obviously suggests fertility....so is it that that blokes are attracted to, subconsciously? 45138[/snapback] But the female has already been fertilised so surely that would rule her out as an immediately viable recepticle 45148[/snapback] Thats true of course, but I still think theres something about the general notion of someone 'being fertile'-an indicator of health etc - that probably triggers something. And then theres always Alex's big tits theory. 45154[/snapback] Surely a pregnant women is less up for it as well 45158[/snapback] Jesus wept tbh We all know why it seems odd/reasons why it might appear strange to be attracted to pregnant women. I'm trying to offer theories as to why, mysteriously, some people are despite those glaringly obvious points!!! And anyway, I'm given to understand that some women are randy as owt during some stages of pregnancy. 45160[/snapback] Whatever floats your boat. Some people are attracted to pensioners; personally I'd rather not know why. 45164[/snapback] Gums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted October 12, 2005 Author Share Posted October 12, 2005 My attraction is hard to explain, i tihnk it's just an extra glow they seem to have, a radiance if you will, when I see a good looking woman at one with her pregnancy it warms my loins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Serious question; is it some sort of evolutionary pre-programmed response blokes have? I mean if a girl's pregnant then it obviously suggests fertility....so is it that that blokes are attracted to, subconsciously? 45138[/snapback] But the female has already been fertilised so surely that would rule her out as an immediately viable recepticle 45148[/snapback] Thats true of course, but I still think theres something about the general notion of someone 'being fertile'-an indicator of health etc - that probably triggers something. And then theres always Alex's big tits theory. 45154[/snapback] Surely a pregnant women is less up for it as well 45158[/snapback] Jesus wept tbh We all know why it seems odd/reasons why it might appear strange to be attracted to pregnant women. I'm trying to offer theories as to why, mysteriously, some people are despite those glaringly obvious points!!! And anyway, I'm given to understand that some women are randy as owt during some stages of pregnancy. 45160[/snapback] Whatever floats your boat. Some people are attracted to pensioners; personally I'd rather not know why. 45164[/snapback] I never said I was you rhastclart! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20943 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Serious question; is it some sort of evolutionary pre-programmed response blokes have? I mean if a girl's pregnant then it obviously suggests fertility....so is it that that blokes are attracted to, subconsciously? 45138[/snapback] But the female has already been fertilised so surely that would rule her out as an immediately viable recepticle 45148[/snapback] Thats true of course, but I still think theres something about the general notion of someone 'being fertile'-an indicator of health etc - that probably triggers something. And then theres always Alex's big tits theory. 45154[/snapback] Surely a pregnant women is less up for it as well 45158[/snapback] Jesus wept tbh We all know why it seems odd/reasons why it might appear strange to be attracted to pregnant women. I'm trying to offer theories as to why, mysteriously, some people are despite those glaringly obvious points!!! And anyway, I'm given to understand that some women are randy as owt during some stages of pregnancy. 45160[/snapback] Whatever floats your boat. Some people are attracted to pensioners; personally I'd rather not know why. 45164[/snapback] Gums. 45166[/snapback] You're all a bunch of filthy perverts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20943 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Serious question; is it some sort of evolutionary pre-programmed response blokes have? I mean if a girl's pregnant then it obviously suggests fertility....so is it that that blokes are attracted to, subconsciously? 45138[/snapback] But the female has already been fertilised so surely that would rule her out as an immediately viable recepticle 45148[/snapback] Thats true of course, but I still think theres something about the general notion of someone 'being fertile'-an indicator of health etc - that probably triggers something. And then theres always Alex's big tits theory. 45154[/snapback] Surely a pregnant women is less up for it as well 45158[/snapback] Jesus wept tbh We all know why it seems odd/reasons why it might appear strange to be attracted to pregnant women. I'm trying to offer theories as to why, mysteriously, some people are despite those glaringly obvious points!!! And anyway, I'm given to understand that some women are randy as owt during some stages of pregnancy. 45160[/snapback] Whatever floats your boat. Some people are attracted to pensioners; personally I'd rather not know why. 45164[/snapback] I never said I was you rhastclart! 45172[/snapback] Aye, sure. Using the old solicitor's trick of getting off on a technicality. Alex would be proud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Aye, sure. Using the old solicitor's trick of getting off on a technicality. Alex would be proud. 45175[/snapback] Renton, Renton, quite contrary, how does your garden grow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Serious question; is it some sort of evolutionary pre-programmed response blokes have? I mean if a girl's pregnant then it obviously suggests fertility....so is it that that blokes are attracted to, subconsciously? 45138[/snapback] I would say it wa a minority fetish tbh, which kind of blows your theory out the water. Lets face it, the vast majority of smut posted on here is off slim lasses with big tits, not women up the duff. 45151[/snapback] More 'Big Momma loves the cock', Shirley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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