Arse amnesty

[Smooth Operator 10]

Wacky there's a line in all friendships and you've surpassed it on this occasion.

 

Time for me to do the same i think, well you know all the nights your lass spends up her mam's with the bairn, well the bairns up there right enough but your lass isn't, see jumps in a taxi down to Middlesboro and trawls the streets looking for customers in the David Pleat mould to give her some extra spending money. She's there till 6 am some nights, does all the positions, i heard her speciality was the old washing the dog routine, cost you though - £2! Pricey knowing your lass.

 

Anyway i know you were complaining the other week about it being as baggy as a wizards sleeve, at least now you know the reason.

[Jusoda Kid 1]

Wacky there's a line in all friendships and you've surpassed it on this occasion.

 

Time for me to do the same i think, well you know all the nights your lass spends up her mam's with the bairn, well the bairns up there right enough but your lass isn't, see jumps in a taxi down to Middlesboro and trawls the streets looking for customers in the David Pleat mould to give her some extra spending money. She's there till 6 am some nights, does all the positions, i heard her speciality was the old washing the dog routine, cost you though - £2! Pricey knowing your lass.

 

Anyway i know you were complaining the other week about it being as baggy as a wizards sleeve, at least now you know the reason. 

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You forgot the bit about it smelling like a harbour wall