spongebob toonpants 4183 Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 I was round a friends house last night and ended up playing table tennis against the lead guitarist from Saxon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 Awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Flintoff 0 Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 Breaking a Ramadan fast that I hadn't even been partaking in with a man I'd just met in Morocco whilst watching a rerun of Spurs beat the Mags in the League Cup on Arabic TV...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Flintoff 0 Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 For Danny B's benefit, this guy was black. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 For Danny B's benefit, this guy was black. That was kind of him. Did he know Danny, did he have to change co lour? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Flintoff 0 Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 He changed from white to black so that noone could question his attitude on the football pitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 (edited) Nut megged Mirandinha at the old Benwell Hill training ground as a 9 year old listening to Willie McFaul telling Anal that boys got a future. Edited October 13, 2008 by Stevie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 (edited) He changed from white to black so that noone could question his attitude on the football pitch. The lad out of Herman's Hermits? Is he a racialist like? Edited October 13, 2008 by Happy Face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 Beat Gary Numan at Pool. Jockey Wilson at darts both in the same week. Woke up with a car bumper in my bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 just a quickie both were white and took their beatings wll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 4183 Posted October 13, 2008 Author Share Posted October 13, 2008 Bloke from Saxon. Hairy, surprisingly clean. White ldo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7095 Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 Surreal you say... Was in a parallel universe where J69 refused to give MvB his autograph. MvB beat the shit out of him for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 21498 Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 Surreal you say... Was in a parallel universe where J69 refused to give MvB his autograph. MvB beat the shit out of him for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 Surreal you say... Was in a parallel universe where J69 refused to give MvB his autograph. MvB beat the shit out of him for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 Dancing with Cuba Gooding Jnr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 4183 Posted October 13, 2008 Author Share Posted October 13, 2008 ok Ive just had a text asking if i want to go on the guest list Thu 6 Nov Motorhead + Saxon Concert Hall at Brighton Dome lets rock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 Got a piggy back from Liam Neeson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 Got a blow job from MvB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 Sat next to Jonny Wilkinson on a BA flight to Newcastle. MVB bought everyone on the plane a sandwich from the lunch cart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7095 Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 I got a 'disturbing the peace' ticket from the polis for being hoyed out of a nightclub (Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out of a window! What's the fuckin' charge for getting thrown out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking?) Anyway next morning in hotel, still pissed....Withnail was in there and I got his autograph, the only thing I had in my pocket was my police ticket. Seemed entirely appropriate to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 Thinking did Steve Watson really just score that goal at Anfield? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordieboyo 0 Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 When I was working in a hotel bar Frank Clark was part of a private party. I kept the bar open until 5am on his request and had the pleasure of listening/watching him entertain his party with an excellent guitar/song session. Also hearing Alan Robson tell a bunch of loud corporate boys who were loudly telling racist and homophobic jokes to STFU. Sid Waddell refusing to acknowledge me behind the bar if I kept calling him Sir. Alan Shearer and Rob Lee leading the boys into SJP before the Livepool home game (Ruuds first home game I think) singing Stardust's 'Music Sounds Better' After working on a police christmas party stepping over a couple shagging on the stairs then a bunch of us listening outside a door where a hefty police man was giving a petitie WPC a right seeing too. 5 minutes in said WPC shouts out 'turn me over and fuck me up the arse'. How we managed to keep our laughter in I don't know. The moral of the story? Get work in a Hotel bar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donaldstott 0 Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 Playing truth or dare with amongst others Steve Howey and 'Disco' Des Hamilton. Watching Tino have a fight in the middle of a crowded restaurant after he'd pinched some lasses arse who was sitting at a table for two with her boyfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinofbeans 91 Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 sold a couple of light fittings to maria whittaker once when i was a lad. she was tiny. gorgeous as well! oh and mvb's wife came round last night and fitted some new curtains in my flat. bless her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6701 Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 Nut megged Mirandinha at the old Benwell Hill training ground as a 9 year old listening to Willie McFaul telling Anal that boys got a future. Along the same sort of lines I saved a penalty from Gazza when I was at one of those 'Soccer Skills' things they used to hold at Gateshead Stadium in half-term.. Knew very little about it - the bastid fired it straight at my gut... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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