farnie1993 0 Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 (edited) Giv us ya thoughts lads n lasses !! whats your number 1 toon chant??? Edited October 11, 2008 by farnie1993 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7169 Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Bless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy 17 Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 i think the 'she's getting shagged in the jungle' chant directed to Dwight Yorke when we visited Blackburn must be up there!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 i think the 'she's getting shagged in the jungle' chant directed to Dwight Yorke when we visited Blackburn must be up there!! Ted, Ted wherever you may be, your lass is a member of the BNP to Sheringham after Danielle Lloyd was on Celebrity BB too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 4131 Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 who's that coming over your wife is it a mobster is it a mobster to stevie g. ldo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sicklee Sausage Roll 0 Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 (edited) My favourite would have to be: Farnie is a mackem, He comes from Washington He is not a geordie The fucking mackem scum Not only is he mackem, he is a fucking prat sitting in a classroom in a stupid bloody hat. Edited October 11, 2008 by Sicklee Sausage Roll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Best one I've ever heard on an away was at the dippers. They had a right back called Jon Otsemobor who had been out drinking in the city and got a bullet in the backside (caught in the crossfire between local gangsters or something). Anyway, he was playing again fairly soon and the song went to the tune of Bon Jovi's 'You Give Love A Bad Name': Shot through the arse, and he still plays, you give Rob Jones a bad name, bad name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Best one I've ever heard on an away was at the dippers. They had a right back called Jon Otsemobor who had been out drinking in the city and got a bullet in the backside (caught in the crossfire between local gangsters or something). Anyway, he was playing again fairly soon and the song went to the tune of Bon Jovi's 'You Give Love A Bad Name': Shot through the arse, and he still plays, you give Rob Jones a bad name, bad name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douggy B 0 Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Posh spice is a slapper, She wears a wonder bra, And when shes shaggin Beckham, She thinks of Ginola!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leannenufc 0 Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 It might just be cos it was a crap game, but Where's LuaLua He's got malaria at Fratton Park a couple of years ago had me laughing all the way home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4856 Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 who's that coming over your wife is it a mobster is it a mobster to stevie g. ldo i've gotta say thats class, was singing it in a bar tonight and about ten other lads joined in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great Toon 0 Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 A more normal chant but in the days when we were top of the league and sung about. I remember Bolton singing We are bottom say we are bottom of the league. The other which was fun was aginst David Speedie at Blackburn away ( Keegan first away game as Manager) and Blacburn the following season when sang we all shag your wife speedie speedie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy 17 Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 A more normal chant but in the days when we were top of the league and sung about. I remember Bolton singing We are bottom say we are bottom of the league. The other which was fun was aginst David Speedie at Blackburn away ( Keegan first away game as Manager) and Blacburn the following season when sang we all shag your wife speedie speedie yeah i remember that game well!! my leg was in a pot and bouncing upand down in the away end was no good for it!! also iirc Speedie the shitebag scored a hattrick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farnie1993 0 Posted October 12, 2008 Author Share Posted October 12, 2008 My favourite would have to be: Farnie is a mackem, He comes from Washington He is not a geordie The fucking mackem scum Not only is he mackem, he is a fucking prat sitting in a classroom in a stupid bloody hat. lmaoooooo i mooved to washington a munth ago u ctun i hate it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venom 0 Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 MY GARDEN SHED MY GARDEN SHED IS BIGGER THAN THIS IS BIGGER THAN THIS MY GARDEN SHED IS BIGGER THAN THIS ITS GOT A DOOR AND A WINDOW! MY GARDEN SHED IS BIGGER THAN THIS Sung at stamford bridge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 Kiss my arse my arse etc has to one of the daftest or aye aye yaye someones pissed on me sombrero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 Or for the utterly stupid NEWCASTLE UNITED WILL NEVER BE DEFEATED ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 4131 Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 Kiss my arse my arse etc has to one of the daftest or aye aye yaye someones pissed on me sombrero. the dirty twat has pissed in my hat And now Ive got nothing to wearo wearo wearo lol - i loved that song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 "You're going down with the Bismark" when we played Leverkuesen at home in the CL was canny funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 4131 Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 Ingle Ingle Ingle Weve got Pingle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 You're going down with the hoaxer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 "he's a dwarf, a dwarf.... etc" directed at some odious little shite who was playing for Chelsea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 The Habib Beye/Happy Days one was and still is great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3963 Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 Might be considered racist but the "Basil Fawlty is our friend" one against Barca was funny as was the "we're supposed to be at work" one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 4131 Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 Frank Clark new my father Father knew Frank Clark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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