Smooth Operator 10 Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 What a nightmare. Went to my mates for the match today and he lives just of Heaton Road, had to park 3 streets away as there were no spaces any closer, anyway I pulled up behind this motor and before I'd even got out the owner of the car in front of me was in his garden. So I got out and he shouts, "Could you get any fucking closer to my car like!" I had a look and there was a good 6 inches between my bumper and his tow bar. So I said, "Wtf is your problem man there's a good 6 inches there" He wasn't having it and went on and on until I nearly lost it. I checked my temper and simply said, "Here mate, wtf are you gonna do about it?" He goes "well just wait and see when you come back to your car!" I laughed and replied, "Here man you daft cunt I know which is your car now and where you fucking live so if you touch my car I'll be sure to key your motor and shit through your letterbox you fucking muppet." Fucking old prick, reckon he must have a pop at every fucking student that walks down the street tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 (edited) You're geet nails you like Smooth. Edited October 5, 2008 by Happy Face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted October 5, 2008 Author Share Posted October 5, 2008 You're geet nails you like Smooth. Not especially like but I don't suffer wankers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 And it's to your credit. You want to try parking in Shields on GNR day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 Replace Heaton with Four Lane Ends and you have the same post you made a year ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 Replace Heaton with Four Lane Ends and you have the same post you made a year ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted October 6, 2008 Author Share Posted October 6, 2008 I was gonna call the thread Parking Wars 2 but didn't think anyone would remember the first one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6670 Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 I was gonna call the thread Parking Wars 2 but didn't think anyone would remember the first one. Wasn't that the one where you were threatening to reverse over the old boy who didn't want you parking outside his house? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 J69 must've hijacked SMO's account by the looks of things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 I thought Kid Dynamite might have been J69. More off the name than owt else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_NUFC 0 Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 (edited) As a Heatonian, I can confirm that parking here is an absolute nightmare ALL the time. Edited October 6, 2008 by Tom_NUFC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 If it was the same "six inches" I saw in that text I can understand why he'd be pissed off like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 If only I'd known.. I live near Heaton Road AND I have a disabled parking space outside that nobody uses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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