Southern Geordie 1 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Q: What sound effect does Jimbo make when masterbating? A: Medina Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Q: Who's your ideal (actual) blind date? A: KT Tunstall (and for the record I dont have a pet so to SO) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Q: Which current "singer" is highly overated and as about as attractive as a badgers arse? A: Brock Manson's dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Q. Who did you lose your virginity too last week ? A. Apples Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Q: Instead of ping pong balls what can you fire out your gash? A: Hot salty love piss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15531 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Q: What's your favourite flavour of Doritos? A: Professor Plum, in the Library, with the Candlestick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Q. Who killed Bambi? A. Bert Millichip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Q: What word is impossible to repeat continuously when pissed? A: SO is a musically-challenged retard who has no ears which is why the concept of music is lost on him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Q: Brock - state something completely false and based on the bullshit ramblings that take place in your tiny mind. A: Hairy beef curtains Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Q, What is the first thing that springs to mind when you think of your mother ? A, A pineapple Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Q: What shares the same taste in music as SO? A: £5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 (edited) Q: Your mother's charge for back door action is? A: Reebok classics, Stone Island jacket and a Burberry cap. Edited October 12, 2005 by Smooth Operator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Q: What does an ASBO look like? A: 50 Cent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Q, Who would you most like to be bummed by ? A, The Rev Ian Paisley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Lazaru 0 Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Q. Who would you most like to be bummed by A. Alf Ramsey's porn dungeon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Q: Where do all interviews for the England's managers job take place? A: Barrymore's swimming pool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Q. Wheres the worst place to go to a party? A. Behind a tree outside the pub Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9778 Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Q: Where did you park your car? [Ha, that's not the naughty stuff you wanted, eh!] A: I beg your pardon. That's not a question you ask a lady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Q. Where did you 1st experiment with the Monroe Transfer ? A. The princess and the pea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Q. Whats the last porn film you watched? A. Down the U-bend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9424 Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Q,Where does Peasepud keep his dwarf porn stash? A,I just added a few herbs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Q. Why do you enjoy felching? A. Graeme Souness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Q: Ask Leazesmag who shot JFK, and you get which answer? A: 9 out of 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Q: Number of forum goers who confirmed Wacky's hair colour is GINGER? A: Richard Whitley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 Q: Whos name killed this thread ? A: A Chunky Kit Kat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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