snakehips 0 Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 Q. Reports were that it was a set of garden furniture, but what actually was it that you stole from Asda by hiding it up your ass? A. It was a sawn off table leg, I tell you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 Q. How did you manage to balance the turtle, the chicken and the hallibut upon the artists Easel? A. the French penchant for Xenophobia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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