Lou 0 Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 I swear we've not had this on here before. And screw you all if you're gonna start whinging about 'spam' threads. Basically, you type the question that the person above you has answered. eg. Person A - "A. green and yellow stripes" Person B - "Q. what colour did you just dye your hair?" But, y'know, I'm sure you can all be much more witty and insulting than that. And then, of course, Person B has to type an answer too. To continue the flow. You probably got that bit though. SO....... A. £6.45 for the pair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 Q - How much were your silicone implants? A - Big yellow taxi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 172 Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 Q, So Doctor, what was that object up my rectum ? A, 28,448 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 Q - How many times have you wanked in the last week A - Irn Bru Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9652 Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 (edited) Q: What is the best toxin to kill a rat? A: Poland. Edited October 10, 2005 by Isegrim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 (edited) Q. What do scottish people have instead of blood? A. Between £1500 and £2000. Edit: Meant for Richie, damn that jorman. Edited October 10, 2005 by luckyluke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Lazaru 0 Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 Q. How much does Luckyluke charge for "Full sex" A. Shatner's Basoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 Q: What did Nimoy choke on? A: Maggie Philbin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 172 Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 Q, What was the main cause of Keith Chegwin's alcoholism ? A, Testicals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 Q: Which body part does manc-mag most resemble? A: Bananaman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 Q: Who lives at 29 Acacia Road A: about 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve 0 Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 Q: How many homosexual encounters have you had? A: Green Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 Q. What colour are your underpants? A. In a field Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve 0 Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 Q: Where do you do you yoghurt shits as not to block your home toilet? A: In Perth two weeks ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 Q: When did Steve last get a shag? A: At the top of the Eiffel Tower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 Q: Where is an incredibly scary place? A: I wish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 Q: Do you ever think you'll have sex Brock? A: Pink Oboe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Q. What were you playing last night? A. Chocolate nipples. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 (edited) Q. I might be a secret hardcore alcoholic, and at this very moment fantasizing about going down on a bottle of Blue Nun, but do you really think you can call quits on the curry you owe me by suggesting we get mucky and eat A. cheats at twister Edited October 11, 2005 by Toplass-101 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Q. How do you win your curry? A. Shower of bastards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Q. What do you call a group of students? A. Tony Hadley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43852 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Q: manc-mag is the love child of Sue Pollard and which 80s pop star? A: 2:40pm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Q. What time will Gemmill finally start doing work? A. Shocking Pink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 (edited) Q: Wacky's new hairdo is what colour? A: 12 inches on the flop! Edited October 11, 2005 by Smooth Operator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Q. How big is your goldfish? A. Dangermouse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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