Guest Stevie Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 Last night right playin 5 a side. At half time I was off behind the goal, the goal was right in front of me but I was behind and I seen someone with shorthair bend down and pick me bag up, a gans how mate thats my bag, mate thats mine, thinkin it was a lad. They looked up, and it was a fuckin really attractive lass she just had short hair, and she walked off the pitch pissin hersel cos I thought she was a lad, and she walked over to me and gans "you wouldn't call me mate on a Friday night" patted me on the arse and walked away lookin back over her shoulder, I was dead embarrassed cos she was fuckin lush. I've done it before "cheers pal" look at them and realised its a wifey bus driver. There's nothing worse I tell ye. Anyone suffered this terrible situation before? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 Stevie don't lie man, you had a Begbie moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3653 Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 Only when we've got to the marmalade stage of the evening. No doubt Danny B get's mistaken for a whining bitch quite often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 Stevie don't lie man, you had a Begbie moment. "you mention at wan more time an ah'll cut you up....understaun" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7099 Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 happened to me when I was a very young lad...she was gorgeous....just getting down to it and she goes 'I've got something to tell you'. Was a few weeks from having the operation apparently, had chebs and was very feminised. I was only 18 and as green as frozen peas. Split my heed for a day or two... on reflection she did have quite big hands like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15872 Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 I know a few lesbians who'd get it. Does that count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7099 Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 happened to me when I was a very young lad...he was gorgeous....just getting down to it and he goes 'I've got something to tell you'. Was a few weeks from having the operation apparently, had chebs and was very feminised. I was only 18 and as green as frozen peas. Split my heed for a day or two... on reflection she did have quite big hands like. fixed it for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake 0 Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 happened to me when I was a very young lad...she was gorgeous....just getting down to it and she goes 'I've got something to tell you'. Was a few weeks from having the operation apparently, had chebs and was very feminised but as I was gagging I thought 'fuck it' and drilled him anyway. I was only 18 and as green as frozen peas. Split my heed for a day or two... on reflection she did have quite big hands like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7099 Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 happened to me when I was a very young lad...she was gorgeous....just getting down to it and she goes 'I've got something to tell you'. Was a few weeks from having the operation apparently, had chebs and was very feminised but as I was gagging I thought 'fuck it' and drilled him anyway. I was only 18 and as green as frozen peas. Split my heed for a day or two... on reflection she did have quite big hands like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15872 Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SloopJohn 0 Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 happened to me when I was a very young lad...she was gorgeous....just getting down to it and she goes 'I've got something to tell you'. Was a few weeks from having the operation apparently, had chebs and was very feminised but as I was gagging I thought 'fuck it' and drilled him anyway. I was only 18 and as green as frozen peas. Split my heed for a day or two... on reflection she did have quite big hands like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoog 0 Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 happened to me when I was a very young lad...she was gorgeous....just getting down to it and she goes 'I've got something to tell you'. Was a few weeks from having the operation apparently, had chebs and was very feminised but as I was gagging I thought 'fuck it' and drilled him anyway. I was only 18 and as green as frozen peas. Split my heed for a day or two... on reflection she did have quite big hands like. Question is, if she (he) was fit as f*ck and had had the op would you still have gone through with it knowing that it was really a fella? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7099 Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 happened to me when I was a very young lad...she was gorgeous....just getting down to it and she goes 'I've got something to tell you'. Was a few weeks from having the operation apparently, had chebs and was very feminised but as I was gagging I thought 'fuck it' and drilled him anyway. I was only 18 and as green as frozen peas. Split my heed for a day or two... on reflection she did have quite big hands like. Question is, if she (he) was fit as f*ck and had had the op would you still have gone through with it knowing that it was really a fella? Well that's an interesting question for sure. Some of these trans-gender people apparently 'feel' the other sex all their lives and view it as corrective treatment/surgery to align their body to what they know in their mind. Some sort of embryonic hormonal/developmental fuck up perhaps? She was a nice girl, but I think at 18 it was way too mind bending, these days I'm probably more open minded. It'd be another part of life's rich experience to chalk off wouldn't it? Check out the good doctors work and all that? Not that I'm gonna actively seek it out like, not that there's anything wrong with that. Long time dead and all that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 happened to me when I was a very young lad...she was gorgeous....just getting down to it and she goes 'I've got something to tell you'. Was a few weeks from having the operation apparently, had chebs and was very feminised but as I was gagging I thought 'fuck it' and drilled him anyway. I was only 18 and as green as frozen peas. Split my heed for a day or two... on reflection she did have quite big hands like. Question is, if she (he) was fit as f*ck and had had the op would you still have gone through with it knowing that it was really a fella? Amanda? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 I've been mistaken for a lass before at work. When my hair was long and scraggy and I was up the ladders so bloke comes over and bellowed "Excuse me love!" before going Beetroot purple when I turned around only to reveal I wasn't a nubile young woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7099 Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 Alright thats happened to me too, I had a Kurt Cobain esque long blonde bob in the ealry nineties...was very useful for getting picked up while hitching round Oz....disappointed a few truckers but they always let me in. And no, I didn't fuck any of them. Shall we make this the trophyshy thread of shame? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 I've been mistaken for a lass before at work. When my hair was long and scraggy and I was up the ladders so bloke comes over and bellowed "Excuse me love!" before going Beetroot purple when I turned around only to reveal I wasn't a nubile young woman. Me too, before I became a slap head, I had the full "Eddie Vedder" long curly locks, and remember going out on the town with one of my mates, he bumped into one of his friends from work who asked him: "is that your bird ?" One glance told him all he needed to know. maybe it was more Edna Vedder than Eddie...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 10033 Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 It happened to me once. At the start of the term I was going through the list of names of people attending the course. I came to a girl's name and someone said "Here". I looked up to where the call came from, then decided to ask again. Again someone from the same place said "Yes, I am here." I replied "But it's a girl's name." Unfortunately this something actually was a girl although never looking like one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Barney 0 Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 I get mistaken for a bird because of my hair. Was out with my missus a while back and the waitress comes over "Can I get you ladies anything to drink". One of fucking many times that shit has happened, I always have a beard or stubble now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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