wykikitoon 20110 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 (edited) Anyone hear Anal Oliver This morning talking to Brazil? The bolke thinks he is part of Newcastle United!! He is a complete muppet. Although FF is saying he wont give into the teams asking large sums of money this cunt says "Oh yeh we shall get 2 of the 3 players" The twat then was nearly crying because Bowyer wouldnt give him an interview after the match on Weds, after the wankpot wrote some shite about him. Do you blame Bowyer? Yet Alan Brazil think the sun shines out of Anals arse, the bloke is a wanker!! Then the cunt said we had an EXCELLENT result on Weds? I wouldnt say 2-1 down an excellent result. I would say its a good result, but not excellent. Also their second goal for me was soft, everyone stood off him. But not for this cunt, he thought it was a world class goal Anyway rant over Edited July 29, 2005 by wykikitoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21563 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 You missed out that he said that qualification for the UEFA cup was vital, and then went on to say that we had reached the semifinals in the previous two years. The chief Newcastle journalist of the Evening Chronicle doesn't even know how far we got in the UEFA cup last year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 I see the critical error has led to all the dregs coming over now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21563 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 You missed out that he said that qualification for the UEFA cup was vital, and then went on to say that we had reached the semifinals in the previous two years. The chief Newcastle journalist of the Evening Chronicle doesn't even know how far we got in the UEFA cup last year. 3897[/snapback] I have you know I was invited, twice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 You missed out that he said that qualification for the UEFA cup was vital, and then went on to say that we had reached the semifinals in the previous two years. The chief Newcastle journalist of the Evening Chronicle doesn't even know how far we got in the UEFA cup last year. 3897[/snapback] I have you know I was invited, twice! 3908[/snapback] Can't quote properly though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21563 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Damn, going to take a while to get used to all this new fangled functionality. Any tutorials anywhere? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Damn, going to take a while to get used to all this new fangled functionality. Any tutorials anywhere? 3919[/snapback] You just click on the quote button below the post rather than above it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21563 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Damn, going to take a while to get used to all this new fangled functionality. Any tutorials anywhere? 3919[/snapback] You just click on the quote button below the post rather than above it. 3920[/snapback] Cheers, that makes sense now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timnufc 0 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Exactly, he goes in a huff and gives them crap marks for a match when players dont give him an interview. Imagine if that was Kluivert in a black & white shirt when Shearer didnt put a foot in for Depo's 2nd goal, he'd be going bonkers with headlines of how uncomitted Kluivert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20110 Posted July 29, 2005 Author Share Posted July 29, 2005 Exactly, he goes in a huff and gives them crap marks for a match when players dont give him an interview. Imagine if that was Kluivert in a black & white shirt when Shearer didnt put a foot in for Depo's 2nd goal, he'd be going bonkers with headlines of how uncomitted Kluivert. 4072[/snapback] Aye but it was a tough call to go for the ball, he would have gone down for deffo and got the free kick, but the wall was solid all night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Lazaru 0 Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 (edited) I was reading the chronicle today and Anal managed to write two articles that revolved around him, made his moment/quote of the week thing about him and stated that he himself saved Lee Bowyers career after the fight!!! We'll now have years of him regularly writing thta he doesn't hold a grudge against Bowyer and telling us every week that he isn't botheed about it, like he did with Robert! What a complete cock this man is! Edited July 30, 2005 by Papa Lazaru Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9761 Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 I was reading the chronicle today and Anal managed to write two articles that revolved around him, made his moment/quote of the week thing about him and stated that he himself saved Lee Bowyers career after the fight!!! We'll now have years of him regularly writing thta he doesn't hold a grudge against Bowyer and telling us every week that he isn't botheed about it, like he did with Robert! What a complete cock this man is! 4984[/snapback] I think the most funniest part is him wetting his pants about being part of Sir Bobby's updated autobiography ... and immidiately pointing to the fact that they made a mistake in the index as they missed out that he is also mentioned on p. 215. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ugly Mackems 133 Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 Has anyone ever met Alan Oliver? I have - a few times. I got banned from Newcastle-online for calling him an alcoholic a few weeks ago. I understand N-O's worry that Oliver may indeed have taken offence, but my accusation I would 100% guarantee would have stood up in any court in the land. Take a jury along to the Printers Pie most evenings and the case would be proved beyond a reasonable doubt. As anyone who has met him will confirm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21563 Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 Has anyone ever met Alan Oliver? I have - a few times. I got banned from Newcastle-online for calling him an alcoholic a few weeks ago. I understand N-O's worry that Oliver may indeed have taken offence, but my accusation I would 100% guarantee would have stood up in any court in the land. Take a jury along to the Printers Pie most evenings and the case would be proved beyond a reasonable doubt. As anyone who has met him will confirm. 5002[/snapback] Interesting. I was aware that he was a heavy drinker (I'm talking around Lanchester at the weekends, over 10 years ago), but had heard he had given up completely. I can see why N-O was not keen to have that sort of accusation floating around though, and I'm not sure of the relevance. You don't have to be a drunk to talk complete bollocks, although it helps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Hog 518 Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 (edited) I met him a couple of times. I was working at a hotel at the time and he used to turn up at Abba tribute nights ( 3 course meal and a disco included ) with his Mrs and another couple. Not a fan of his writing, but I didn't find him rude or arrogant. Couldn't comment on his drinking habbits as everyone used to pretty much get hammered at the do's, am sure they were around Xmas time. Edited July 30, 2005 by The Mighty Hog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9761 Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 I only (sort of) know his boss. He refused to make any comment about him though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southern Geordie 1 Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 (edited) I've met Alan Brazil.. He's certinitely changed since his playing days.. That's for sure! Edited July 30, 2005 by Southern Geordie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thompson 0 Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 (edited) According to his latest drivel in the Ronny Gill, his article after the 'punch up' saved Bowyers career at NUFC.. EDIT: I should really read threads before replying, as this has already been mentioned Edited July 30, 2005 by Thompson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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