Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 Was in McDonalds last night waiting in the queue, when these two charvers pushed in front of me, now i was half cut and pissed off already having been to the match so i wasn't having any of this shite. So I said, "here lads have you not seen there's a queue like?" These two turned round displaying matching Lacoste shell suits and rockports tucked into their socks. Anyway one of them goes, "here man wtf are ye ganna de aboot it like". So I showed the fucka, got the cunt by the scuff of his neck and walked him to the back of the queue, by this time his wing man had turned round and was coming towards me. I told him to think about it before he tried to do owt cos i wasn't fucking about, and before he could make a decision either way two of the mcdonalds staff had come out and told the pair to get out. I got my cheeseburger and went thinking they'd probably be waiting outside if they had any balls but they were long gone. Fucking hate pricks like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 How much of that is true? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 How much of that is true? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Offshore Toon 0 Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 It says a lot that they'd mess you about in the first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 21478 Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 Was in McDonalds last night waiting in the queue, when these two charvers pushed in front of me, now i was half cut and pissed off already having been to the match so i wasn't having any of this shite. So I said, "here lads have you not seen there's a queue like?" These two turned round displaying matching Lacoste shell suits and rockports tucked into their socks. Anyway one of them goes, "here man wtf are ye ganna de aboot it like". So I showed the fucka, got the cunt by the scuff of his neck and walked him to the back of the queue, by this time his wing man had turned round and was coming towards me. I told him to think about it before he tried to do owt cos i wasn't fucking about, and before he could make a decision either way two of the mcdonalds staff had come out and told the pair to get out. I got my cheeseburger and went thinking they'd probably be waiting outside if they had any balls but they were long gone. Fucking hate pricks like that. Played SMO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 14, 2008 Author Share Posted September 14, 2008 I'm just saying standing up to these pricks can work. Believe what you want, no skin of my nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 How much of that is true? Was in McDonalds last night shit! forgot the safety wink! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy 17 Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 they should all be round up and shot with shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 they should all be round up and shot FYP No wink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 Excellent work. Although I would have preferred a touch more wanton brutality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 14, 2008 Author Share Posted September 14, 2008 Excellent work. Although I would have preferred a touch more wanton brutality. I was in McDonalds man not a Chinese! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 Same happened to me in the Byker McDonalds the other week. Was just about to windmill the fuckas when MVB appeared from the cleaning cupboard and opened a 45 gallon drum of whoop ass on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 14, 2008 Author Share Posted September 14, 2008 Same happened to me in the Byker McDonalds the other week. Was just about to windmill the fuckas when MVB appeared from the cleaning cupboard and opened a 45 gallon drum of whoop ass on them. Next time he pops round to bleach my anus I'll have to ask him where the fuck he was in my hour of need! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 One of my pet hates btw. Well played. Assuming this isn't total bollocks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 Was in McDonalds last night waiting in the queue, when these two charvers pushed in front of me, now i was half cut and pissed off already having been to the match so i wasn't having any of this shite. So I said, "here lads have you not seen there's a queue like?" These two turned round displaying matching Lacoste shell suits and rockports tucked into their socks. Anyway one of them goes, "here man wtf are ye ganna de aboot it like". So I showed the fucka, got the cunt by the scuff of his neck and walked him to the back of the queue, by this time his wing man had turned round and was coming towards me. I told him to think about it before he tried to do owt cos i wasn't fucking about, and before he could make a decision either way two of the mcdonalds staff had come out and told the pair to get out. I got my cheeseburger and went thinking they'd probably be waiting outside if they had any balls but they were long gone. Fucking hate pricks like that. That's mental that because a very similar thing happened last night to me. After the match I was in Wetherspoons in the metro centre and the queue was one and forked in to two when people were getting served. This 40 year old woman came from behind me and in to the left queue where there was 2 people as opposed to 10 in the one i was at i was waiting for someone in front to go in that queue. So I thought fuck this, and pushed in front of the woman again. She went "EXCUSE ME", a gans what?, she said you've pushed in you were in the other queue, a says do you seriously expect to get served before me, after you were behind me in queue, and she went on and on, I don't know how I kept my cool cos I was in a foul mood after the game, I just said "here man fuckin shut up" and that was it apart from her shouting "cheek". Stupid hag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 Class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 Same happened to me in the Byker McDonalds the other week. Was just about to windmill the fuckas when MVB appeared from the cleaning cupboard and opened a 45 gallon drum of whoop ass on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 Excellent work. Although I would have preferred a touch more wanton brutality. Aye that's the problem, restraining yourself from nailing them by their scrotum from the wall with plastic straws. Although if they'd been true chavs they'd have had the police around for the CCTV tapes for an "assault" charge within 30 mins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11071 Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 Consider yourself lucky that you live in a country where this is a deviant from the norm, in India nobody knows what it is. As Englishmen, seeing one of our national past times (nay, sports) completely disregarded was quite distressing. Well played btw. So much antisocial behaviour continues to happen because people don't take a stand. Of course, the Mail runs scare stories about people being stabbed for less but these will be in the minority. Tell them where to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 Am I the only person who was surprised btw with that title of this thread and the original poster that it wasn't what we all expected? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 Am I the only person who was surprised btw with that title of this thread and the original poster that it wasn't what we all expected? No, was expecting it to be about kicking some lasses back doors in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 Am I the only person who was surprised btw with that title of this thread and the original poster that it wasn't what we all expected? No, was expecting it to be about kicking some lasses back doors in I was more expecting it about his own being kicked in if I'm being honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 14, 2008 Author Share Posted September 14, 2008 Am I the only person who was surprised btw with that title of this thread and the original poster that it wasn't what we all expected? No, was expecting it to be about kicking some lasses back doors in Wacky son we need to go for a pint and I'll tell you what's been going on, my sack is a shrivelled version of what it used to be such is the amount of dog washing that's been going down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinofbeans 91 Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 fair play if this is true.queue jumpers should be sorted out, fucking vermin.... [... irony] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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