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I was highlighting the positive aspects of the end of my days which will consist of being in a hospital at 7am, washing, dressing and feeding poorly-types and going to church several million times. I'm kinda concentrating on the last 3 hours of every day to justify why the ferk I'm doing it.  :icon_lol:

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Sorry...why the ferk are you doing it again?

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Because someone else is paying and my mother guilt-tripped me into it. I was kinda hoping for a beach holiday so I could chill, but no, I'm going to Lourdes. Ah well, I'll go to heaven...*

 

*probably not actually true.

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What's with all the shoes?  :icon_lol:

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Need to be able to match all the cute outfits and can't wear the same ones ALL the time ! :P

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[misogynistic?]Why do the NSPCC ads portray men as angry bullies/sexual predators, but women are presented in a sympathetic light?

 

(Mrs Roll's hypothesis - Being experts in the field, they know what abuses are more prevalent, but they raise more money picking on the popular target, rather than the one which is more realistic. That way they get people worked up against evil men, but invest the money saving children from lousy mothers.)[/misogynistic?]

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What's with all the shoes?  :icon_lol:

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This is not confined to women - one of my male friends possesses 20 pairs of trainers. And no, he isn't.

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what, a chav?

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What's with all the shoes?  :icon_lol:

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This is not confined to women - one of my male friends possesses 20 pairs of trainers. And no, he isn't.

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what, a chav?

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no chav is ever going to own 20 pairs of trainers are they? Surely at most one pair of air max or reebock classic and a pair of rockports (possibly fakes) for when trying to look that little bit smarter.

 

Our lass has just been having a go at me seeing as Ive just bought another pair of trainers, which makes 4 in total. She has around 30 pairs of shoes. Work that one out

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I was hoping Bridget would be on (well actually, I'm hoping she's not when I meet her :icon_lol:) so she could answer my question :P

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You had one or two beers last night, didn't you? :blush:

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Would any of the women care to explain how to set the timer on the video?

 

No.  Thought not. :icon_lol:

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Or how to change a wheel for that matter...?

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Would any of the women care to explain how to set the timer on the video?

 

No.  Thought not. :icon_lol:

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Or how to change a wheel for that matter...?

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Well, as you dont seem to know...You need a jack craig pet and you usually find this little peice of apparatus in the boot(located, again usually at the rear of the car)....

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why do women always go for the bastards?

 

 

not like I'm complaining, if they didn't I'd be fecking celibate, just curious is all

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why do women always go for the bastards?

 

 

not like I'm complaining, if they didn't I'd be fecking celibate, just curious is all

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Coz we're stupid enough to think we can reform/change you.

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Whats the way to Amarillo?

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Start out going SOUTH on CT-12 / NORWICH RD toward SCHOOL ST. 0.6 miles Map

 

2: Turn LEFT onto LATHROP RD. 0.1 miles Map

 

3: Merge onto GOVERNOR JOHN DAVIS LODGE TURNPIKE / I-395 S toward NORWICH. 13.7 miles Map

 

4: Take EXIT 82 toward CT-2 W / HARTFORD / CT-32 N / COLCHESTER. 0.2 miles Map

 

5: Turn RIGHT onto W TOWN ST. 0.7 miles Map

 

6: W TOWN ST becomes YANTIC RD. 0.1 miles Map

 

7: Merge onto CT-2 W toward WILLIMANTIC / HARTFORD. 31.5 miles Map

 

8: Merge onto CT-3 S via EXIT 5D toward WETHERSFIELD. 3.0 miles Map

 

9: Merge onto I-91 S via the exit on the LEFT toward NEW HAVEN. 13.4 miles Map

 

10: Merge onto I-691 W via EXIT 18 toward MERIDEN / WATERBURY. 7.9 miles Map

 

11: Merge onto I-84 W via EXIT 1 on the LEFT toward WATERBURY / DANBURY. 165.9 miles Map

 

12: Merge onto I-81 S via the exit on the LEFT toward WILKES-BARRE. 36.3 miles Map

 

13: Merge onto I-80 W via EXIT 151B toward BLOOMSBURG. 277.0 miles Map

 

14: Take I-76 W toward AKRON. 59.5 miles Map

 

15: Merge onto I-71 S via EXIT 1 toward COLUMBUS. 90.4 miles Map

 

16: Merge onto I-270 W via EXIT 119B toward DAYTON. 17.0 miles Map

 

17: Merge onto I-70 W via EXIT 8 toward INDIANAPOLIS. 168.6 miles Map

 

18: Merge onto I-70 W via EXIT 110B toward ST. LOUIS. 221.1 miles Map

 

19: Merge onto I-55 S via the exit on the LEFT toward ST LOUIS. 20.2 miles Map

 

20: Merge onto I-55 S via EXIT 40C toward I-44 W. 1.1 miles Map

 

21: Merge onto I-44 W via EXIT 207 / 290C (Portions toll). 378.2 miles Map

 

22: Merge onto I-44 W via EXIT 34 toward TULSA (Portions toll). 106.7 miles Map

 

23: I-44 W becomes TURNER TURNPIKE (Portions toll). 0.1 miles Map

 

24: TURNER TURNPIKE becomes JOHN KILPATRICK TURNPIKE (Portions toll). 24.5 miles Map

 

25: Merge onto I-40 W toward I-40 WEST / YUKON / AMRARILLO. 245.6 miles Map

 

26: Take the US-287 N / US-60 E / BUCHANAN ST exit- EXIT 70- toward US-87 N / DUMAS / PAMPA. 0.5 miles Map

 

27: Merge onto US-87 N. 1.6 miles Map

 

28: Turn RIGHT onto I-40 BL / AMARILLO BLVD E / OLD ROUTE 66. <0.1 miles Map

 

29: End at Amarillo, TX US

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Whats the way to Amarillo?

5129[/snapback]

Start out going SOUTH on CT-12 / NORWICH RD toward SCHOOL ST. 0.6 miles Map

 

2: Turn LEFT onto LATHROP RD. 0.1 miles Map

 

3: Merge onto GOVERNOR JOHN DAVIS LODGE TURNPIKE / I-395 S toward NORWICH. 13.7 miles Map

 

4: Take EXIT 82 toward CT-2 W / HARTFORD / CT-32 N / COLCHESTER. 0.2 miles Map

 

5: Turn RIGHT onto W TOWN ST. 0.7 miles Map

 

6: W TOWN ST becomes YANTIC RD. 0.1 miles Map

 

7: Merge onto CT-2 W toward WILLIMANTIC / HARTFORD. 31.5 miles Map

 

8: Merge onto CT-3 S via EXIT 5D toward WETHERSFIELD. 3.0 miles Map

 

9: Merge onto I-91 S via the exit on the LEFT toward NEW HAVEN. 13.4 miles Map

 

10: Merge onto I-691 W via EXIT 18 toward MERIDEN / WATERBURY. 7.9 miles Map

 

11: Merge onto I-84 W via EXIT 1 on the LEFT toward WATERBURY / DANBURY. 165.9 miles Map

 

12: Merge onto I-81 S via the exit on the LEFT toward WILKES-BARRE. 36.3 miles Map

 

13: Merge onto I-80 W via EXIT 151B toward BLOOMSBURG. 277.0 miles Map

 

14: Take I-76 W toward AKRON. 59.5 miles Map

 

15: Merge onto I-71 S via EXIT 1 toward COLUMBUS. 90.4 miles Map

 

16: Merge onto I-270 W via EXIT 119B toward DAYTON. 17.0 miles Map

 

17: Merge onto I-70 W via EXIT 8 toward INDIANAPOLIS. 168.6 miles Map

 

18: Merge onto I-70 W via EXIT 110B toward ST. LOUIS. 221.1 miles Map

 

19: Merge onto I-55 S via the exit on the LEFT toward ST LOUIS. 20.2 miles Map

 

20: Merge onto I-55 S via EXIT 40C toward I-44 W. 1.1 miles Map

 

21: Merge onto I-44 W via EXIT 207 / 290C (Portions toll). 378.2 miles Map

 

22: Merge onto I-44 W via EXIT 34 toward TULSA (Portions toll). 106.7 miles Map

 

23: I-44 W becomes TURNER TURNPIKE (Portions toll). 0.1 miles Map

 

24: TURNER TURNPIKE becomes JOHN KILPATRICK TURNPIKE (Portions toll). 24.5 miles Map

 

25: Merge onto I-40 W toward I-40 WEST / YUKON / AMRARILLO. 245.6 miles Map

 

26: Take the US-287 N / US-60 E / BUCHANAN ST exit- EXIT 70- toward US-87 N / DUMAS / PAMPA. 0.5 miles Map

 

27: Merge onto US-87 N. 1.6 miles Map

 

28: Turn RIGHT onto I-40 BL / AMARILLO BLVD E / OLD ROUTE 66. <0.1 miles Map

 

29: End at Amarillo, TX US

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Ok then how do I get to Norwich Road? :D

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Whats the way to Amarillo?

5129[/snapback]

Start out going SOUTH on CT-12 / NORWICH RD toward SCHOOL ST. 0.6 miles Map

 

2: Turn LEFT onto LATHROP RD. 0.1 miles Map

 

3: Merge onto GOVERNOR JOHN DAVIS LODGE TURNPIKE / I-395 S toward NORWICH. 13.7 miles Map

 

4: Take EXIT 82 toward CT-2 W / HARTFORD / CT-32 N / COLCHESTER. 0.2 miles Map

 

5: Turn RIGHT onto W TOWN ST. 0.7 miles Map

 

6: W TOWN ST becomes YANTIC RD. 0.1 miles Map

 

7: Merge onto CT-2 W toward WILLIMANTIC / HARTFORD. 31.5 miles Map

 

8: Merge onto CT-3 S via EXIT 5D toward WETHERSFIELD. 3.0 miles Map

 

9: Merge onto I-91 S via the exit on the LEFT toward NEW HAVEN. 13.4 miles Map

 

10: Merge onto I-691 W via EXIT 18 toward MERIDEN / WATERBURY. 7.9 miles Map

 

11: Merge onto I-84 W via EXIT 1 on the LEFT toward WATERBURY / DANBURY. 165.9 miles Map

 

12: Merge onto I-81 S via the exit on the LEFT toward WILKES-BARRE. 36.3 miles Map

 

13: Merge onto I-80 W via EXIT 151B toward BLOOMSBURG. 277.0 miles Map

 

14: Take I-76 W toward AKRON. 59.5 miles Map

 

15: Merge onto I-71 S via EXIT 1 toward COLUMBUS. 90.4 miles Map

 

16: Merge onto I-270 W via EXIT 119B toward DAYTON. 17.0 miles Map

 

17: Merge onto I-70 W via EXIT 8 toward INDIANAPOLIS. 168.6 miles Map

 

18: Merge onto I-70 W via EXIT 110B toward ST. LOUIS. 221.1 miles Map

 

19: Merge onto I-55 S via the exit on the LEFT toward ST LOUIS. 20.2 miles Map

 

20: Merge onto I-55 S via EXIT 40C toward I-44 W. 1.1 miles Map

 

21: Merge onto I-44 W via EXIT 207 / 290C (Portions toll). 378.2 miles Map

 

22: Merge onto I-44 W via EXIT 34 toward TULSA (Portions toll). 106.7 miles Map

 

23: I-44 W becomes TURNER TURNPIKE (Portions toll). 0.1 miles Map

 

24: TURNER TURNPIKE becomes JOHN KILPATRICK TURNPIKE (Portions toll). 24.5 miles Map

 

25: Merge onto I-40 W toward I-40 WEST / YUKON / AMRARILLO. 245.6 miles Map

 

26: Take the US-287 N / US-60 E / BUCHANAN ST exit- EXIT 70- toward US-87 N / DUMAS / PAMPA. 0.5 miles Map

 

27: Merge onto US-87 N. 1.6 miles Map

 

28: Turn RIGHT onto I-40 BL / AMARILLO BLVD E / OLD ROUTE 66. <0.1 miles Map

 

29: End at Amarillo, TX US

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Ok then how do I get to Norwich Road? :D

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Go to Manchester Airport- get on a BA flight to Hartford CT/ Bradley International Airport or Boston/Logan, fly- go thru customs, meet me at the gate and I'll take it from there.

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Whats the way to Amarillo?

5129[/snapback]

Start out going SOUTH on CT-12 / NORWICH RD toward SCHOOL ST. 0.6 miles Map

 

2: Turn LEFT onto LATHROP RD. 0.1 miles Map

 

3: Merge onto GOVERNOR JOHN DAVIS LODGE TURNPIKE / I-395 S toward NORWICH. 13.7 miles Map

 

4: Take EXIT 82 toward CT-2 W / HARTFORD / CT-32 N / COLCHESTER. 0.2 miles Map

 

5: Turn RIGHT onto W TOWN ST. 0.7 miles Map

 

6: W TOWN ST becomes YANTIC RD. 0.1 miles Map

 

7: Merge onto CT-2 W toward WILLIMANTIC / HARTFORD. 31.5 miles Map

 

8: Merge onto CT-3 S via EXIT 5D toward WETHERSFIELD. 3.0 miles Map

 

9: Merge onto I-91 S via the exit on the LEFT toward NEW HAVEN. 13.4 miles Map

 

10: Merge onto I-691 W via EXIT 18 toward MERIDEN / WATERBURY. 7.9 miles Map

 

11: Merge onto I-84 W via EXIT 1 on the LEFT toward WATERBURY / DANBURY. 165.9 miles Map

 

12: Merge onto I-81 S via the exit on the LEFT toward WILKES-BARRE. 36.3 miles Map

 

13: Merge onto I-80 W via EXIT 151B toward BLOOMSBURG. 277.0 miles Map

 

14: Take I-76 W toward AKRON. 59.5 miles Map

 

15: Merge onto I-71 S via EXIT 1 toward COLUMBUS. 90.4 miles Map

 

16: Merge onto I-270 W via EXIT 119B toward DAYTON. 17.0 miles Map

 

17: Merge onto I-70 W via EXIT 8 toward INDIANAPOLIS. 168.6 miles Map

 

18: Merge onto I-70 W via EXIT 110B toward ST. LOUIS. 221.1 miles Map

 

19: Merge onto I-55 S via the exit on the LEFT toward ST LOUIS. 20.2 miles Map

 

20: Merge onto I-55 S via EXIT 40C toward I-44 W. 1.1 miles Map

 

21: Merge onto I-44 W via EXIT 207 / 290C (Portions toll). 378.2 miles Map

 

22: Merge onto I-44 W via EXIT 34 toward TULSA (Portions toll). 106.7 miles Map

 

23: I-44 W becomes TURNER TURNPIKE (Portions toll). 0.1 miles Map

 

24: TURNER TURNPIKE becomes JOHN KILPATRICK TURNPIKE (Portions toll). 24.5 miles Map

 

25: Merge onto I-40 W toward I-40 WEST / YUKON / AMRARILLO. 245.6 miles Map

 

26: Take the US-287 N / US-60 E / BUCHANAN ST exit- EXIT 70- toward US-87 N / DUMAS / PAMPA. 0.5 miles Map

 

27: Merge onto US-87 N. 1.6 miles Map

 

28: Turn RIGHT onto I-40 BL / AMARILLO BLVD E / OLD ROUTE 66. <0.1 miles Map

 

29: End at Amarillo, TX US

5130[/snapback]

 

Ok then how do I get to Norwich Road? :D

5132[/snapback]

Go to Manchester Airport- get on a BA flight to Hartford CT/ Bradley International Airport or Boston/Logan, fly- go thru customs, meet me at the gate and I'll take it from there.

5133[/snapback]

 

Can you lend me 500 quid?

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