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I won't have a word said against Marco... I got married in July and who should turn up at the ceremony and perform an impromptu version of Robson and Jerome's Unchained Melody while we signed the registers - but Marco.

 

He forgot the second verse but made up for it at the reception when he took my gran home early cos it was time for Eggheads.

 

It truly is a pleasure to have been graced by his presence.

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Was around my mates house when he was lining his dog (bitch), turns out the stud dog was having a few problems getting vexed. My mate and the owner of the stud dog were just about to draw straws for who was going to step in and give the dog a pocket rocket when MVB turns up, he had brought his own lube and everything.

 

He steps in and takes the lead, in next to no time he had Buster firing on all cylinders, the guy was a natural. My mate even offered him one of their lasses marigold's, but he politely refused and said 'skin to skin is best' wor kid.

 

What a man, he's been offered pick of the litter for his troubles like but tbh I can't see him taking it, he's just to much of a gent

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I like to think that J69 still comes by to view this board... I hope he gets that familiar warm feeling whenever MvB is mentioned.

 

I hadn't noticed his absence...has a thrown a tantrum and left?

:lol:

To be fair it was up to Stevie to inform the rest of us as we hadn't noticed either ...

 

but aye, the dummy has been spat.

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Just had a chat with MvB, turns out he was on his way to pull a Nobbys Nut out of some old mans throat who was choking at the bar when someone asked him for a photo, hes absolutely gutted cause when he went back to find the lad he just found a puddle of piss and some wet footsteps leading to the door, hes in tatters, the mans never let anyone down and he doesnt know what to do !

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