Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 Marco van Basten on the phone with a sympathetic ear as to whats currently going on at the toon. Says he'd be willing to step in for a few weeks until things are sorted out, even offered to nobble Wise if he can get him on the training ground. He's asked me to put it to my fellow toontasticers to see what they think and if you're all up for it I've just got to give him the nod and he'll come. Top bloke like! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 Aye I heard. He's just been round and fixed our boiler. Legend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 Aye, I played swingball in Pwllheli with him not so long ago. Seems canny enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 He's just been round and fixed our boiler. Legend. Probably saved you £1000-£1500 there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 He's just been round and fixed our boiler. Legend. Probably saved you £1000-£1500 there. That's what he reckoned aye. He's canny good at Pro Evo too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sicklee Sausage Roll 0 Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 He's just been round and fixed our boiler. Legend. Probably saved you £1000-£1500 there. That quite a... ...oh never mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acrossthepond 896 Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 Saw him down on Broadway last night, told me he'd just got back from a serious humane campaign - rebuilding houses in Haiti, reinforcing levees in New Orleans, and impregnating Sarah Palin in Alaska. Told me to come round for a barbecue any time. What a gentleman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7095 Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 I bumped into him down Primark yesterday, the queue was bloody massive in there. MVB offered to queue up and pay for my goods while I relaxed with an expert nosh off his missus in the changing rooms. Man of the Year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 They have just said on Soccer Aid MvB has donated his entire personal wealth to UNICEF, what a guy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy 17 Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 MvB just popped round to see f i wanted him to take my dog for a walk as its pissing down, true gent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15836 Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 Bumped into him at the Cocksmokers' Arms last night. He spilled my pina colada so he apologised by buying me my own microbrewery. Truly a fine example to the human race. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 Bumped into him at the Cocksmokers' Arms last night. He spilled my pina colada so he apologised by buying me my own microbrewery. Truly a fine example to the human race. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 7, 2008 Author Share Posted September 7, 2008 (edited) Bumped into him at the Cocksmokers' Arms last night. He spilled my pina colada so he apologised by buying me my own microbrewery. Truly a fine example to the human race. It truly seems he has no agenda with anyone other than J69. Do they serve snakebite in there Meenzer? Edited September 7, 2008 by Wacky Jnr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 Thats my local, suprised I haven't seen you in there before Meenzer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 7, 2008 Author Share Posted September 7, 2008 Thats my local, suprised I haven't seen you in there before Meenzer. I thought you preferred the 'tailgater's tavern' with the glory hole in the mens toilets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy 17 Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 Bumped into him at the Cocksmokers' Arms last night. He spilled my pina colada so he apologised by buying me my own microbrewery. Truly a fine example to the human race. It truly seems he has no agenda with anyone other than J69. Do they serve snakebite in there Meenzer? rememeber my old local would not serve snakebite, but you could get 1/2 cider and 1/2 a lager and a pint glass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 Bumped into him at the Cocksmokers' Arms last night. He spilled my pina colada so he apologised by buying me my own microbrewery. Truly a fine example to the human race. It truly seems he has no agenda with anyone other than J69. Do they serve snakebite in there Meenzer? Euphemism? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11068 Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 My mate lives near the Joiners Arms in Hackney, which is apparently a Euphemism Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 21461 Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 Just wanked me off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMurray 0 Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 Bumped into him at the Cocksmokers' Arms last night. He spilled my pina colada so he apologised by buying me my own microbrewery. Truly a fine example to the human race. It truly seems he has no agenda with anyone other than J69. Do they serve snakebite in there Meenzer? rememeber my old local would not serve snakebite, but you could get 1/2 cider and 1/2 a lager and a pint glass Thats the only way I can get it at the Keelmans in Newburn too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11068 Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 I like to think that J69 still comes by to view this board... I hope he gets that familiar warm feeling whenever MvB is mentioned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 21461 Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 I like to think that J69 still comes by to view this board... I hope he gets that familiar warm feeling whenever MvB is mentioned. Only in his pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 8, 2008 Author Share Posted September 8, 2008 I bet the daft cunt has been itching to come and post with all the goings on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k4t0 0 Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 MvB once caught me with my thumb up my own arse having a pokey bum wank in trap 3 of the cocksmokers, didnt even smirk, just closed the door and waited patiently outside, insisted on cleaning up for me aswell. Nice Guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheInspiration 1 Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 (edited) Just saved my cat from drowning in the river outside. Told me he was busy as well but said it wasn't a problem. Never met such a kind bloke. Got a signed photo also. Edited September 8, 2008 by TheInspiration Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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