Rip the piss

[peasepud 59]

stick anything funny you find/ make to do with all this shit in here. Maybe we might actually get a laugh out of it....somewhere

 

I'll start with my attempt at the bombay tv view....

 

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.ph...29cb61c816c5b23

[Anth 113]

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.ph...ac0bbf68cb74d7d

[JawD 99]

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.ph...b3f88d22653d0be

[The Fish 11070]

All Nativity plays have been cancelled in Newcastle this year, as they only have one "Wise" man, 11 donkeys and the Messiah has fucked off.

[paddy 17]

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[Sicklee Sausage Roll 0]

Common People by Polyp

 

He came from Bucks, looked like ‘Lukewarm’ from ‘Porridge’

I studied childcare at North Tyneside College, that's where I caught her eye.

He told me that he was loaded

I said in that case I'll have a rum and coke-cola.

He said fine and in thirty seconds time he said,

 

I want to stand with the common people

Wear the shirt like the other common people do, I want to drink with common people

I want to stand with common people like you.

Well what else could I do - I said I'll see what I can do.

 

He bought them drinks at the Bigg Market

I don’t know why but he had to start it somewhere, so it started there.

A year later Kevin asked for money, Mike just laughed and said oh you're so funny.

He said yeah? Well we wont see anyone else smiling out there.

 

Are you sure you want to live like common people

You want to see whatever common people see

Squeeze more money from the common people,

One crappy year, then make them pay for three?

But he didn't understand, he just smiled and waved a grand.

 

Put your fat in a toon top, shave your hair, look like a slob

With your cronies, Wise the tool, make our King look like a fool.

But still you'll never get it right

'cos when we’re stuck here watching shite - play like West Brom, Stoke and Hull

You could call an Arab to fucking sell it all.

 

You'll never live like common people

You'll never do what common people do

You'll never fail like common people

You'll never watch our season slide out of view, and you can dance, drink and screw

Because there's no work next day for you.

Edited September 6, 2008 by Sicklee Sausage Roll

[ewerk 31587]

[Guest Stevie]

 

I laugh every time I watch it, "Keegan's fucked off"

[Tom 14021]

Stevie

[Bombadil 0]

Common People by Polyp

 

He came from Bucks, looked like ‘Lukewarm’ from ‘Porridge’

I studied childcare at North Tyneside College, that's where I caught her eye.

He told me that he was loaded

I said in that case I'll have a rum and coke-cola.

He said fine and in thirty seconds time he said,

 

I want to stand with the common people

Wear the shirt like the other common people do, I want to drink with common people

I want to stand with common people like you.

Well what else could I do - I said I'll see what I can do.

 

He bought them drinks at the Bigg Market

I don’t know why but he had to start it somewhere, so it started there.

A year later Kevin asked for money, Mike just laughed and said oh you're so funny.

He said yeah? Well we wont see anyone else smiling out there.

 

Are you sure you want to live like common people

You want to see whatever common people see

Squeeze more money from the common people,

One crappy year, then make them pay for three?

But he didn't understand, he just smiled and waved a grand.

 

Put your fat in a toon top, shave your hair, look like a slob

With your cronies, Wise the tool, make our King look like a fool.

But still you'll never get it right

'cos when we’re stuck here watching shite - play like West Brom, Stoke and Hull

You could call an Arab to fucking sell it all.

 

You'll never live like common people

You'll never do what common people do

You'll never fail like common people

You'll never watch our season slide out of view, and you can dance, drink and screw

Because there's no work next day for you.

 

[Brock Manson 0]

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.ph...82f6a581e0dbf9c

[Craig 6700]

 

I laugh every time I watch it, "Keegan's fucked off"

 

Really? I think it's fucking cringeworthy to say the least.

[Craig 6700]

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.ph...ac0bbf68cb74d7d

 

Now that is funny as fuck...

[peasepud 59]

is watching the bombay tv stuff playing up for anyone else?

[The Fish 11070]

is watching the bombay tv stuff playing up for anyone else?

occasionally, but I just refresh and it sorts itself out.

[@yourservice 67]

Bump

 

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.ph...8435b5e22307c65

[TheMoog 0]

Bump

 

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.ph...8435b5e22307c65

 

Lmfao!!!

[@yourservice 67]

Shame about the 'Know'

[Radgina 1]

Shame about the 'Know'

 

It's fine...at least I bet you would have spelled boycott correctly

[peasepud 59]

[@yourservice 67]

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.ph...42017c67198ad03

[peasepud 59]

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.ph...5e71728fc356e87

[@yourservice 67]

[Sicklee Sausage Roll 0]

Comical Llambias

 

 

"We told you in January Keegan wasn't in control of transfers and that we were under financial restraints."

[@yourservice 67]

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.ph...775e5608d09494f