Tooj 17 Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 When my leg was broken in an horrific tackle by Lucas Neill in September 2003, my mates were ready to hunt him down if I gave the go-ahead. A few weeks later I received a phone call. "You won't believe this, Jay. We're in the Trafford Centre and Lucas Neill is walking straight towards us. What do you reckon?" Did I really want Neill to take a crack? "There's only one problem," added the voice. "Little Davey Thommo is with him." That was that. I could hardly let one of my best mates, David Thompson, now a Blackburn player, become a witness to an assault. Besides he'd have recognised the attackers. The impromptu mission was aborted and I sent a text to Thommo telling him Neill should give him a hug of thanks. As word got back to Blackburn about the near miss, or should that be hit, their coach Terry Darracott, a Scouser, appealed to one of my friends to call the boys off. I agreed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Who does he think he is? Dole Corleone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheInspiration 1 Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Such a cunt. I also saw the bit about not being bothered about missing a pen for England "because at least it wasn't for LFC" Stick the treasonous arsewipe in the tower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaser 1255 Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Such a cunt. I also saw the bit about not being bothered about missing a pen for England "because at least it wasn't for LFC" Stick the treasonous arsewipe in the tower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameen 0 Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 He is overrating himself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Fucking hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Now starring as Mr. Red in a new production of Reservoir Mongs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6783 Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Now starring as Mr. Red in a new production of Reservoir Mongs... I bet you've had that joke stored up for ages ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 What a classless typical Scouse bastard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Now starring as Mr. Red in a new production of Reservoir Mongs... I bet you've had that joke stored up for ages ! Nah. It doesn't even hold water if you think about it too much. So hush please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 I wonder what he'd be doing if he wasn't a footballer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6783 Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Now starring as Mr. Red in a new production of Reservoir Mongs... I bet you've had that joke stored up for ages ! Nah. It doesn't even hold water if you think about it too much. So hush please. It was probably the best opening in months to get in though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake 0 Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 I wonder what he'd be doing if he wasn't a footballer. Time probably Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Isn't this a crime? Conspiracy to have someone lamped or summit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20715 Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Somebody needs to gun him down the fucking cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 I heard (from a Scouser who just basically repeats what he's heard on messageboards as presents it as Gospel) that Carragher was shagging Neill's lass at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 I heard (from a Scouser who just basically repeats what he's heard on messageboards as presents it as Gospel) that Carragher was shagging Neill's lass at the time. Was Baros getting some action as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11542 Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Wasn't Stevie G's missus supposedly getting some extra curricular activity from the local crime boss? Or did i just make that up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Wasn't Stevie G's missus supposedly getting some extra curricular activity from the local crime boss? Or did i just make that up? That was the rumour, aye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Who does he think he is? Dole Corleone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinofbeans 91 Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 You can take the person out of liverpool, but in the end they are just a bunch of pikey wasters over there that can't even speak proper. especially him and gerrard! can't wait for his autobiography, it'll be in crayons! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31195 Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 He [Rigobert Song] strolled off to his French speaking friends and began talking to them. I could see him pointing towards me while everyone was grinning. It was clear what he was saying and the rage inside me simmered. Later, Song walked on to the training pitch with a smile on his face. He was limping off it with a grimace an hour later. The first chance I got, I did him. Never have I hunted down a 50-50 tackle with greater appetite "You're not f***ing laughing now are you, you soft t***?" I said as he hobbled away. Did I care he had a knock? No way. I don't remember him or anyone else in the squad for that matter trying to take the piss out of my ability again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Wish we had a local lad like him playing centre-half for us tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 um, you're forgetting Wor Stevie Tee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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