Long Read but spot on

[Guest Stevie]

To be fair Stevie your posts are more easily predicted, there'll be the word cunt, there'll be be a rant against foreigners/southerners/mackems/scouse... they're pretty staid to be truthful.

Never ranted against southerners. I would just like to see a thread from you once a year where I will go heh or that kids made a good point there.

 

If you don't like rowdy football fans, sit in the East Stand.

[Happy Face 29]

I miss the chants that threaten violence "You're going home in a Geordie ambulance", "Get into them, fuck them up" or "you're going to get your fucking head kicked in". Never hear rthem as much as you used to.

 

I've never known someone to complain about swearing, but then I've always stood/sat with the radgies. It seems a strange thing to complain about when many songs the entire crowd join in with are either full of vulgarities ("what the fucking hell was that") or satirise the sexual molestation of the Sunderland dog population ("Keano wanks his labrador").

 

Fish, as much as you'd like to sanitise the game and have hearty support without rude words or allusions to inter-club rivalry, you're not going to get the Pimms drinking crowd on their feet for 90 minutes giving it all they've got....mainly because you generally have to be pissed enough to make a tit of yourself in the first place.

[Guest Stevie]

I miss the chants that threaten violence "You're going home in a Geordie ambulance", "Get into them, fuck them up" or "you're going to get your fucking head kicked in". Never hear rthem as much as you used to.

 

I've never known someone to complain about swearing, but then I've always stood/sat with the radgies. It seems a strange thing to complain about when many songs the entire crowd join in with are either full of vulgarities ("what the fucking hell was that") or satirise the sexual molestation of the Sunderland dog population ("Keano wanks his labrador").

 

Fish, as much as you'd like to sanitise the game and have hearty support without rude words or allusions to inter-club rivalry, you're not going to get the Pimms drinking crowd on their feet for 90 minutes giving it all they've got....mainly because you generally have to be pissed enough to make a tit of yourself in the first place.

I think you're spot on, and the article is pointing to people like The Fish ruining the game, it's sad. Passion is being taken away, and I for one think people like him would've had no place in football but for the contaminating of the game in the early 90's.

[The Fish 10978]

Fish, as much as you'd like to sanitise the game and have hearty support without rude words or allusions to inter-club rivalry, you're not going to get the Pimms drinking crowd on their feet for 90 minutes giving it all they've got....mainly because you generally have to be pissed enough to make a tit of yourself in the first place.

 

Thing is Happy you've never sat with me at a game, I'm as vociferous and partisan as the next man, I just don't need to be a troll to get my point across. Of course I swear and shout, defame the ref and question their wingers sexual preferences. But there's a massive MASSIVE difference between being a passionate, loyal, committed fan and being a knuckle dragging prick.

 

nowhere did I say you had to be sober, nowhere did I say there should be no swearing. but I don't want to stand near some charver calling everyone a cunt and a faggot and whatever else, I don't want to stand near a charver pissed out of his skull screaming at the pitch despite their being nothing happening on the pitch to rile even the most sensitive of souls.

 

I'm all for singing sections and I'm all for the banter and passion, I just think that to say the Neanderthals are the only ones who're "real fans" is preposterous.

[Happy Face 29]

Fish, as much as you'd like to sanitise the game and have hearty support without rude words or allusions to inter-club rivalry, you're not going to get the Pimms drinking crowd on their feet for 90 minutes giving it all they've got....mainly because you generally have to be pissed enough to make a tit of yourself in the first place.

 

Thing is Happy you've never sat with me at a game, I'm as vociferous and partisan as the next man, I just don't need to be a troll to get my point across. Of course I swear and shout, defame the ref and question their wingers sexual preferences. But there's a massive MASSIVE difference between being a passionate, loyal, committed fan and being a knuckle dragging prick.

 

nowhere did I say you had to be sober, nowhere did I say there should be no swearing. but I don't want to stand near some charver calling everyone a cunt and a faggot and whatever else, I don't want to stand near a charver pissed out of his skull screaming at the pitch despite their being nothing happening on the pitch to rile even the most sensitive of souls.

 

I'm all for singing sections and I'm all for the banter and passion, I just think that to say the Neanderthals are the only ones who're "real fans" is preposterous.

 

Bit of a contradiction there.

 

Unless you're saying only people with some sort of higher education can have a bit of fun with vulgarity?

 

You're such a snob man.

[Guest Stevie]

Fish, as much as you'd like to sanitise the game and have hearty support without rude words or allusions to inter-club rivalry, you're not going to get the Pimms drinking crowd on their feet for 90 minutes giving it all they've got....mainly because you generally have to be pissed enough to make a tit of yourself in the first place.

 

Thing is Happy you've never sat with me at a game, I'm as vociferous and partisan as the next man, I just don't need to be a troll to get my point across. Of course I swear and shout, defame the ref and question their wingers sexual preferences. But there's a massive MASSIVE difference between being a passionate, loyal, committed fan and being a knuckle dragging prick.

 

nowhere did I say you had to be sober, nowhere did I say there should be no swearing. but I don't want to stand near some charver calling everyone a cunt and a faggot and whatever else, I don't want to stand near a charver pissed out of his skull screaming at the pitch despite their being nothing happening on the pitch to rile even the most sensitive of souls.

 

I'm all for singing sections and I'm all for the banter and passion, I just think that to say the Neanderthals are the only ones who're "real fans" is preposterous.

pmsl you've just contradicted yourself you silly cunt.

[Guest Stevie]

Fish, as much as you'd like to sanitise the game and have hearty support without rude words or allusions to inter-club rivalry, you're not going to get the Pimms drinking crowd on their feet for 90 minutes giving it all they've got....mainly because you generally have to be pissed enough to make a tit of yourself in the first place.

 

Thing is Happy you've never sat with me at a game, I'm as vociferous and partisan as the next man, I just don't need to be a troll to get my point across. Of course I swear and shout, defame the ref and question their wingers sexual preferences. But there's a massive MASSIVE difference between being a passionate, loyal, committed fan and being a knuckle dragging prick.

 

nowhere did I say you had to be sober, nowhere did I say there should be no swearing. but I don't want to stand near some charver calling everyone a cunt and a faggot and whatever else, I don't want to stand near a charver pissed out of his skull screaming at the pitch despite their being nothing happening on the pitch to rile even the most sensitive of souls.

 

I'm all for singing sections and I'm all for the banter and passion, I just think that to say the Neanderthals are the only ones who're "real fans" is preposterous.

 

Bit of a contradiction there.

 

Unless you're saying only people with some sort of higher education can have a bit of fun with vulgarity?

 

You're such a snob man.

[The Fish 10978]

I was referring to Giggs' sheep fetish and I think you're both missing the point.

[Besty 4]

Basically, he doesn't want charvers at the match which is understandable.

[Happy Face 29]

I was referring to Giggs' sheep fetish and I think you're both missing the point.

 

You're going to have to make it clearer.

 

From what you've said you've got no problem with drunkenness, swearing or abuse unless it's charvers doing it.

 

Is your issue less about what sort of behaviour is clamped down on or allowed in the ground and more about the sort of riff-raff they let in?

[Guest Stevie]

Basically, he doesn't want charvers at the match which is understandable.

Be a bit harsh on you though Besty

[The Fish 10978]

It's not (Ironically) black and white man as well you know. You can have a few drinks, have a bit of a shout without diving into the shallow end of the gene pool. You're both fully aware and are just poking the bear.

 

My posts were in the response to the assertion that only knuckle draggers are proper fans.

[Douggy B 0]

BFITW

Why do you continue with that s***

 

We're decent fans compared to the majority, and you can't even put an argument up that yours would ever begin to compare to ours, so why bother son? Half your match going support is women. 1-0

 

Where to start. A month ago you said you undeniably had the best fans outside the top four. Now youre just decent? It has been a come down.

 

Then you get 13K to a preseason game at Sid James' I make that 0-1

 

Then you manage 33K to another preseason and say we wont get close. We top 35K against Roma. I make that 0-2

 

Then you dont sell out your first home game of the season despite peddling some free beers. Guess what? we do. I make that 0-3

 

Half our match going support are women? Half yours are kids in spiderman masks?

 

Away win to the spud WUM I would say. Why bother son...hahahaha. Thats why!!! SSSSHHHHHHHH!!! BFITW!

Edited August 29, 2008 by Danny B

[The Fish 10978]

BFITW

Why do you continue with that s***

 

We're decent fans compared to the majority, and you can't even put an argument up that yours would ever begin to compare to ours, so why bother son? Half your match going support is women. 1-0

 

Where to start. A month ago you said you undeniably had the best fans outside the top four. Now youre just decent? It has been a come down.

 

Then you get 13K to a preseason game at Sid James' I make that 0-1

 

Then you manage 33K to another preseason and say we wont get close. We top 35K against Roma. I make that 0-2

 

Then you dont sell out your first home game of the season despite peddling some free beers. Guess what? we do. I make that 0-3

 

Half our match going support are women? Half yours are kids in spiderman masks?

 

Away win to the spud WUM I would say. Why bother son...hahahaha. Thats why!!! SSSSHHHHHHHH!!! BFITW!

 

Oh won't you just fuck off.

[Besty 4]

[Douggy B 0]

BFITW

Why do you continue with that s***

 

We're decent fans compared to the majority, and you can't even put an argument up that yours would ever begin to compare to ours, so why bother son? Half your match going support is women. 1-0

 

Where to start. A month ago you said you undeniably had the best fans outside the top four. Now youre just decent? It has been a come down.

 

Then you get 13K to a preseason game at Sid James' I make that 0-1

 

Then you manage 33K to another preseason and say we wont get close. We top 35K against Roma. I make that 0-2

 

Then you dont sell out your first home game of the season despite peddling some free beers. Guess what? we do. I make that 0-3

 

Half our match going support are women? Half yours are kids in spiderman masks?

 

Away win to the spud WUM I would say. Why bother son...hahahaha. Thats why!!! SSSSHHHHHHHH!!! BFITW!

 

Oh won't you just fuck off.

 

hahaha ahhhhhhhhh.

[The Fish 10978]

Ban?

 

I wouldn't call for one if he was remotely entertaining, or even subtle, but he's just stuck on the same boring script.

[Guest Stevie]

BFITW

Why do you continue with that s***

 

We're decent fans compared to the majority, and you can't even put an argument up that yours would ever begin to compare to ours, so why bother son? Half your match going support is women. 1-0

 

Where to start. A month ago you said you undeniably had the best fans outside the top four. Now youre just decent? It has been a come down.

 

Then you get 13K to a preseason game at Sid James' I make that 0-1

 

Then you manage 33K to another preseason and say we wont get close. We top 35K against Roma. I make that 0-2

 

Then you dont sell out your first home game of the season despite peddling some free beers. Guess what? we do. I make that 0-3

 

Half our match going support are women? Half yours are kids in spiderman masks?

 

Away win to the spud WUM I would say. Why bother son...hahahaha. Thats why!!! SSSSHHHHHHHH!!! BFITW!

13,000 for a glorified kick around with the star new signing Danny Guthrie, or FOUR 16,000 Premiership gates in the Premiership ear 171278217812-1.

 

Your capacity is 36,000 and you lost to Sunderland 12782178178782781781278-1

 

Half your support are women, about a quarter Hooray Henry's and the rest total mugs. 1089389389389389389389893389-1.

 

You've never had a higher average gate than us in the PREMIERSHIP 891238989893893891891891893891893891893891-1

 

...and finally we took more away to Coventry, League Cup live on SKY 250 miles from home, then you have taken anywhere outside London in the League in the last 3 years 290190129012901092901901212121229012112901212901902-1

 

Remember that game at Blackburn on SKY when you had your brown strip 400 tops, like the 400 who turned up here for that expect 6-1 hiding you got off us in the FA Cup in 99.

 

Do one you total tosser. You can't and will never live with us.

[Douggy B 0]

PREMIERSHIP? PREMIERSHIP?

 

The one person I didnt have down as a new fan and he wont look past the premiership.

 

Football didnt exist before KK Mk1!!

 

Toot toot, jester hats and spidey masks at the ready.

[Happy Face 29]

It's not (Ironically) black and white man as well you know. You can have a few drinks, have a bit of a shout without diving into the shallow end of the gene pool. You're both fully aware and are just poking the bear.

 

My posts were in the response to the assertion that only knuckle draggers are proper fans.

 

au contraire mon ami. Your first post in the thread in response to no-one in particular was the first place I saw the assertion that anyone thinks racist, Bigg Market dwelling scum are the only 'real' fans.

 

Up until that point I got the impression everyone was just after a stadium where you can stand and swear and sing and come up with the odd close to the knuckle witicism without being harassed for it (generally by someone without a family history of going to the match and knowing what to expect). All stuff you've said think people should be allowed to do too.

 

EDIT: I've just seen Steve's post about council estate scum, but then he's special.

Edited August 29, 2008 by Happy Face

[Guest Stevie]

PREMIERSHIP? PREMIERSHIP?

 

The one person I didnt have down as a new fan and he wont look past the premiership.

 

Football didnt exist before KK Mk1!!

 

Toot toot, jester hats and spidey masks at the ready.

Look outside the Premiership, look back to 1989, our average gate apart from the last three games when we were already relegated, our average gate was 26,000, yours pmsl 24,000 with a top 6 finish, not that you will remember that NOVEAUX FAN.

 

Or 84 when we weren't even in the fuckin top flight and still averaged 8,000 more than you,m despite you having a wonderful season winning the UEFA Cup. I've always considered you to be a nothing club, I always will - to be fair I've heard yids admit the truth in the past.

[The Fish 10978]

It's not (Ironically) black and white man as well you know. You can have a few drinks, have a bit of a shout without diving into the shallow end of the gene pool. You're both fully aware and are just poking the bear.

 

My posts were in the response to the assertion that only knuckle draggers are proper fans.

 

au contraire mon ami. Your first post in the thread in response to no-one in particular was the first place I saw the assertion that anyone thinks racist, Bigg Market dwelling scum are the only 'real' fans.

 

Up until that point I got the impression everyone was just after a stadium where you can stand and swear and sing and come up with the odd close to the knuckle witicism without being harassed for it (generally by someone without a family history of going to the match and knowing what to expect). All stuff you've said think people should be allowed to do too.

 

EDIT: I've just seen Steve's post about council estate scum, but then he's special.

 

Was literally just about to post that quote when I saw you'd edited....

 

 

fuck it, here it is anyway.

 

We need council estate scum in football matches.

 

That's why I answered the way I did.

[Besty 4]

Basically, he doesn't want charvers at the match which is understandable.

Be a bit harsh on you though Besty

 

 

[Happy Face 29]

It's not (Ironically) black and white man as well you know. You can have a few drinks, have a bit of a shout without diving into the shallow end of the gene pool. You're both fully aware and are just poking the bear.

 

My posts were in the response to the assertion that only knuckle draggers are proper fans.

 

au contraire mon ami. Your first post in the thread in response to no-one in particular was the first place I saw the assertion that anyone thinks racist, Bigg Market dwelling scum are the only 'real' fans.

 

Up until that point I got the impression everyone was just after a stadium where you can stand and swear and sing and come up with the odd close to the knuckle witicism without being harassed for it (generally by someone without a family history of going to the match and knowing what to expect). All stuff you've said think people should be allowed to do too.

 

EDIT: I've just seen Steve's post about council estate scum, but then he's special.

 

Was literally just about to post that quote when I saw you'd edited....

 

 

fuck it, here it is anyway.

 

We need council estate scum in football matches.

 

That's why I answered the way I did.

 

He still doesn't say ONLY council estate scum though

 

You pay your money, you take your seat. These delicate tarts coming into our stadium and getting council scum banned for doing what they've always done is a pisstake.

[The Fish 10978]

He still doesn't say ONLY council estate scum though

 

You pay your money, you take your seat. These delicate tarts coming into our stadium and getting council scum banned for doing what they've always done is a pisstake.

 

And I didn't say the exact opposite.

 

As I've been saying throughout, being a fucking orc isn't the only way to show passion and loyalty.

 

now... fuck off yee faggot cunt like how man. Giz me giro yeeee daft twat, y'knaaaa.