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Should have set it's mane on fire instead of hanging around for a bloke with a gun, I bet the fucka would have let go then

:lol: How would they have done that then?

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Should have set it's mane on fire instead of hanging around for a bloke with a gun, I bet the fucka would have let go then

:lol: How would they have done that then?

 

 

Leaned through the railings with a clipper lighter and some hairspray, are you daft? :)

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There's nowt that should be funny about that video but I couldn't help laughing at the dog that keeps coming through the curtain at the back to lick up the bloke's blood.

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There's nowt that should be funny about that video but I couldn't help laughing at the dog that keeps coming through the curtain at the back to lick up the bloke's blood.

 

 

Reminds of a tale about me and SMO's lass, and the next door neighbors dog she was dog sitting :lol:

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There's nowt that should be funny about that video but I couldn't help laughing at the dog that keeps coming through the curtain at the back to lick up the bloke's blood.

 

 

Reminds of a tale about me and SMO's lass, and the next door neighbors dog she was dog sitting :)

:lol:

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There's nowt that should be funny about that video but I couldn't help laughing at the dog that keeps coming through the curtain at the back to lick up the bloke's blood.

 

 

Reminds of a tale about me and SMO's lass, and the next door neighbors dog she was dog sitting :)

:lol:

 

 

 

Got one of my pals fixed up with my cousin years ago, to cut along story short he'd been trying to get in her knickers for ages so this night me, him, my cousin and wor lass went out for a swally and ended up back at my flat. I fucked off to bed with wor lass and left the lovebirds on the settee with a quilt.

 

The next day when I went for a pint with him he was looking double sheepish so I asked what had happened the night before. Turns out he'd tried his best for his hole but my cousin was having none of it and she only agreed to sleep on the settee with him, but all he was getting was a neck-on and tops.

 

Any rate she must have been feeling the weight of herself the next morning and decided to put out for the suffering fool. he reckons he had just got her Alan Whickers off and mounted when my dog (staffy) burst in the living room and locked on to one of his socks and started playing tug of war, he's trying to kick the fucka off but Floyd was having none of it, this killed the moment and she got up, got dressed, made her excuses and left.

 

He never got his leg over with her to this day :icon_lol:

 

 

Always makes me smile when I think back, like a dream when your just about to shag a smart bird and you wake up.

 

 

R.I.P Floyd, my cousins pimp.

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There's nowt that should be funny about that video but I couldn't help laughing at the dog that keeps coming through the curtain at the back to lick up the bloke's blood.

 

Sure it was munching on summat as well. :lol:

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There's nowt that should be funny about that video but I couldn't help laughing at the dog that keeps coming through the curtain at the back to lick up the bloke's blood.

 

Sure it was munching on summat as well. :)

It's class man. There's a fucking lion mauling a bloke with people going beserk and the dog's nonchalant as fuck in the background. :lol:

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:lol: Class.

 

 

Give the kid his dues like he doesn't give up. He was back at mine a few months ago and she was there, when she went to the fridge to get a drink he followed her into the kitchen and try to hoy the lips on here, KB'd again, his confidence must be at an all time low now.

 

 

P.S This is about 8 years later :)

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:lol: Class.

 

 

Give the kid his dues like he doesn't give up. He was back at mine a few months ago and she was there, when she went to the fridge to get a drink he followed her into the kitchen and try to hoy the lips on here, KB'd again, his confidence must be at an all time low now.

 

 

P.S This is about 8 years later :icon_lol:

:) Credit for not giving up though.

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:lol: Class.

 

 

Give the kid his dues like he doesn't give up. He was back at mine a few months ago and she was there, when she went to the fridge to get a drink he followed her into the kitchen and try to hoy the lips on here, KB'd again, his confidence must be at an all time low now.

 

 

P.S This is about 8 years later :icon_lol:

:) Credit for not giving up though.

 

 

The peruvian has got him thinking he's David fucking Essex tbh

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:lol: Class.

 

 

Give the kid his dues like he doesn't give up. He was back at mine a few months ago and she was there, when she went to the fridge to get a drink he followed her into the kitchen and try to hoy the lips on here, KB'd again, his confidence must be at an all time low now.

 

 

P.S This is about 8 years later :icon_lol:

:) Credit for not giving up though.

 

 

The peruvian has got him thinking he's David fucking Essex tbh

:icon_lol:

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"Tai,Tai....Tai.....Oh he's bit yer arm off mate! (Not funny apparent, just hilarious).

 

silly fucker. What did he expect?

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There's nowt that should be funny about that video but I couldn't help laughing at the dog that keeps coming through the curtain at the back to lick up the bloke's blood.

 

 

Reminds of a tale about me and SMO's lass, and the next door neighbors dog she was dog sitting :icon_lol:

:lol:

 

 

 

Got one of my pals fixed up with my cousin years ago, to cut along story short he'd been trying to get in her knickers for ages so this night me, him, my cousin and wor lass went out for a swally and ended up back at my flat. I fucked off to bed with wor lass and left the lovebirds on the settee with a quilt.

 

The next day when I went for a pint with him he was looking double sheepish so I asked what had happened the night before. Turns out he'd tried his best for his hole but my cousin was having none of it and she only agreed to sleep on the settee with him, but all he was getting was a neck-on and tops.

 

Any rate she must have been feeling the weight of herself the next morning and decided to put out for the suffering fool. he reckons he had just got her Alan Whickers off and mounted when my dog (staffy) burst in the living room and locked on to one of his socks and started playing tug of war, he's trying to kick the fucka off but Floyd was having none of it, this killed the moment and she got up, got dressed, made her excuses and left.

 

He never got his leg over with her to this day :icon_lol:

 

 

Always makes me smile when I think back, like a dream when your just about to shag a smart bird and you wake up.

 

 

R.I.P Floyd, my cousins pimp.

 

:) sounds like one of Fish's many failed conquests...

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