wykikitoon 21435 Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Right Im on a roll of moaning now. Dont the slack cunts on CSI realise, if its dark in a building you can switch on a light rather than using a mini maglight? Also, when did mini mag lights suddenly become brighter than the sun? Why do they also shine torches in broad daylight at crime scencee? Now, what pisses me off more is, why are the labs they work in always dark as fuck and look like a nightclub? They all use torches there instead of lights. LIGHTS HAVE BEEN INVENTED YOU SLACK AMERICAN FUCKERS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 It's not real (cars don't blow up like that either). Actually the trick with stuff like CSI is to find anything that is even vaguely realistic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15829 Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 It's not real (cars don't blow up like that either). Actually the trick with stuff like CSI is to find anything that is even vaguely realistic. I bet you sit in front of every episode taking detailed notes. "And that's not right either..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 CSI is shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 It's not real (cars don't blow up like that either). Actually the trick with stuff like CSI is to find anything that is even vaguely realistic. I bet you sit in front of every episode taking detailed notes. "And that's not right either..." And I would have gotten away with it....... if it weren't for those pesky made up things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15829 Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 It's not real (cars don't blow up like that either). Actually the trick with stuff like CSI is to find anything that is even vaguely realistic. I bet you sit in front of every episode taking detailed notes. "And that's not right either..." And I would have gotten away with it....... if it weren't for those pesky made up things. I may or may not have been taking the piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 It's not real (cars don't blow up like that either). Actually the trick with stuff like CSI is to find anything that is even vaguely realistic. I bet you sit in front of every episode taking detailed notes. "And that's not right either..." And I would have gotten away with it....... if it weren't for those pesky made up things. I may or may not have been taking the piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_D_ 0 Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 (edited) I love CSI Edited August 28, 2008 by J_D_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 It's not real (cars don't blow up like that either). Actually the trick with stuff like CSI is to find anything that is even vaguely realistic. I bet you sit in front of every episode taking detailed notes. "And that's not right either..." And I would have gotten away with it....... if it weren't for those pesky made up things. I may or may not have been taking the piss. Aye, unfortunately I was deadly serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 I love CSI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 They're UV torches, not Maglites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 It's not real (cars don't blow up like that either). Actually the trick with stuff like CSI is to find anything that is even vaguely realistic. I bet you sit in front of every episode taking detailed notes. "And that's not right either..." Thats like me fatha whenever somebody welds on telly. Under Siege is a fucking nightmare and dont ever get him started on Flashdance!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11063 Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 CSI drinking game = every time there's a factual inaccuracy or a shit pun you drink. I've never managed an episode without a stomach pump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11063 Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 It's not real (cars don't blow up like that either). Actually the trick with stuff like CSI is to find anything that is even vaguely realistic. I bet you sit in front of every episode taking detailed notes. "And that's not right either..." Thats like me fatha whenever somebody welds on telly. Under Siege is a fucking nightmare and dont ever get him started on Flashdance!!!! Does your father also cook? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 Was just going to say, that sounds impossible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 21435 Posted September 1, 2008 Author Share Posted September 1, 2008 They're UV torches, not Maglites. Not the ones that are generally used to look into dark places. The UV lights show up spunk and stuff. The best CSI I saw was when this women had been murderd. The CSI's were looking over the body and one of the CSI's said "Hey isnt she blah blah the porn acctress?" "Yeh, stab three times" Then the CSI said "Hmm theres something sticky in her hair" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 They're UV torches, not Maglites. Not the ones that are generally used to look into dark places. The UV lights show up spunk and stuff. The best CSI I saw was when this women had been murderd. The CSI's were looking over the body and one of the CSI's said "Hey isnt she blah blah the porn acctress?" "Yeh, stab three times" Then the CSI said "Hmm theres something sticky in her hair" She would have been "stabbed" more than 3 times if she was a porn actress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 21435 Posted September 1, 2008 Author Share Posted September 1, 2008 They're UV torches, not Maglites. Not the ones that are generally used to look into dark places. The UV lights show up spunk and stuff. The best CSI I saw was when this women had been murderd. The CSI's were looking over the body and one of the CSI's said "Hey isnt she blah blah the porn acctress?" "Yeh, stab three times" Then the CSI said "Hmm theres something sticky in her hair" She would have been "stabbed" more than 3 times if she was a porn actress. I was hoping someone was going to bring that one out Cheers Gejon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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