wykikitoon 20801 Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 We have this fat horrible bird at work, she is blonde (fake of course) and is always loud as fuck. Thank god she doesnt work in my dept or I would of stabbed her by now. But why do fat birds have to be loud fuckers. We can all see the cunts so why be so loud. If I was a fat fucker I wouldnt want anyone looking at me, I would juts want to curl up and loose about 20st the fat slag!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 We have this fat horrible bird at work, she is blonde (fake of course) and is always loud as fuck. Thank god she doesnt work in my dept or I would of stabbed her by now. But why do fat birds have to be loud fuckers. We can all see the cunts so why be so loud. If I was a fat fucker I wouldnt want anyone looking at me, I would juts want to curl up and loose about 20st the fat slag!!!! One of the truest posts, I've ever seen, and they just talk such shit, so every fucka can hear "AND YOU KNOW WHAT HE SAID?? HE GOES WELL AM NOT TAKIN YE OUT COS AM GOIN TIH EDINBURGH ON THE DRINK WI THE LADS" "EEEEEEEEH AYYYE WELL WHEN AAAAH WENT IT WAS TWENEE FIVE QUID FOR 2 HOURS ON THE SUNBED, EXTRA FORTEEEE FOR A FAYYSHIILLL MAKE OWA LIKE" who gives a fuck ye fat cunts? Everyones shagged a fat bird though, and they're very enthusiastic.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20801 Posted August 28, 2008 Author Share Posted August 28, 2008 We have this fat horrible bird at work, she is blonde (fake of course) and is always loud as fuck. Thank god she doesnt work in my dept or I would of stabbed her by now. But why do fat birds have to be loud fuckers. We can all see the cunts so why be so loud. If I was a fat fucker I wouldnt want anyone looking at me, I would juts want to curl up and loose about 20st the fat slag!!!! One of the truest posts, I've ever seen, and they just talk such shit, so every fucka can hear "AND YOU KNOW WHAT HE SAID?? HE GOES WELL AM NOT TAKIN YE OUT COS AM GOIN TIH EDINBURGH ON THE DRINK WI THE LADS" "EEEEEEEEH AYYYE WELL WHEN AAAAH WENT IT WAS TWENEE FIVE QUID FOR 2 HOURS ON THE SUNBED, EXTRA FORTEEEE FOR A FAYYSHIILLL MAKE OWA LIKE" who gives a fuck ye fat cunts? Everyones shagged a fat bird though, and they're very enthusiastic.... Oh, Ive had a couple of fatties, "come on love, fart and give us a cloo" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2bias 3 Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 I think there loud to make up for something. inside there really crying... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 A little bit of cushion for the extra push in. [/zappa] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattM4 0 Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 I think there loud to make up for something. inside there really crying... Inside where? Inside the big fat tum tum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2bias 3 Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 A little bit of cushion for the extra push in. [/zappa] Theres only so much cushion you need though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 They've all got a lovely personality you know. My brother's excuse for shagging monsters all the time is they're a good fuck as they think it's their last, they're frightened you'll fuck off so will do anything to please and once you've got them trained if they lose weight but still have the same mentality it's a double bonus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20801 Posted August 28, 2008 Author Share Posted August 28, 2008 They've all got a lovely personality you know. My brother's excuse for shagging monsters all the time is they're a good fuck as they think it's their last, they're frightened you'll fuck off so will do anything to please and once you've got them trained if they lose weight but still have the same mentality it's a double bonus. What a great line of thought Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 They've all got a lovely personality you know. My brother's excuse for shagging monsters all the time is they're a good fuck as they think it's their last, they're frightened you'll fuck off so will do anything to please and once you've got them trained if they lose weight but still have the same mentality it's a double bonus. What a great line of thought Aye. Blatant bullshit like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 They've all got a lovely personality you know. My brother's excuse for shagging monsters all the time is they're a good fuck as they think it's their last, they're frightened you'll fuck off so will do anything to please and once you've got them trained if they lose weight but still have the same mentality it's a double bonus. What a great line of thought Aye. Blatant bullshit like You want to see his current bird, if thats what you can call her, she's a fucking hound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20801 Posted August 28, 2008 Author Share Posted August 28, 2008 They've all got a lovely personality you know. My brother's excuse for shagging monsters all the time is they're a good fuck as they think it's their last, they're frightened you'll fuck off so will do anything to please and once you've got them trained if they lose weight but still have the same mentality it's a double bonus. What a great line of thought Aye. Blatant bullshit like You want to see his current bird, if thats what you can call her, she's a fucking hound. He doesnt come on here does he? Poor lad would be devastated if he read this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 They've all got a lovely personality you know. My brother's excuse for shagging monsters all the time is they're a good fuck as they think it's their last, they're frightened you'll fuck off so will do anything to please and once you've got them trained if they lose weight but still have the same mentality it's a double bonus. What a great line of thought Aye. Blatant bullshit like You want to see his current bird, if thats what you can call her, she's a fucking hound. Nah, I meant the reasons behind it / the excuse. They're just easier to pull. Allegedly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 They've all got a lovely personality you know. My brother's excuse for shagging monsters all the time is they're a good fuck as they think it's their last, they're frightened you'll fuck off so will do anything to please and once you've got them trained if they lose weight but still have the same mentality it's a double bonus. What a great line of thought Aye. Blatant bullshit like You want to see his current bird, if thats what you can call her, she's a fucking hound. Nah, I meant the reasons behind it / the excuse. They're just easier to pull. Allegedly. Not fucking uphill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14069 Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 They've all got a lovely personality you know. My brother's excuse for shagging monsters all the time is they're a good fuck as they think it's their last, they're frightened you'll fuck off so will do anything to please and once you've got them trained if they lose weight but still have the same mentality it's a double bonus. What a great line of thought Aye. Blatant bullshit like You want to see his current bird, if thats what you can call her, she's a fucking hound. Nah, I meant the reasons behind it / the excuse. They're just easier to pull. Allegedly. Not fucking uphill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20801 Posted August 28, 2008 Author Share Posted August 28, 2008 They've all got a lovely personality you know. My brother's excuse for shagging monsters all the time is they're a good fuck as they think it's their last, they're frightened you'll fuck off so will do anything to please and once you've got them trained if they lose weight but still have the same mentality it's a double bonus. What a great line of thought Aye. Blatant bullshit like You want to see his current bird, if thats what you can call her, she's a fucking hound. Nah, I meant the reasons behind it / the excuse. They're just easier to pull. Allegedly. Not fucking uphill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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