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Been cutting up chillis before tea, has me tea, then itched my nostril, fuck me! My fucking noise is on fire now, wtf, how do I put it out!!!

 

Snort some milk it seems. Or maybe some mince. Have like a kinda chilli beef wrap thing going on.

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milk works if you get it in your eyes, seriously.

 

Milk works with Chilli regardless of whether it's your eyes, your nose or the back of your throat which is being burned to hell... Whereas water does simply runs over the spices and does nothing to dampen them, the fats within the milk break it down and help.

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milk works if you get it in your eyes, seriously.

 

Milk works with Chilli regardless of whether it's your eyes, your nose or the back of your throat which is being burned to hell... Whereas water does simply runs over the spices and does nothing to dampen them, the fats within the milk break it down and help.

 

doesn't work on your ring piece iirc

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milk works if you get it in your eyes, seriously.

 

Milk works with Chilli regardless of whether it's your eyes, your nose or the back of your throat which is being burned to hell... Whereas water does simply runs over the spices and does nothing to dampen them, the fats within the milk break it down and help.

 

doesn't work on your ring piece iirc

 

obviously aren't sticking the milk far enough up :lol:

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milk works if you get it in your eyes, seriously.

 

Milk works with Chilli regardless of whether it's your eyes, your nose or the back of your throat which is being burned to hell... Whereas water does simply runs over the spices and does nothing to dampen them, the fats within the milk break it down and help.

 

doesn't work on your ring piece iirc

 

obviously aren't sticking the milk far enough up :lol:

 

:)

 

I did snort some milk, was quite enjoyable. When people say they snort the white stuff, it aint coke :icon_lol:

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I thought this thread was going to be give us your best pirate impression, how wrong I was.

 

 

Cut up chillies without precautions then have sex, that'll probably result in something not too dissimilar.

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