Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Anyone watch it? Fucking brutal the bit where they trimmed the lasses saddle bags, fucking wincing I was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Wacky, you're a wordsmith without equal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 18, 2008 Author Share Posted August 18, 2008 It was savage, any of you that have got catch up on Virgin TV have a butchers (no pun intended), some lasses are mental, the majority of blokes are just happy to be getting a bit or in Gemmil's case to have seen one in the flesh. These daft cows are now getting a short back and slap on them, have to say like the lass that had the trimming done had a clout like a badly packed kebab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 I once went out with a lass and her's looked like the contents of a Turkish pitta and it was a bit off-putting. Just a bit, obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4447 Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 Anyone watch it? Fucking brutal the bit where they trimmed the lasses saddle bags, fucking wincing I was. She had the wrong answer - she should have dumped the "friends" who took the piss and kicked the fuck out of her sister. I also didn't like the doctor's coverall of his ethics with "it's what they want" - I watched a similar programme a while ago about blokes and that had the same problem - the doctors who butcher people should be questioned a lot more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3655 Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 I once went out with a lass and her's looked like the contents of a Turkish pitta and it was a bit off-putting. Just a bit, obviously. And your problem was what, Alex???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 I once went out with a lass and her's looked like the contents of a Turkish pitta and it was a bit off-putting. Just a bit, obviously. And your problem was what, Alex???? It didn't look very nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3655 Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 (edited) I once went out with a lass and her's looked like the contents of a Turkish pitta and it was a bit off-putting. Just a bit, obviously. And your problem was what, Alex???? It didn't look very nice. Sorry but when was the last time you ate a keebah with your eyes open? Edit: Next thing you know you'll be going all manc-mag on us and only accepting perfectly symetrical breasts! Edited August 19, 2008 by sammynb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 I once went out with a lass and her's looked like the contents of a Turkish pitta and it was a bit off-putting. Just a bit, obviously. And your problem was what, Alex???? It didn't look very nice. Sorry but when was the last time you ate a keebah with your eyes open? Edit: Next thing you know you'll be going all manc-mag on us and only accepting perfectly symetrical breasts! When I was seeing this lass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3655 Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 I once went out with a lass and her's looked like the contents of a Turkish pitta and it was a bit off-putting. Just a bit, obviously. And your problem was what, Alex???? It didn't look very nice. Sorry but when was the last time you ate a keebah with your eyes open? Edit: Next thing you know you'll be going all manc-mag on us and only accepting perfectly symetrical breasts! When I was seeing this lass. Problem fixed, just order falafel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 I once went out with a lass and her's looked like the contents of a Turkish pitta and it was a bit off-putting. Just a bit, obviously. Chilli sauce ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 I once went out with a lass and her's looked like the contents of a Turkish pitta and it was a bit off-putting. Just a bit, obviously. Chilli sauce ? Hummus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 I once went out with a lass and her's looked like the contents of a Turkish pitta and it was a bit off-putting. Just a bit, obviously. Chilli sauce ? Hummus. Yeasty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 I once went out with a lass and her's looked like the contents of a Turkish pitta and it was a bit off-putting. Just a bit, obviously. Chilli sauce ? Hummus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 Nah, not really. Although I did get that with a different lass. More cottage cheese though tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11094 Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 How I manage to keep a Ploughman's Sarnie down around you lot is a fucking marvel of modern science if you ask me! Grubby buggers the lorraya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 My first proper girlfriend had flaps like puppy's ears, no wonder i called it her growler. Cottage Cheese though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 How I manage to keep a Ploughman's Sarnie down around you lot is a fucking marvel of modern science if you ask me! Grubby buggers the lorraya Best euphemism in some time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 My first proper girlfriend had flaps like puppy's ears, no wonder i called it her growler. Cottage Cheese though? Stinking hippie man. We only got together because she was a dealer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 19, 2008 Author Share Posted August 19, 2008 My first proper girlfriend had flaps like puppy's ears, no wonder i called it her growler. Cottage Cheese though? Stinking hippie man. We only got together because she was a dealer User! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3655 Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 My first proper girlfriend had flaps like puppy's ears, no wonder i called it her growler. Cottage Cheese though? Stinking hippie man. We only got together because she was a dealer Hope you reciprocated by offering her some blow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontoasey 0 Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 I will never look at a cauliflower the same way again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4092 Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 It has to be said if I am face to face with a pussy it would have to look pretty rancid to stop me from sticking the old tadger in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 It has to be said if I am face to face with a pussy it would have to look pretty rancid to stop me from sticking the old tadger in there. Finally admitting you're a dickheed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 I've been shagging a lass lately with a particilarly gnarly minge (think child birth was the culprit) and I'll fuck it nee bother but when the bitch asks me to go down it's a big no no. Only trouble is she's now refusing to suck my totem pole if I don't! Are BJ's really worth a mouthful of flappage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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