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here mate you dropped this a

 

;)

 

*nods* i'm surprised that was my only mistake considering i'm being bored shitless in day 4 of a 5day c# course...

air con is busted and all

 

 

predicted score for sunday then?

3-0 to manure i'll go for

+ one semi serious injury for us

 

One of our remaining semi-fit strikers will be crocked.

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here mate you dropped this a

 

;)

 

*nods* i'm surprised that was my only mistake considering i'm being bored shitless in day 4 of a 5day c# course...

air con is busted and all

 

 

predicted score for sunday then?

3-0 to manure i'll go for

+ one semi serious injury for us

 

One of our remaining semi-fit strikers will be crocked.

 

 

0 -0 with ten to go.

 

Some fluke deflection 1 - 0.

 

A unjust penalty, with someone getting sent off 2- 0.

 

A perfectly legitimate goal scored by one of our strikers, disallowed, the said striker injured for 8 games.

 

A stunning 30 yard volley by one of theirs which has not scored for 8 years 3 - 0.

 

A own goal, comical mix up between Shay and taylor 4 - 0.

 

A scholes goal (as normal) 5 - 0

 

A consolation goal in the 5th minute of injury time 5 - 1

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I wonder what the odds would be for that to happen. ;)

 

Quite low, seeing as some (if not a combination of most) seem to happen every other game!

 

Especially the 30-yard screamer from the midfield plodder who hasn't scored in 8 years.

 

If this weren't Man U. I'd add:

 

Previously shite journeyman goalkeeper plays out of his skin like never before.

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0 -0 with ten to go.

 

Some fluke deflection 1 - 0.

 

A unjust penalty, with someone getting sent off 2- 0.

 

A perfectly legitimate goal scored by one of our strikers, disallowed, the said striker injured for 8 games.

 

A stunning 30 yard volley by one of theirs which has not scored for 8 years 3 - 0.

 

A own goal, comical mix up between Shay and taylor 4 - 0.

 

A scholes goal (as normal) 5 - 0

 

A consolation goal in the 5th minute of injury time 5 - 1

 

 

Typical Newcastle fan with unrealistic expectations- you'll get us a bad name

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On a more serious note, apart from the massive overreaction, since when has the Chronicle had a clue what was going on?

 

 

I know Mr A. But

 

If the club had signed the curly one surely they would have said so, in any media.

 

If there was no problems with the pony tailed one surely they would have refuted the stories.

 

Surely with the preperation and Keegan's confirmation that Oba was indeed away, we cannot expect any kind of performance from the lad.

 

How can we expect Owen to even play never mind contribute against man u with no match practice, after several illnisses and injuries. The club have confirmed his problems.

 

There is no disputing that Barton has pleaded guilty to his charge, at best he has missed pre season training at worst he faces a lentghy ban. This information is not a figmant of the Chronicles imagination.

 

Officially we have signed one Liverpool reserve, one illeligible player, one french youngen of little experience.

 

The tickets are not out yet, jesus it is 2 days from the season start.

 

I hear ya bud and i agree holeheartedly

 

Its a little worrying

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