Steve McClaren sacked as Newcastle United 'Head Coach' (Manager)

[LooneyToony 41]

There's no point getting rid of McClaren man. We won't get anyone good in. It took Charnley months to find this mong.

Surely there is another failed manager down in the Championship we can nab. What about the guy who coaches Boltan Wonderers? Shilrey, he must be available.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13842]

I'm not sure Lennon would Boltan for the door but I'm sure he's wonderers about it.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

The deeper we get into the shit the less chance we have of getting someone with a bit promise in.If Brolly,well we know it won't really be him,is given money to bring in more shite in January,and they prove to be shit-erer than we already have,then we get rid of him,then expect Moncur to be given the chance to save us.

[Kitman 2204]

If McClarens lost the dressing room, they'll have to sack him. Fuck knows who they'd bring in though, useless bunch of fuckers

[Billy Whitehurst 894]

There's no point getting rid of McClaren man. We won't get anyone good in. It took Charnley months to find this mong.

I agree.

 

We won't spend good money on a manager so it's a case of better the mong we know.

 

Nobody could save this fucking shambles.

[Haydnator 45]

We risked our PL status by having the most inept excuse of a caretaker for half a season and were told "not interested" in January by McClaren and then again three games before the end of last season by him all the while seeing his side completely implode at a lower level and Charnley still went for him.

[ewerk 30395]

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Abysmal.

Edited November 28, 2015 by ewerk

[toonotl 2974]

We are a total shambles.

 

McClaren stays, or goes. Nothing will change. We may as well stick with him, as, scarily enough, we could do worse.

[Haydnator 45]

"The objectives are top 8, to win a trophy"

[Howay 12496]

Going the right way to be top 8 in League one with a shot at the johnstones paint trophy tbf.

[Makom 0]

Don;'t forget, we didn't just sign a coach, he's got a seat on the "footballing board" with Penfold and Moncur, which was clearly one of the things that persuaded him to come in the first place.

 

So in all likelihood, we're not talking the usual shafting we take on compensation, he's an executive now. He's not going anywhere, not without an exhorbitant, 'golden handshake'.

 

After all, who the holy fuck is going to hire him if he does jump ship now? If he's not prepared to drop into the bottom half of the Championship at least, the guy's going to be after at least enough chucking around money for 18 months.

[Makom 0]

Found on his Wikipedia biography, this is the weirdest BBC "news" article I've ever read about any sporting figure.

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/4973056.stm

 

I would have been almost certain this sort of PR guff was the result of him hiring Max Clifford, but it seems that didn't happen until a month later....

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

If the players don't want to know then it makes no difference whatsoever who is in charge.McClaren,Mourinho or Fergie could give them bollockings but they would still fuckabout on a match day.They don't give a fuck.

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

I'd have Rodgers in but doubt he'd come here

[Renton 21438]

We risked our PL status by having the most inept excuse of a caretaker for half a season and were told "not interested" in January by McClaren and then again three games before the end of last season by him all the while seeing his side completely implode at a lower level and Charnley still went for him.

That's actually quite funny because it's indisputably true. How do any of these idiots get to their positions?

[ChezGiven 0]

Hubris.

[Kid Dynamite 7011]

Is Haydonator really 14/15? I have my doubts. He's got a better grasp of English than 90% of the board

[Haydnator 45]

Is Haydonator really 14/15? I have my doubts. He's got a better grasp of English than 90% of the board

Aye. And cheers

[Howmanheyman 32888]

Is Haydonator really 14/15? I have my doubts. He's got a better grasp of English than 90% of the board

So he fucking should.

[Haydnator 45]

So he fucking should.

[Holden McGroin 6550]

We have been stuck in a rut for years now. Bar that little run under Pardew which kept us in the league last year we've been diabolical.

 

We just collapse when we let a goal in. Zero team spirit. The players clearly don't care and the whole club is rotten from the top down. I genuinely don't know what the answer is. Ashley isnt leaving any time soon so we are stuck with this shower of shite. We could potentially bomb down the leagues if action isnt taken soon.

Edited November 30, 2015 by Holden McGroin

[trooper 940]

Anyone thinking getting rid of McClaren will solve the problem ( I can't stand the bloke) is deluded the same applies with Charnley. Ashley told us the buck stops at his door so he is wholly responsible for the state of this club whether he's surrounded himself with yes men or imbeciles it's his fault & he needs removing

Edited November 30, 2015 by trooper

[Dr Gloom 21868]

We have been stuck in a rut for years now. Bar that little run under Pardew which kept us in the league last year we've been diabolical.

 

We just collapse when we let a goal in. Zero team spirit. The players clearly don't care and the whole club is rotten from the top down. I genuinely don't know what the answer is. Ashley isnt leaving any time soon so we are stuck with this shower of shite. We could potentially bomb down the leagues if action isnt taken soon.

You could argue he tried in the summer window, finally. I hope he sees how much work there is left to do in January. The problem is clubs have you over the barrel in the mid season window and will smell our desperation. Ashley needs to subdue his bargain hunter mentality, resist gambling on unproven players and pay the going rate for some with premier league experience.

 

Will he do that? Unlikely. You're talking about the guy who gambled on john carver keeping us up, and potentially losing out on the most lucrative TV deal ever.

[Gemmill 44557]

Anyone thinking getting rid of McClaren will solve the problem ( I can't stand the bloke) is deluded the same applies with Charnley. Ashley told us the buck stops at his door so he is wholly responsible for the state of this club whether he's surrounded himself with yes men or imbeciles it's his fault & he needs removing

What about "judge me after 10 games"? Didn't you want McClaren out then?

[toonotl 2974]

The countdown to the 10 games was nail biting. Will he or won't he. He's been given permission to judge him AFTER 10 games, but could he break ranks and go off early, or could something else happen owing to the nature of determinism and the illusion of the illusion of free will. I was enthralled.