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This Yorkshire cunt's gonna need to pull his finger out if I'm gonna keep watching this. The French lass yesterday was 30 seconds ahead at this stage. 

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Just now, Gemmill said:

This Yorkshire cunt's gonna need to pull his finger out if I'm gonna keep watching this. The French lass yesterday was 30 seconds ahead at this stage. 

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14 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Eurosport is the only way to go. No idea who I'm listening to though and the commentator on the swimming last night was American which ruined everything. 

 

You can change the language if you prefer. Listen to someone burbling on about the surfing in Norwegian or something.

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Just now, Meenzer said:

 

You can change the language if you prefer. Listen to someone burbling on about the surfing in Norwegian or something.

 

Did you watch any of the surfing? I'm up for it but haven't worked out when the broadcasts are yet. Tahiti looks mint. 

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3 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

Classic horse person patter. 

 

I'm absolutely convinced that horses can shit in the street cos it's mostly the posh that ride horses. They've got us all running around picking up tiny little dog shits, whilst their horse can lift its tail and drop half a ton of dump in the middle of a footpath and they just keep on trotting along. And I know it's fertiliser, but it's not fucking fertilising concrete is it. 

 

They should be made to carry a refuse sack and a shovel. 

 

Canny difference between herbivore and carnivore shit though isn't there? Also it's the fact that dog shit is small that means you can easily stand in it. Dog shit can spread disease and parasites that can kill or blind you. Horse shit, not so much. Not to mention dogs outnumber horses several hundred to one. You want an argument, I'm up for an argument. 👍

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3 hours ago, Toonpack said:

 

We had David Bellamy do a talk at school, originally was for the governors and staff !!! But we sixth formers kicked up a stink and got allowed in. The bloke was fucking HUGE.

I once got his autograph at Peter Barratt’s at Gosforth Park. As an aside I also got Jockie Wilson’s at the same place (but not at the same time). 

On that bombshell….

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2 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

Canny difference between herbivore and carnivore shit though isn't there? Also it's the fact that dog shit is small that means you can easily stand in it. Dog shit can spread disease and parasites that can kill or blind you. Horse shit, not so much. Not to mention dogs outnumber horses several hundred to one. You want an argument, I'm up for an argument👍

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20 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Did you watch any of the surfing? I'm up for it but haven't worked out when the broadcasts are yet. Tahiti looks mint. 

 

I think it's basically on late at night here, so you've got no chance with your weird up at 5am sleep patterns.

 

It's fairly shite telly mind, mostly just some people lying around in the water and some shots of boats randomly bobbing for ten minutes.

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5 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

This fucking Yorkshire prick! That's it gone then presumably? 

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Just now, Gemmill said:

 

This fucking Yorkshire prick! That's it gone then presumably? 

If anyone can comeback it's him, but will take a huge effort.

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11 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

Canny difference between herbivore and carnivore shit though isn't there? Also it's the fact that dog shit is small that means you can easily stand in it. Dog shit can spread disease and parasites that can kill or blind you. Horse shit, not so much. Not to mention dogs outnumber horses several hundred to one. You want an argument, I'm up for an argument. 👍

 

Of course the aspirational window haver is gonna be siding with the horsey classes. 

 

I've mulled it over and you're just gonna have to fuck off, I'm afraid. 

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