Smooth Operator 10 Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 Very sad news indeed. RIP Ronnie I was reading in the paper today that if one of his son's returns from Britain he'll be locked up for skipping his bail conditions for alledged child abuse. He was found with a number of pornagraphic pictures of young kids on his computer. Very unsavoury and typical of the British press to drag something like this up so soon after Ronnie's demise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 Very sad news indeed. RIP Ronnie I was reading in the paper today that if one of his son's returns from Britain he'll be locked up for skipping his bail conditions for alledged child abuse. He was found with a number of pornagraphic pictures of young kids on his computer. Very unsavoury and typical of the British press to drag something like this up so soon after Ronnie's demise. 43387[/snapback] I agree, I noticed the front page of the Daily Mail was focussed yesterday on his son and how he'd contributed to Ronnie's death. What an uncalled for load of shite. I usually let things like this go over my head, but I thought it was a disgrace personally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordiesned 0 Posted October 8, 2005 Share Posted October 8, 2005 Absolute legend. RIP. His will's just been announced and he wants his coffin to be left open so the public can view his body before he is laid to rest. It's going to be open all hours... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 I seen this today, thought youz would like it. Originally shown on BBC, Ronnie Barker said it without a snigger, and they never received one complaint! -------------------------------------------------------- This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters. Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge, and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers;they had fetty sweet and fetty swannies. The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go. Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared. Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian. She turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight otherwise, there would be a cucking falamity. At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly the clock struck twelve. "Mist all chucking frighty!!!" said Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping her slass glipper. The very next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and the sugly isters let him in. Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let off a fig bart. "Who's fust jarted??" asked the prandsome hince. "Blame that fugly ucker over there!!" said Mary Hinge. When the stinking brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk. Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a knack in the kickers. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a hig bard on. He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly. Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The pransome hince lived his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 "worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot." I'll put that into my job description I think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thompson 0 Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 Brilliant, bloody brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 "worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivellingshot." I'll put that into my job description I think 47348[/snapback] The David Brent "sometimes I piss-pronunciate my worms" meeting scene in the Office was brilliant Two Ronnies referencing as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 I go through Slough sometimes and keep an eye out for the building......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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