peasepud 59 Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 Obviously Marco doesnt have the people skills that a certain miss Minogue has. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy 17 Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 just had a great day with MVB he came round this morning and helped me in the garden, he's a dab hand with a hedge trimmer, then he sugested we had a bbq, bad idea as mine if fucked, themn get this!!!he took me to b&q and bought me this anyway he has popped to the spar for some Skol and Bacardi breezers top man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 He loves a BBQ that MVB doesn't he? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 He just popped over and brushed me teeth for me. Diamond bloke. My Mam and dad are coming back from Scotland in their motorhome and both front tyres have worn down to the rim on the inside of the Tyre. MvB pulled over, fashioned a quick BBQ from an upturned trolley, threw a couple porterhouse steaks on there and turned his attention to the van. Hoisting it onto his shoulders he adressed the tyres, convincing them with his usual charm and affable nature to re-inflate and not to do it again. Set it back down in time to serve up the Steaks and sat to have a nice chat with my Dad about genealogy while complimenting my Mam on her cross-stitching. I also heard he was heading off to Ossetia to act as a cease fire enforcer, volleying the missiles and mortars back from whence they came disarming them in the process. Leave it to Fish to make a joke not funny anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy 17 Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 He loves a BBQ that MVB doesn't he? yes, he in partial to a steak or two, but do not give him ketchup, twat threw it back in my face!! he has just popped to my neighbours to slip her a length as her husband died 16 years ago and she told him her fanny was crusting over Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 He loves a BBQ that MVB doesn't he? He's doing 2/3 a day it seems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 Just reading this glossy Aussie magazine in the doctors on Friday, turns out MVB's been leading an unpaid one man crusade to find a cure for cancer, and early indications suggest he's done it. Nailed on for the Nobel prize apparently. What a nice man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy 17 Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 he has only gone and won the bloody gold medal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 MVB just gave me a blumkin. What an accomodating bloke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 All the evidence points to the fact that the real cunt here is J69 and who am I to argue with that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 He just popped over and brushed me teeth for me. Diamond bloke. My Mam and dad are coming back from Scotland in their motorhome and both front tyres have worn down to the rim on the inside of the Tyre. MvB pulled over, fashioned a quick BBQ from an upturned trolley, threw a couple porterhouse steaks on there and turned his attention to the van. Hoisting it onto his shoulders he adressed the tyres, convincing them with his usual charm and affable nature to re-inflate and not to do it again. Set it back down in time to serve up the Steaks and sat to have a nice chat with my Dad about genealogy while complimenting my Mam on her cross-stitching. I also heard he was heading off to Ossetia to act as a cease fire enforcer, volleying the missiles and mortars back from whence they came disarming them in the process. Leave it to Fish to make a joke not funny anymore. so true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanTheMan 0 Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 He just popped over and brushed me teeth for me. Diamond bloke. My Mam and dad are coming back from Scotland in their motorhome and both front tyres have worn down to the rim on the inside of the Tyre. MvB pulled over, fashioned a quick BBQ from an upturned trolley, threw a couple porterhouse steaks on there and turned his attention to the van. Hoisting it onto his shoulders he adressed the tyres, convincing them with his usual charm and affable nature to re-inflate and not to do it again. Set it back down in time to serve up the Steaks and sat to have a nice chat with my Dad about genealogy while complimenting my Mam on her cross-stitching. I also heard he was heading off to Ossetia to act as a cease fire enforcer, volleying the missiles and mortars back from whence they came disarming them in the process. Leave it to Fish to make a joke not funny anymore. so true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 He just popped over and brushed me teeth for me. Diamond bloke. My Mam and dad are coming back from Scotland in their motorhome and both front tyres have worn down to the rim on the inside of the Tyre. MvB pulled over, fashioned a quick BBQ from an upturned trolley, threw a couple porterhouse steaks on there and turned his attention to the van. Hoisting it onto his shoulders he adressed the tyres, convincing them with his usual charm and affable nature to re-inflate and not to do it again. Set it back down in time to serve up the Steaks and sat to have a nice chat with my Dad about genealogy while complimenting my Mam on her cross-stitching. I also heard he was heading off to Ossetia to act as a cease fire enforcer, volleying the missiles and mortars back from whence they came disarming them in the process. Leave it to Fish to make a joke not funny anymore. so true wait, what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Gerld. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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