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Torres you're banter is absolutely woeful, how old are you?

 

Old enough to know that no matter what you spend or who you buy ... you'll still do fuck all! ... that could make me any age! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

 

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Torres you're banter is absolutely woeful, how old are you?

 

Old enough to know that no matter what you spend or who you buy ... you'll still do fuck all! ... that could make me any age! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

 

Like my avatar?

 

I think they will be much closer to you this year than you'd like to admit.

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Torres you're banter is absolutely woeful, how old are you?

 

Old enough to know that no matter what you spend or who you buy ... you'll still do fuck all! ... that could make me any age! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

 

Like my avatar?

 

To be honest if a 13 yo Swiss boy came up to me on the street and tried to talk football to me, I would politely listen (ignore) him, make my excuses and leave abruptly.

 

Welcome back to the ignore list.

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Torres you're banter is absolutely woeful, how old are you?

 

Old enough to know that no matter what you spend or who you buy ... you'll still do fuck all! ... that could make me any age! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :no

 

Like my avatar?

 

To be honest if a 13 yo Swiss boy came up to me on the street and tried to talk football to me, I would politely listen (ignore) him, make my excuses and leave abruptly.

 

Welcome back to the ignore list.

 

He's not Swiss he's American. :rolleyes:

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Torres you're banter is absolutely woeful, how old are you?

 

Old enough to know that no matter what you spend or who you buy ... you'll still do fuck all! ... that could make me any age! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :no

 

Like my avatar?

 

To be honest if a 13 yo Swiss boy came up to me on the street and tried to talk football to me, I would politely listen (ignore) him, make my excuses and leave abruptly.

 

Welcome back to the ignore list.

 

He's not Swiss he's American. :rolleyes:

 

Soccer? Goal tender commands his handling zone? 18 yard turnaround! DEFENCE DEFENCE DEFENCE!

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Torres you're banter is absolutely woeful, how old are you?

 

Old enough to know that no matter what you spend or who you buy ... you'll still do fuck all! ... that could make me any age! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :no

 

Like my avatar?

 

To be honest if a 13 yo Swiss boy came up to me on the street and tried to talk football to me, I would politely listen (ignore) him, make my excuses and leave abruptly.

 

Welcome back to the ignore list.

 

He's not Swiss he's American. :rolleyes:

 

Soccer? Goal tender commands his handling zone? 18 yard turnaround! DEFENCE DEFENCE DEFENCE!

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Torres you're banter is absolutely woeful, how old are you?

 

Old enough to know that no matter what you spend or who you buy ... you'll still do fuck all! ... that could make me any age! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

 

Like my avatar?

 

To be honest if a 13 yo Swiss boy came up to me on the street and tried to talk football to me, I would politely listen (ignore) him, make my excuses and leave abruptly.

 

Welcome back to the ignore list.

Agreed. I'd do the same to you down the boozer.

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Torres you're banter is absolutely woeful, how old are you?

 

Old enough to know that no matter what you spend or who you buy ... you'll still do fuck all! ... that could make me any age! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

 

Like my avatar?

 

To be honest if a 13 yo Swiss boy came up to me on the street and tried to talk football to me, I would politely listen (ignore) him, make my excuses and leave abruptly.

 

Welcome back to the ignore list.

Agreed. I'd do the same to you down the boozer.

 

That would be your loss. Although I get the feeling that me and you would inhabit different types of establishment.

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Torres you're banter is absolutely woeful, how old are you?

 

Old enough to know that no matter what you spend or who you buy ... you'll still do fuck all! ... that could make me any age! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

 

Like my avatar?

 

To be honest if a 13 yo Swiss boy came up to me on the street and tried to talk football to me, I would politely listen (ignore) him, make my excuses and leave abruptly.

 

Welcome back to the ignore list.

Agreed. I'd do the same to you down the boozer.

 

That would be your loss. Although I get the feeling that me and you would inhabit different types of establishment.

Well, I don't need to pay for it.

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Torres you're banter is absolutely woeful, how old are you?

 

Old enough to know that no matter what you spend or who you buy ... you'll still do fuck all! ... that could make me any age! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

 

Like my avatar?

 

To be honest if a 13 yo Swiss boy came up to me on the street and tried to talk football to me, I would politely listen (ignore) him, make my excuses and leave abruptly.

 

Welcome back to the ignore list.

Agreed. I'd do the same to you down the boozer.

 

That would be your loss. Although I get the feeling that me and you would inhabit different types of establishment.

Well, I don't need to pay for it.

 

Down my way, thats not called a boozer. However I have been on a few night out on the Toon and I can see how we could have got our wires crossed.

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Torres you're banter is absolutely woeful, how old are you?

 

Old enough to know that no matter what you spend or who you buy ... you'll still do fuck all! ... that could make me any age! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

 

Like my avatar?

 

To be honest if a 13 yo Swiss boy came up to me on the street and tried to talk football to me, I would politely listen (ignore) him, make my excuses and leave abruptly.

 

Welcome back to the ignore list.

Agreed. I'd do the same to you down the boozer.

 

That would be your loss. Although I get the feeling that me and you would inhabit different types of establishment.

Well, I don't need to pay for it.

 

Down my way, thats not called a boozer. However I have been on a few night out on the Toon and I can see how we could have got our wires crossed.

It was a play on the word establishment. Do keep up old boy.

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Torres you're banter is absolutely woeful, how old are you?

 

Old enough to know that no matter what you spend or who you buy ... you'll still do fuck all! ... that could make me any age! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

 

Like my avatar?

 

To be honest if a 13 yo Swiss boy came up to me on the street and tried to talk football to me, I would politely listen (ignore) him, make my excuses and leave abruptly.

 

Welcome back to the ignore list.

Agreed. I'd do the same to you down the boozer.

 

That would be your loss. Although I get the feeling that me and you would inhabit different types of establishment.

Well, I don't need to pay for it.

 

Down my way, thats not called a boozer. However I have been on a few night out on the Toon and I can see how we could have got our wires crossed.

It was a play on the word establishment. Do keep up old boy.

Really? I find explaining a joke afterwards adds to the off beat hilarity of the situation. Thanks.

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Torres you're banter is absolutely woeful, how old are you?

 

Old enough to know that no matter what you spend or who you buy ... you'll still do fuck all! ... that could make me any age! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

 

Like my avatar?

 

To be honest if a 13 yo Swiss boy came up to me on the street and tried to talk football to me, I would politely listen (ignore) him, make my excuses and leave abruptly.

 

Welcome back to the ignore list.

Agreed. I'd do the same to you down the boozer.

 

That would be your loss. Although I get the feeling that me and you would inhabit different types of establishment.

Well, I don't need to pay for it.

 

Down my way, thats not called a boozer. However I have been on a few night out on the Toon and I can see how we could have got our wires crossed.

It was a play on the word establishment. Do keep up old boy.

Really? I find explaining a joke afterwards adds to the off beat hilarity of the situation. Thanks.

Is this the banter down the pub I'm missing out on then?

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Torres you're banter is absolutely woeful, how old are you?

 

Old enough to know that no matter what you spend or who you buy ... you'll still do fuck all! ... that could make me any age! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

 

Like my avatar?

 

To be honest if a 13 yo Swiss boy came up to me on the street and tried to talk football to me, I would politely listen (ignore) him, make my excuses and leave abruptly.

 

Welcome back to the ignore list.

Agreed. I'd do the same to you down the boozer.

 

That would be your loss. Although I get the feeling that me and you would inhabit different types of establishment.

Well, I don't need to pay for it.

 

Down my way, thats not called a boozer. However I have been on a few night out on the Toon and I can see how we could have got our wires crossed.

It was a play on the word establishment. Do keep up old boy.

Really? I find explaining a joke afterwards adds to the off beat hilarity of the situation. Thanks.

Is this the banter down the pub I'm missing out on then?

 

Danny B is alright, we're all a bit uptight cause we ain't got players in innit?

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Danny B is alright, we're all a bit uptight cause we ain't got players in innit?

Aye, he's a top lad.

 

He's a lot 'funnier' than Torres anyway. :rolleyes:

Much of a muchness tbh.

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Torres you're banter is absolutely woeful, how old are you?

 

Old enough to know that no matter what you spend or who you buy ... you'll still do fuck all! ... that could make me any age! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

 

Like my avatar?

 

To be honest if a 13 yo Swiss boy came up to me on the street and tried to talk football to me, I would politely listen (ignore) him, make my excuses and leave abruptly.

 

Welcome back to the ignore list.

Agreed. I'd do the same to you down the boozer.

 

That would be your loss. Although I get the feeling that me and you would inhabit different types of establishment.

 

 

I'd say you hang around train stations and playgrounds by the sounds of things.

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Torres you're banter is absolutely woeful, how old are you?

 

Old enough to know that no matter what you spend or who you buy ... you'll still do fuck all! ... that could make me any age! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

 

Like my avatar?

 

To be honest if a 13 yo Swiss boy came up to me on the street and tried to talk football to me, I would politely listen (ignore) him, make my excuses and leave abruptly.

 

Welcome back to the ignore list.

Agreed. I'd do the same to you down the boozer.

 

That would be your loss. Although I get the feeling that me and you would inhabit different types of establishment.

 

 

I'd say you hang around train stations and playgrounds by the sounds of things.

 

Yeee haaaaa U-S-A, U-S-A, GET IN THE HOLE!!!

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Torres you're banter is absolutely woeful, how old are you?

 

Old enough to know that no matter what you spend or who you buy ... you'll still do fuck all! ... that could make me any age! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

 

Like my avatar?

 

To be honest if a 13 yo Swiss boy came up to me on the street and tried to talk football to me, I would politely listen (ignore) him, make my excuses and leave abruptly.

 

Welcome back to the ignore list.

Agreed. I'd do the same to you down the boozer.

 

That would be your loss. Although I get the feeling that me and you would inhabit different types of establishment.

 

 

I'd say you hang around train stations and playgrounds by the sounds of things.

 

Yeee haaaaa U-S-A, U-S-A, GET IN THE HOLE!!!

 

 

Like my avatar then? :no

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Torres you're banter is absolutely woeful, how old are you?

 

Old enough to know that no matter what you spend or who you buy ... you'll still do fuck all! ... that could make me any age! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

 

Like my avatar?

 

To be honest if a 13 yo Swiss boy came up to me on the street and tried to talk football to me, I would politely listen (ignore) him, make my excuses and leave abruptly.

 

Welcome back to the ignore list.

Agreed. I'd do the same to you down the boozer.

 

That would be your loss. Although I get the feeling that me and you would inhabit different types of establishment.

 

 

I'd say you hang around train stations and playgrounds by the sounds of things.

 

Yeee haaaaa U-S-A, U-S-A, GET IN THE HOLE!!!

 

 

Like my avatar then? :no

 

Fooseball? was Fooseball bwoy? We call it soorrcceer. Beckenham is our top player he has been drafted to the LA white skins, who play in Louisiana.

 

He can do a ninety degree shifter into the right angle from the 40 yard line.

 

YEAH!!!

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Torres you're banter is absolutely woeful, how old are you?

 

Old enough to know that no matter what you spend or who you buy ... you'll still do fuck all! ... that could make me any age! :rolleyes::no:icon_lol:

 

Like my avatar?

 

To be honest if a 13 yo Swiss boy came up to me on the street and tried to talk football to me, I would politely listen (ignore) him, make my excuses and leave abruptly.

 

Welcome back to the ignore list.

Agreed. I'd do the same to you down the boozer.

 

That would be your loss. Although I get the feeling that me and you would inhabit different types of establishment.

 

 

I'd say you hang around train stations and playgrounds by the sounds of things.

 

Yeee haaaaa U-S-A, U-S-A, GET IN THE HOLE!!!

 

 

Like my avatar then? :icon_lol:

 

Fooseball? was Fooseball bwoy? We call it soorrcceer. Beckenham is our top player he has been drafted to the LA white skins, who play in Louisiana.

 

He can do a ninety degree shifter into the right angle from the 40 yard line.

 

YEAH!!!

 

:rolleyes::rolleyes:

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Torres you're banter is absolutely woeful, how old are you?

 

Old enough to know that no matter what you spend or who you buy ... you'll still do fuck all! ... that could make me any age! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

 

Like my avatar?

 

To be honest if a 13 yo Swiss boy came up to me on the street and tried to talk football to me, I would politely listen (ignore) him, make my excuses and leave abruptly.

 

Welcome back to the ignore list.

Agreed. I'd do the same to you down the boozer.

 

That would be your loss. Although I get the feeling that me and you would inhabit different types of establishment.

 

 

I'd say you hang around train stations and playgrounds by the sounds of things.

 

Yeee haaaaa U-S-A, U-S-A, GET IN THE HOLE!!!

 

 

Like my avatar then? :no

 

Fooseball? was Fooseball bwoy? We call it soorrcceer. Beckenham is our top player he has been drafted to the LA white skins, who play in Louisiana.

 

He can do a ninety degree shifter into the right angle from the 40 yard line.

 

YEAH!!!

 

 

 

I take it you don't like my avatar very much.

 

I like having you as my feeder club bitch. :icon_lol:

 

Now bend over bitch! :icon_lol:

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