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Robinho and Didier Drogba are poised for a £40m swap between La Liga and the Premier League, with £25m-rated Brazilian forward Robinho moving to Chelsea and Blues striker Drogba on his way to Barcelona. (Daily Mirror)

 

England midfielder Frank Lampard has been offered a record-breaking £39m, five-year deal by Chelsea which will make him Britain's highest-paid footballer. (Various)

 

Manchester City boss Mark Hughes is set to make a shock bid to bring former Liverpool striker Djibril Cisse, now at Marseille, back to the Premier League. (Daily Mirror)

 

However, others say Hughes will make a £15m move for Blackburn striker Roque Santa Cruz. (Various)

 

West Ham, who are also interested in Cisse, have been warned by Marseille they have 10 days to sign the £8m-rated France striker. (Daily Star)

 

Fulham manager Roy Hodgson is set to shatter his signing record with a £10.75m bid for Everton striker Andrew Johnson. (Various)

 

Newcastle boss Kevin Keegan has offered £5m plus Charles N'Zogbia for Celtic winger Aiden McGeady. (The Sun)

 

Aston Villa have made a late bid to hijack Younes Kaboul's £5m move to Sunderland. (Daily Mirror)

 

Wigan boss Steve Bruce is to offer Fulham £3m to bring back old favourite Jimmy Bullard to the JJB Stadium. (Daily Mirror)

 

Paul Ince is poised to make Chile midfielder Carlos Villenueva his first signing as Blackburn boss. (The Sun)

 

Sunderland goalkeeper Marton Fulop is the subject of a £6m bid by Stoke City. (Daily Express)

 

Birmingham have told QPR to forget about signing Martin Taylor after assuring the defender he will play a key role in their bid for promotion. (Daily Mirror)

 

Portsmouth manager Harry Redknapp has told Inter Milan manager Jose Mourinho that midfielder Sulley Muntari is not for sale. (The Sun)

 

Celtic are in advanced talks with Auxerre for the Romanian defender Gabriel Tamas, who is available for £3.5m. (The Guardian)

 

West Ham will on Wednesday complete their first major signing of the summer with the £5m acquisition of versatile Lazio midfielder Valon Behrami. (The Independent)

 

Peru winger Nolberto Solano is in talks to join Los Angeles Galaxy after being released by West Ham. (The Times)

 

Coventry boss Chris Coleman has launched a bid to raid Portsmouth for defender Martin Cranie. (Daily Star)

 

Cardiff are ready to hijack Leeds' £300,000 move for Wolves outcast Jay Bothroyd. (Daily Star)

 

Coventry striker Michael Misfud has asked for a transfer, with Crystal Palace, Norwich and Bristol City all showing interest. (Daily Mail)

 

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OTHER GOSSIP

 

Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson has taunted new Chelsea manager Luiz Felipe Scolari by telling him he has no chance of matching Jose Mourinho's efforts at the Stamford Bridge helm. (Daily Mirror)

 

Real Madrid defender Fabio Cannavaro has been trying to persuade Manchester United winger Cristiano Ronaldo to join the Spanish club after the pair became friends while holidaying on the Italian island of Capri. (The Sun)

 

Midfielder Gareth Barry, who has been targeted by Liverpool, was relentlessly booed by Aston Villa fans as he pulled on their colours for what is likely to be the last time in a friendly win against League One side Walsall. (Various)

 

Arsenal defender Kolo Toure is a doubt for the start of the Premier League campaign after he contracted Malaria while at home in the Ivory Coast. (The Sun)

 

Gunners striker Eduardo has suffered a setback from the double leg break he sustained in February, ruling him out of the first two months of the season. (Daily Telegraph)

 

Goalkeeper Shay Given has reminded Newcastle United's board that Kevin Keegan's side requires significant strengthening. (The Guardian)

 

Rangers assistant boss Ally McCoist travels to Portugal to watch Ibrox target Glenn Loovens in Cardiff City's 2-1 over Vitoria Guimaraes in the Algarve Cup (Western Mail)

 

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AND FINALLY

 

New San Jose Earthquakes signing Darren Huckerby's dinner might have been with the dog when he returned from an interview on American TV.

 

When asked: "Do you have a famous girlfriend - anybody we can help promote?" The former Norwich and Coventry striker replied: "I am married but is a bit late for her - she is too old." (Daily Mail)

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I think Arshavin has priced himself out of a move anywhere decent so may have to settle for Spurs!

 

and if they want to pay £24m they can have him! :headphonedance:

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Is McGeady honestly worth that? And I thought we weren't letting anymore players go? I think the once again the Sun are talking b*llocks and show they have no idea what's going on at the Toon. However, IF we were to lose Zog I'd rather he go outside the Prem.

 

And it looks like the Guardian's posting non-stories again - I'm sure half of our squad have mentioned about strengthening... it not really obvious at all is it? Chumps.

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1. why would we let a player go to bring one in when our squads so small

2. keegan only came out the other day praising charlies workrate in training etcetc

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He's just signed a new 4 and a half year deal (McGeady)...

4. charlie and 5m for an spl player.. be serious

 

Exactly, it's a pointless story, obviously made-up by some useless, un-talented, lazy journo looking to add to any unsettlement at our club, particularly for players like Zog. In fact I wouldn't be surprised if the journo in question was a Spud or Arsewipe fan trying unsettle things to help his club get their grubby mitts on our boy, poxy Laaaandan media scum... but that's just me being paranoid :headphonedance:

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1. why would we let a player go to bring one in when our squads so small

2. keegan only came out the other day praising charlies workrate in training etcetc

3.

He's just signed a new 4 and a half year deal (McGeady)...

4. charlie and 5m for an spl player.. be serious

 

No sillier than the blind support of a keeper because of his nationality tbh.

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I think Arshavin has priced himself out of a move anywhere decent so may have to settle for Spurs!

 

and if they want to pay £24m they can have him! :headphonedance:

 

I really don't understand why people are saying this, how does Arshavin decide what fee Zenit will accept?

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I think Arshavin has priced himself out of a move anywhere decent so may have to settle for Spurs!

 

and if they want to pay £24m they can have him! :headphonedance:

 

I really don't understand why people are saying this, how does Arshavin decide what fee Zenit will accept?

 

Well it's the way he has been going on about it & obviously the agent will take a cut of any transfer fee.

 

Zenit received a £12m bid from Barcelona and told them to double it, add this to his Agents ramblings (I will only sign for a CL club etc etc) and he appears to have dug himself a hole.

 

Especially if he ends up playing for Spurs ;)

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Aye but it's Zenit who have turned down Barca's bid. Gareth Barry has said he wants a move to a CL team yet no one has been blaming him for pricing himself out of a move. I just don't understand why everyone has gone from wanting him here to suddenly having a go at him.

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I still want him here, but not for the money being talked about.

 

I would say between the player, agent and Zenit there has been a collective greed and that's screwed him up.

 

I thought it was his boyhood dream to play for Barcelona?

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Id love to see him here but not for that money. No way.

 

Edit : Not that he'd come :headphonedance:

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It may have been his boyhood dream to play for Barca but if they don't think he's worth the money then what can he do? It's a credit to him that he hasn't came out and demanded a move, he's been very respectful to Zenit.

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Well yeah, if he really wanted to play for Barcelona he could organize a cut price move I'm sure.

The only way he could do that is by behaving unprofessionally and virtually forcing Zenit to sell him at a lower price. You get the feeling the geezers running these big Russian clubs probably aren't the sort you'd fuck about though.

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Well yeah, if he really wanted to play for Barcelona he could organize a cut price move I'm sure.

 

How? You reckon Zenit are going to halve their asking price because he asks them to?

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Well yeah, if he really wanted to play for Barcelona he could organize a cut price move I'm sure.

 

How? You reckon Zenit are going to halve their asking price because he asks them to?

 

I wasn't aware they had an asking price. In January they would have probably taken the £12, or even before the Euro's.

 

If he said he really didn't want to stay than surely the asking price would fall?

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The figure being banded about is €23 about £18m. So it is a 6m uplift on pre euros value, still alot though.

 

Still its not my money, I hope we can pull this off.

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The figure being banded about is €23 about £18m. So it is a 6m uplift on pre euros value, still alot though.

 

Still its not my money, I hope we can pull this off.

 

£19.2mill is about 23mill Euros by today's exchange rate of 1.2

 

Just thought i'd let yer know, like.

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The figure being banded about is €23 about £18m. So it is a 6m uplift on pre euros value, still alot though.

 

Still its not my money, I hope we can pull this off.

 

£19.2mill is about 23mill Euros by today's exchange rate of 1.2

 

Just thought i'd let yer know, like.

Is that at Thomas Cook?

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The figure being banded about is €23 about £18m. So it is a 6m uplift on pre euros value, still alot though.

 

Still its not my money, I hope we can pull this off.

 

£19.2mill is about 23mill Euros by today's exchange rate of 1.2

 

Just thought i'd let yer know, like.

 

The rate is 1.2655 mate. I very much doubt Danny's going to go down Thomas Cook to change it up, thats 18.17m.

 

Silly Billy.

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1. why would we let a player go to bring one in when our squads so small

2. keegan only came out the other day praising charlies workrate in training etcetc

3.

He's just signed a new 4 and a half year deal (McGeady)...

4. charlie and 5m for an spl player.. be serious

 

No sillier than the blind support of a keeper because of his nationality tbh.

 

your retarded considering I just had a dig at McGeady's value.... forgotten what nationality he was? (edit. well national team he plays for)

I back shay because he's top class

could be worse i could be backing someone who's been at best #2 at a club for 10years and never even made it on for his country (and considering the state of englands keepers thats some going)

 

Retarded?

*Bang* oh you got me there.

As much as one man can love another man without exchanging body fluids, is the love I have for Sahy Given as a Newcastle player but if you can't see that he's shot you really need to have a word with yourself.

 

As for Arshavin well forgetting the bluntest tool in the shed that is Danny (http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=491220), Zenit don't need to see him, it's not as if they're in need of rubbles and they know if someone really wants him they are going to have to pay well over his worth to get him.

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1. why would we let a player go to bring one in when our squads so small

2. keegan only came out the other day praising charlies workrate in training etcetc

3.

He's just signed a new 4 and a half year deal (McGeady)...

4. charlie and 5m for an spl player.. be serious

 

No sillier than the blind support of a keeper because of his nationality tbh.

 

your retarded considering I just had a dig at McGeady's value.... forgotten what nationality he was? (edit. well national team he plays for)

I back shay because he's top class

could be worse i could be backing someone who's been at best #2 at a club for 10years and never even made it on for his country (and considering the state of englands keepers thats some going)

 

Retarded?

*Bang* oh you got me there.

As much as one man can love another man without exchanging body fluids, is the love I have for Sahy Given as a Newcastle player but if you can't see that he's shot you really need to have a word with yourself.

 

As for Arshavin well forgetting the bluntest tool in the shed that is Danny (http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?s=&showtopic=19181&view=findpost&p=491220), Zenit don't need to see him, it's not as if they're in need of rubbles and they know if someone really wants him they are going to have to pay well over his worth to get him.

 

That remains to be seen. He wants out, we have made the highest offer, lets see how it pans out.

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That remains to be seen. He wants out, we have made the highest offer, lets see how it pans out.

 

Maybe big Mike's best mate can negotiate the deal as well?

Or maybe it's a big Russian Jewish Nazi conspiracy?

 

If spuds can get him for 12, then Barca will have him for 10.

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