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Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson is convinced he will land Tottenham striker Dimitar Berbatov before the start of the season. (The Sun)

 

Ferguson has met United winger Cristiano Ronaldo for the first time in almost two months in a bid to stop the player joining Real Madrid. (The Guardian)

 

Barcelona are poised to make a £24m bid for Berbatov after missing out on Arsenal's Emmanuel Adebayor. (Daily Mirror)

 

Chelsea have rejected Barcelona's offer of a swap deal involving Samuel Eto'o and Blues forward Didier Drogba. (The Sun)

 

Liverpool will sell Andrei Voronin to a German club for around £3m to help finance the signing of Gareth Barry from Aston Villa. (Daily Mirror)

 

Reading striker Dave Kitson is set to complete a £5m move to Stoke. (The Sun, Daily Mirror)

 

England goalkeeper Scott Carson will join West Brom from Liverpool after rejecting a move to Stoke. (Daily Mirror, Daily Star)

 

Sunderland are closing in on the signing of Croatia striker Mladen Petric from Borussia Dortmund for around £5m. (The Sun)

 

Wigan plan to make Everton an improved offer for Andrew Johnson after having a £9m bid for the England striker rejected. (The Guardian)

 

Niko Kranjar will stay at Portsmouth after snubbing a £12m move to Monaco. (The Sun)

 

Pompey rejected Monaco's offer for the Croatia midfielder. (The Independent)

 

Portsmouth defender Noel Pamarot has snubbed a move to Hull City. (Daily Mail)

 

 

606: DEBATE

Who would you like your club to sign this summer?

Newcastle and Everton are locked in a £4m tug of war for Tottenham's Pascal Chimbonda. (The Sun)

 

Newcastle are looking at other targets after losing out to Benfica in the race to sign Argentine midfielder Pablo Aimar from Real Zaragoza. (The Independent) fleetstreet at its best!!!

 

Blackburn boss Paul Ince hopes to pull off the £3.5m signing of Chilean midfielder Carlos Villanueva from Audax Italiano. (Daily Mirror)

 

Russian star Andrei Arshavin is worried his dream move to Barcelona from Zenit St Petersburg is on the brink of collapse. (The Sun)

 

Frank Lampard has told Inter Milan he will look elsewhere if his move to the Italian club from Chelsea is not completed soon. (Daily Mirror)

 

Leeds are set to sign Wolves' Jay Bothroyd in a £300,000 deal. (Daily Star)

 

Sheffield Wednesday have rejected a £1.75m bid from Wolves for defender Mark Beevers. (Daily Star)

Newcastle have had a £2m bid for England left-back Stephen Warnock rejected by Blackburn. (Daily Mirror)

Plymouth are keen to sign Crystal Palace striker Shefki Kuqi. (Daily Star)

 

Rangers boss Walter Smith will offer Daniel Cousin to Cardiff in exchange for the Bluebirds' Dutch defender Glenn Loovens. (Daily Record)

 

Ipswich want to sign former Manchester United wide man Quinton Fortune. (Daily Express)

 

Claude Makelele will be the first big-name player to leave Chelsea under new boss Phil Scolari. (The Sun)

 

Sebastian Larsson will demand showdown talks with Birmingham City chairman David Gold to engineer a move away from St Andrews. (The Sun)

 

 

 

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OTHER GOSSIP

Goalkeeper Robert Green has revealed he feels "completely under-valued" at West Ham and is now considering his future at the club. (The Sun, Daily Mail)

 

Sunderland manager Roy Keane has told chairman Niall Quinn he wants money to spend on top players. (Daily Mirror)

 

Owen Hargreaves' long-term fitness is worrying Manchester United after the England midfielder pulled out of a pre-season trip to South Africa with a knee problem. (Various)

 

 

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AND FINALLY

Cristiano Ronaldo hobbled into a nightclub on crutches and partied with stars including Paris Hilton. (The Sun, Daily Mirror)

 

West Ham stars are fuming at their tour from hell after a travel firm went bust.

 

The Hammers squad are being flown economy class to their pre-season matches in Canada in two separate planes after being led to believe they were flying business class. (The Sun)

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Newcastle are looking at other targets after losing out to Benfica in the race to sign Argentine midfielder Pablo Aimar from Real Zaragoza. (The Independent) fleetstreet at its best!!!

 

You're not kidding, it's the same as saying "Newcastle are looking to sign 'someone' before the end of the transfer window" :D

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Newcastle are looking at other targets after losing out to Benfica in the race to sign Argentine midfielder Pablo Aimar from Real Zaragoza. (The Independent) fleetstreet at its best!!!

 

You're not kidding, it's the same as saying "Newcastle are looking to sign 'someone' before the end of the transfer window" :D

BREAKING NEWS...............reports say that the grass on the training pitch is GROWING!! omg wtf!! :lol::D

 

 

these people get paid for this crap!

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Tottenham "defender" Younes Kaboul wouldn't join Sunderland even if there was an earthquake, according to his agent. (AFP news agency, 1342 BST)

 

:jesuswept:

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From Setanta, Friday - some Nobby news and a Coxy:

 

Reports claim that Nolberto Solano has been offered a two-year deal by David Beckham’s employers Los Angeles Galaxy.

 

The Peruvian, currently on holiday in Miami, is looking for a new club following his release from West Ham and is under contract with the same agent that helped Ruud Gullit become The Galaxy’s new chief.

 

The Dutchman brought Solano to The Premier League ten years ago and he seems to be interested in welcoming the midfielder to California.

 

Solano is believed to have snubbed an offer from Portsmouth, as it is being claimed he was only offered a one-year deal, but the Peruvian is said to have teams in Qatar and Israel on his trail.

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Hence...

 

From Setanta, Friday - some Nobby news and a Coxy:

Didn't get the reference at first, probably because I rarely read those miserable twats these days. A 'Coxy' man :jesuswept:

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