Teachers you thought were cunts

[Smooth Operator 10]

Meenzer, what was that ginger teacher in the high school called, looked gayer than you on a night out to G.A.Y. Anyway what a wanker, had me in front of the head teacher for throwing a knife from the canteen over the school fence into the bushes after some charver had hoyed it at us!

Was that Hodnett, the History fella? I quite liked him

 

Conoley was canny. Didn't give a fuck really, but that was half the appeal.

 

Mrs. Murphy was a fantastic pisshead who shagged her way through the languages department. An inspiration to all of us.

 

No I remember who I was thinking of.......Cochrane!!

 

Mincing ginger arsehole that he was.

 

Hodnett was alreet but that didn't stop us posting shit through his front door!!

 

 

is that the one you told me about when you got caught piping him off under the potters wheel or was that a different one?

 

Bingo!

[Greg 6]

Mrs. Massey in middle school was a creativity-stifling bint with no real passion for the subject she taught (English). No real complaints about high school though.

 

She was a cow.

 

She must have been at that school for years and if I'm not mistaken you are fair bit older than me?

[Tooj 17]

Mrs. Massey in middle school was a creativity-stifling bint with no real passion for the subject she taught (English). No real complaints about high school though.

 

She was a cow.

 

She must have been at that school for years and if I'm not mistaken you are fair bit older than me?

Ouch!

[Greg 6]

Oh aye, and Gibson was far too interested in pubescent boys for such an obvious dyke.

 

She was also a cow.

[Greg 6]

Mrs. Massey in middle school was a creativity-stifling bint with no real passion for the subject she taught (English). No real complaints about high school though.

 

She was a cow.

 

She must have been at that school for years and if I'm not mistaken you are fair bit older than me?

Ouch!

 

How old is he?

[Greg 6]

Meenzer, what was that ginger teacher in the high school called, looked gayer than you on a night out to G.A.Y. Anyway what a wanker, had me in front of the head teacher for throwing a knife from the canteen over the school fence into the bushes after some charver had hoyed it at us!

Was that Hodnett, the History fella? I quite liked him

 

Conoley was canny. Didn't give a fuck really, but that was half the appeal.

 

Mrs. Murphy was a fantastic pisshead who shagged her way through the languages department. An inspiration to all of us.

 

No I remember who I was thinking of.......Cochrane!!

 

Mincing ginger arsehole that he was.

 

Hodnett was alreet but that didn't stop us posting shit through his front door!!

 

Cochrane was a Biology teacher and yes, a fucking prick.

[Tooj 17]

Mrs. Massey in middle school was a creativity-stifling bint with no real passion for the subject she taught (English). No real complaints about high school though.

 

She was a cow.

 

She must have been at that school for years and if I'm not mistaken you are fair bit older than me?

Ouch!

 

How old is he?

A fair bit older than you.

[Meenzer 15531]

Yous can all sod off.

 

I'm 29. Which means I went to Central from... *counts on fingers* 1988 to 1992. Ouch.

[Matt 0]

Stapleton - Fat cunt, with the biggest double chin in life ever, used to fart in lessons and gave detention to kids who did the same, egotistical with the loudest voice ever and he went even redder when he was shouting at you.

 

Not Davey Stapes? I'm sure there's more than one in Newcastle!

[Guest Stevie]

Stapleton - Fat cunt, with the biggest double chin in life ever, used to fart in lessons and gave detention to kids who did the same, egotistical with the loudest voice ever and he went even redder when he was shouting at you.

 

Not Davey Stapes? I'm sure there's more than one in Newcastle!

The very same, what a fat angry little man virgin

[Stephen 0]

Mr Jones, used to teach Geography at George Stephenson High School. Did some mountain rescue thing as well, in his 50s, utter wanker. When lasses came to his desk to hand in work he'd asked them to show him or to use the pencil sharpener fixed into his desk, he used to drop pens and say "pick that up for me".

 

Mr Ramsey, art teacher turned English teacher. Had a mirror fixed into his board so he could comb his hair and was generally the most egotistical teacher I've ever met. Looked like that butler guy from Scary Movie 2, similar hair. Claimed he had loads of lasses on the go and all that. Funny how I seen him once in Lloyds in the Gate one Saturday night on his tod lol

[Happy Face 29]

Yous can all sod off.

 

I'm 29. Which means I went to Central from... *counts on fingers* 1988 to 1992. Ouch.

 

 

You mean 86-90 shirley.

 

Or were you held back?

[catmag 337]

Yous can all sod off.

 

I'm 29. Which means I went to Central from... *counts on fingers* 1988 to 1992. Ouch.

 

 

You mean 86-90 shirley.

 

Or were you held back?

 

No, I started secondary school in 1986 and I'm 33. So if Martin started when he was 11 that would have been 1989?

[Ketsbaia 0]

Hancock - Total dickhead stunk of coffee and acted gay.

 

St Roberts? Is he still there?

 

oh yes.

 

You gan to Bobsy's? That's far too close to my house for my liking

 

Proctor - Fat, ginger bint who used to teach Chemistry. Had a nervous breakdown one lesson and sent half the class out for the most petty of reasons. A few weeks later someone put laxative in her coffee and we got out 20 minutes early, made even better by the fact it was the last lesson of the day.

 

Armstrong - Not a true twat, but he was young so he thought he was really hip and generally had a tendancy to act like a bit of a prick. All the flange used to swoon over him.

 

Going off on a tangent here, but one day in his class a lass passed out. We were watching a video at the time and it just so happened he was sitting on the desk right behind her. As she fell he put his hands out then pulled them away and she smacked her head off the cold, concrete floor. Why? "I didn't want to touch the wrong part". Aye, i'm sure the lass who had a golfball size lump on the back of her head was really bothered about that.

 

Reid - The ugliest woman I have ever laid eyes on. She was a frumpy, red faced, blonde ponytailed, big lugged cow who fancied the arse off Ramsey, our young spod of an IT teacher. She was head of IT but managed to know fuck all about computers.

 

Scothern - Fat necked, card carrying Mackem PE teacher who we later found out was a member of the Seaburn casuals. Loved himself.

 

Jackson - Old, female PE teacher who couldn't teach anything but Javelin and dance. She twocked my QOTSA CD too because I was listening to it in a lesson she was covering.

 

They were the only real wankers about. In fact most of the teachers at my school were canny.

Edited July 18, 2008 by Ketsbaia

[Meenzer 15531]

Yous can all sod off.

 

I'm 29. Which means I went to Central from... *counts on fingers* 1988 to 1992. Ouch.

 

 

You mean 86-90 shirley.

 

Or were you held back?

Middle school, ages 9-13.

[Guest Stevie]

We had this CDT teacher called Mr Duffy and what a total cunt he was. He stunk, but he was regimented like he was in the army and what a racist cunt, he could've quite easily got done. He hit loads of the kids. We had this chinky kid who's surname was Wong, and every lesson Duffy would gan to him in front of the whole class "TWO WONGS DON'T MAKE A WHITE" we used to laugh at the time but looking back it was outrageous, I'd love to bump in to some of these cunts now I'm 30.

Edited July 20, 2008 by Stevie

[GeordieMessiah 2]

We had this CDT teacher called Mr Duffy and what a total cunt he was. He stunk, but he was regimented like he was in the army and what a racist cunt, he could've quite easily got done. He hit loads of the kids. We had this chinky kid who's surname was Wong, and every lesson Duffy would gan to him in front of the whole class "TWO WHITES DON'T MAKE A WONG" we used to laugh at the time but looking back it was outrageous, I'd love to bump in to some of these cunts now I'm 30.

 

You sure you've got that the right way round?

 

Surely it would've been "Two Wongs don't make a White?"

 

www.ratemyteacher.com is a bit savage.

[Guest Stevie]

We had this CDT teacher called Mr Duffy and what a total cunt he was. He stunk, but he was regimented like he was in the army and what a racist cunt, he could've quite easily got done. He hit loads of the kids. We had this chinky kid who's surname was Wong, and every lesson Duffy would gan to him in front of the whole class "TWO WHITES DON'T MAKE A WONG" we used to laugh at the time but looking back it was outrageous, I'd love to bump in to some of these cunts now I'm 30.

 

You sure you've got that the right way round?

 

Surely it would've been "Two Wongs don't make a White?"

 

www.ratemyteacher.com is a bit savage.

To be fair aye. It's been 15 years.

[Anth 113]

Stevie you didn't by any chance go to St Cuthberts did you? I had a CDT teacher by the name of Duffy, and was a total cunt like, gave me a shove a few times! He used to tell vertically challenged kids to be careful not drown in puddles, and that he would stick them in a Jam Jar! Pure Evil!

 

Also had a physics teacher by the name of Talbot, who wasn't frightened to grab a hold you of like!

[Guest Stevie]

Stevie you didn't by any chance go to St Cuthberts did you? I had a CDT teacher by the name of Duffy, and was a total cunt like, gave me a shove a few times! He used to tell vertically challenged kids to be careful not drown in puddles, and that he would stick them in a Jam Jar! Pure Evil!

 

Also had a physics teacher by the name of Talbot, who wasn't frightened to grab a hold you of like!

Aye I did Anth aye. I'd love to meet Duffy now and bat the cunt all over, you can tell he had an army background and only ever shagged his wife in one position, he was one of them type of cunts. Ruane too that fuckin arrogant Yorkshire Leeds loving twat. Lord as well with his fuckin Jesus beard, the Manc twat, he was in Man Utd's firm in the late 70's.

 

Cappy was one of my favourites though, his quip that I was the best player in the year when I probably wasn't helped matters though. I see Cappy before the match sometimes and he always has a word.

 

What about that German teacher with the biggest tits on earth was she there when you were there?

Edited July 21, 2008 by Stevie

[Park Life 71]

I was educated in my formative years by Jesuits.

 

 

/Thread closed.

[Anth 113]

Was Lord really in a firm? Christ, didnt see that coming! Thought he was ok but if you fucked with him he could turn! Stapleton was another one who could reduce even the hardest kid to tears! Agree about ruanne like wasn't a massive fan!

Was it Mirs Mitchell the German teacher you were on about?

 

Always got on well with the likes of Mick Fleck, Stan Eardley, Pete Baron, and also Monaghan was canny but if you fucked with him, you knew about it! Used to work with Peter Ewart, canny bloke but could talk the hind legs of a donkey

[Guest Stevie]

Was Lord really in a firm? Christ, didnt see that coming! Thought he was ok but if you fucked with him he could turn! Stapleton was another one who could reduce even the hardest kid to tears! Agree about ruanne like wasn't a massive fan!

Was it Mirs Mitchell the German teacher you were on about?

 

Always got on well with the likes of Mick Fleck, Stan Eardley, Pete Baron, and also Monaghan was canny but if you fucked with him, you knew about it! Used to work with Peter Ewart, canny bloke but could talk the hind legs of a donkey

Aye Lord was in the "Red Army" I didn't like him at all. Stapes was a total cunt, I didn't find him in any way shape or form endearing, just a fat ginger bully, there's discipline and being a cunt. Ruane told nob, used to say "wun" instead of one, get a proper accent you Leeds mong. Aye Mrs Mitchell, her tits used to be world class, werruld class.

 

Fleck I thought was a nob. Stan the man and me had a love hate relationship, I was his centre forward for the A team, but he had some unordothox coaching methods. We played Benfield and I got this pen, he gans "aiiiim for the goalkeepers knees, you will make various miscalculations and the ball will go in the corner." So I strides up, and the fuckin keeper only saved it with his knees. Still I had time for Stan. From Stoke the cunt. Monaghan I fuckin couldn't stand, he was my form teacher, used to moan about the steelworks shutting in Consett which is why he became a teacher, all I can say is I wish they hadn't have shut....and aye Ewitt sound bloke, refereed me loads of times since I've left school, last time he reffed me the cheeky cunt goes it's a shame what's happened to you compared to what you were, saying I was fat and slow now, decent bloke though, but you;'re right, any subject and he could talk a glass eye to sleep.

[Matt 0]

Monaghan and Barron are both dead and gone now.

 

Ruane was a twat but we had him in sixth form and to be fair he gave out the banter as good as he got.

 

Both Tony Knoxes were superb- remember playing centre-half with the PE one during a lesson as we had odd numbers (even at 60 he was pretty useful!) and the language one will always be an absolute legend.

 

As for mentalists, screaming harridan duo Mrs Thomson and Mrs Whelan were hard to beat. Talbot was just fucking terrifying. I'm pretty sure both him and Ron Snowdon has been dead for 25 years but kept coming back to teach.

 

As for Stan- stance, raise, step and play!

[Guest Stevie]

Monaghan and Barron are both dead and gone now.

 

Ruane was a twat but we had him in sixth form and to be fair he gave out the banter as good as he got.

 

Both Tony Knoxes were superb- remember playing centre-half with the PE one during a lesson as we had odd numbers (even at 60 he was pretty useful!) and the language one will always be an absolute legend.

 

As for mentalists, screaming harridan duo Mrs Thomson and Mrs Whelan were hard to beat. Talbot was just fucking terrifying. I'm pretty sure both him and Ron Snowdon has been dead for 25 years but kept coming back to teach.

 

As for Stan- stance, raise, step and play!

STEP BACK STANCE (wipes face with lots of hockle on - he used to spit when he spoke).

 

If Monaghan is dead I'm sorry about that, I think he was an alcoholic at one point, but I don't want to speak ill of the dead, but he typified someone from County Durham. Barron was brilliant for me, probably a key reason why I was good at geography, we used to go on hols to La Rochelle, and I asked him to take us to see Bordeaux, I knew all about them because Clive Allen had played for them, and he said we couldn't go it was too far, but his son lived there, and he brought me in a Bordeaux top, was one of the nicest things anyones ever done for me. RIP if he's pegged it.

 

I vaguely remember Whelan, there weren't that many female teachers, Mrs Mitchell stood out for absolutely incredible pornstar breasts, no other word could describe them, and she used to deliberately wear the tightest tank tops possible purely to wind the kids up I think. Talbot rings a bell, but I can't picture him.

 

Another total mug was that mackem wank Henderson the french teacher with his bum chin, there's so many of these people I would like to meet for a pint, and explain to them why they are such wanks. Not from an aggressive stance but because genuinely they were arseholes, teachers I liked I excelled in their subjects, take Hutchy he was a fuckin wank, and I was shit at French. I liked Bowen, and I was good at Italian, that says it all.

 

Anyway lads listen I'm 30 now, so I don't know what year you were in in relation to me, you might be able to remember a music teacher called Davie Peffer, he actually used to play for Hearts believe it or not, he had to be a puff, but what a fuckin brilliant bloke, he was fuckin fantastic, anyway go on you tube, type in Peffer Dancing and there he is have a look.