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Just got it for birthday, I've seen all the series but this is my favorite of all especially christian rock hard thought i'd start a thread on favorite quotes

 

A song in Christian rock hard, sung by cartman:-

 

'i want to get down on my knees and start pleasing jesus

i want to feel his salvation all over my face'

 

how do they get away with this stuff?!

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Towelie: Just let me get high. I know I'll remember if I get high.

Stan: God damn it fine. Here it is.

Towelie: [Towelie smokes the pot]

[Towelie starts typing on the access code]

Towelie: Wait a minute!

[Towelie pretends to figure the access code, but is typing in the SoundBits of the song "Funkytown" on the keypad door]

Towelie: That's it.

Kyle: That's it.

Towelie: Yeah, that's the melody to "Funkytown".

Towelie: [types in the correct SoundBits of Funkytown on the keypad door and sings] "Won't you take me down to 'Funkytown'".

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Eric Cartman: I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!

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