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A very drunk man comes out of the bar and sees another very drunk man.He looks up in the sky and says, "Is that the sun or the moon?"

 

 

 

 

The other drunk man answers,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"I don't know.

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I'm a stranger here myself." :D

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A very drunk man comes out of the bar and sees another very drunk man.He looks up in the sky and says, "Is that the sun or the moon?"

 

 

 

 

The other drunk man answers,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"I don't know.

.

.

.

.

.

..

.

.

..

.

..

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

I'm a stranger here myself." :o

 

:D canny.

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Two Mackems open a shop in Grainger Street. Whilst waiting for their stock to arrive one says to the other

"I bet some nosey Geordie bastard asks us what we're selling."

Sure enough a Geordie walks into the shop and asks what they are selling.

One of the Mackems replies

"Arse'oles"

The Geordie looks round and replies

"Not deeing too bad, arnly two left"

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Two Mackems open a shop in Grainger Street. Whilst waiting for their stock to arrive one says to the other

"I bet some nosey Geordie bastard asks us what we're selling."

Sure enough a Geordie walks into the shop and asks what they are selling.

One of the Mackems replies

"Arse'oles"

The Geordie looks round and replies

"Not deeing too bad, arnly two left"

:D

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