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Does nobody think a-fuckin-head and order 15 fuckin jacket potatoes and a million panini on the phone BEFORE they set off, so the staff are NOT fuckin overstretched and I'm in the back of the fuckin queue wanting a simple fuckin sandwich while YOU are grinnin like a fuckin idiot while you order FRIED FUCKIN BREAKFASTS!!

 

I've wasted the majority of my lunch break you arseholes!!!

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Does nobody think a-fuckin-head and order 15 fuckin jacket potatoes and a million panini on the phone BEFORE they set off, so the staff are NOT fuckin overstretched and I'm in the back of the fuckin queue wanting a simple fuckin sandwich while YOU are grinnin like a fuckin idiot while you order FRIED FUCKIN BREAKFASTS!!

 

I've wasted the majority of my lunch break you arseholes!!!

 

Make your own tbh. :rolleyes:

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Does nobody think a-fuckin-head and order 15 fuckin jacket potatoes and a million panini on the phone BEFORE they set off, so the staff are NOT fuckin overstretched and I'm in the back of the fuckin queue wanting a simple fuckin sandwich while YOU are grinnin like a fuckin idiot while you order FRIED FUCKIN BREAKFASTS!!

 

I've wasted the majority of my lunch break you arseholes!!!

 

Make your own tbh. :wub:

 

Fuck you, I'm lazy. :rolleyes:

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Maybe I didn't want to call ahead. Sorry you had the wait though.

 

Aha! so you're the twat who kept ordering something else everytime the lass was done making it!

 

Coulda smacked ye reet hard, like!

 

:rolleyes:

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I had quite a long wait for my jacket potato before like. The queue was out the door and I was too lazy to walk somewhere else.

 

Thankfully some idiot has left me in charge so I'm going to take it upon myself to have an extra 10 minutes for lunch.

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I'm at home with the folks, so my Mams making mine... and a mug of tea... and probably some kind of cake selection if I fancy it...

 

it's good to be king

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I had quite a long wait for my jacket potato before like. The queue was out the door and I was too lazy to walk somewhere else.

 

Thankfully some idiot has left me in charge so I'm going to take it upon myself to have an extra 10 minutes for lunch.

 

Jacket potato!?

 

Just kidding

 

One jacket potato is fine. It was the buggers that were doing the lunch run for the entire office which brought this all on.

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Tesco had carrots reduced to nowt, so I'm making soup for lunch (and beyond). The bags the carrots came in boast the handy advice "Use in soups or enjoy as a tasty snack!" When did we become so retarded that we need to be told what is and isn't a "tasty snack", for fuck's sake?

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Tesco had carrots reduced to nowt, so I'm making soup for lunch (and beyond). The bags the carrots came in boast the handy advice "Use in soups or enjoy as a tasty snack!" When did we become so retarded that we need to be told what is and isn't a "tasty snack", for fuck's sake?

Eat or discard once they've gone off.

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Tesco had carrots reduced to nowt, so I'm making soup for lunch (and beyond). The bags the carrots came in boast the handy advice "Use in soups or enjoy as a tasty snack!" When did we become so retarded that we need to be told what is and isn't a "tasty snack", for fuck's sake?

 

 

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Or how to serve up Sausage and beans.

 

I'd put it on a plate myself, but I'm sure there are people who serve up a spoon of beans and sausage.

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Tesco had carrots reduced to nowt, so I'm making soup for lunch (and beyond). The bags the carrots came in boast the handy advice "Use in soups or enjoy as a tasty snack!" When did we become so retarded that we need to be told what is and isn't a "tasty snack", for fuck's sake?

 

a: 1995

 

b: Rivita

 

c: Tuesday

 

d: Turkic-speaking people

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Tesco had carrots reduced to nowt, so I'm making soup for lunch (and beyond). The bags the carrots came in boast the handy advice "Use in soups or enjoy as a tasty snack!" When did we become so retarded that we need to be told what is and isn't a "tasty snack", for fuck's sake?

 

 

beansandsausage.jpg

 

Or how to serve up Sausage and beans.

 

I'd put it on a plate myself, but I'm sure there are people who serve up a spoon of beans and sausage.

I much prefer just the standard cup of beans meself.

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Tesco had carrots reduced to nowt, so I'm making soup for lunch (and beyond). The bags the carrots came in boast the handy advice "Use in soups or enjoy as a tasty snack!" When did we become so retarded that we need to be told what is and isn't a "tasty snack", for fuck's sake?

 

 

beansandsausage.jpg

 

Or how to serve up Sausage and beans.

 

I'd put it on a plate myself, but I'm sure there are people who serve up a spoon of beans and sausage.

I much prefer just the standard cup of beans meself.

 

 

:rolleyes:

 

I'd love to see a sausage 99 serving suggestion.

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it does save you a packet, but I know that I can never be arsed to make one in the morning, and sandwiches just don't taste the same if you've made them the night before and fridged them.

 

Lucky enough that I've been pretty much able to work from home lately which has meant lunches have become less about a quick necessary snack and an meal based on what I want to eat at the time.

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it does save you a packet, but I know that I can never be arsed to make one in the morning, and sandwiches just don't taste the same if you've made them the night before and fridged them.

 

Lucky enough that I've been pretty much able to work from home lately which has meant lunches have become less about a quick necessary snack and an meal based on what I want to eat at the time.

 

Its not as nice, especially as our sandwich shop is lush but we're talking about £2.70 a day plus any other snacks like crisps/chocolate. End up spending about £15-16 a week - £60 a month!! Obviously it still costs money to buy the stuff but not even near to that amount.

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