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United's new winger won’t be another Luque

 

Jul 3 2008 by Luke Edwards, The Journal

 

United have not had much luck when it comes to signing players from La Liga, with £9m flop Albert Luque the last player to swap the Spanish sun for Tyneside three years ago, while injury-prone centre-back Marcelino was the last player the Magpies signed from Real Mallorca back in 1999.”

 

It's an encouraging article but fucking hell what is wrong with football journalists, don't they know the subject they are writing about?

Don't their editors check the facts?

Enrique you clueless twats is the last player to swap the Spanish sun for Tyneside. Enrique!

And guess what, he looks like being a success but then maybe that doesn't quite fit with the nature of your article.

If they'd remembered him they'd have marked him down as a flop anyway.

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United's new winger won’t be another Luque

 

Jul 3 2008 by Luke Edwards, The Journal

 

United have not had much luck when it comes to signing players from La Liga, with £9m flop Albert Luque the last player to swap the Spanish sun for Tyneside three years ago, while injury-prone centre-back Marcelino was the last player the Magpies signed from Real Mallorca back in 1999.”

 

It's an encouraging article but fucking hell what is wrong with football journalists, don't they know the subject they are writing about?

Don't their editors check the facts?

Enrique you clueless twats is the last player to swap the Spanish sun for Tyneside. Enrique!

And guess what, he looks like being a success but then maybe that doesn't quite fit with the nature of your article.

If they'd remembered him they'd have marked him down as a flop manc-fop(lite) anyway.

fyp

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United's new winger won’t be another Luque

 

Jul 3 2008 by Luke Edwards, The Journal

 

United have not had much luck when it comes to signing players from La Liga, with £9m flop Albert Luque the last player to swap the Spanish sun for Tyneside three years ago, while injury-prone centre-back Marcelino was the last player the Magpies signed from Real Mallorca back in 1999.”

 

It's an encouraging article but fucking hell what is wrong with football journalists, don't they know the subject they are writing about?

Don't their editors check the facts?

Enrique you clueless twats is the last player to swap the Spanish sun for Tyneside. Enrique!

And guess what, he looks like being a success but then maybe that doesn't quite fit with the nature of your article.

If they'd remembered him they'd have marked him down as a flop manc-fop(lite) anyway.

fyp

You know Flop would have been a good acronym for manc-fop(lite), but it would have just :blush: 'd too many people. B)

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United's new winger won’t be another Luque

 

Jul 3 2008 by Luke Edwards, The Journal

 

United have not had much luck when it comes to signing players from La Liga, with £9m flop Albert Luque the last player to swap the Spanish sun for Tyneside three years ago, while injury-prone centre-back Marcelino was the last player the Magpies signed from Real Mallorca back in 1999.”

 

It's an encouraging article but fucking hell what is wrong with football journalists, don't they know the subject they are writing about?

Don't their editors check the facts?

Enrique you clueless twats is the last player to swap the Spanish sun for Tyneside. Enrique!

And guess what, he looks like being a success but then maybe that doesn't quite fit with the nature of your article.

If they'd remembered him they'd have marked him down as a flop manc-fop(lite) anyway.

fyp

You know Flop would have been a good acronym for manc-fop(lite), but it would have just :blush: 'd too many people. B)

Not least those who know what an acronym is.

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United's new winger won’t be another Luque

 

Jul 3 2008 by Luke Edwards, The Journal

 

United have not had much luck when it comes to signing players from La Liga, with £9m flop Albert Luque the last player to swap the Spanish sun for Tyneside three years ago, while injury-prone centre-back Marcelino was the last player the Magpies signed from Real Mallorca back in 1999.”

 

It's an encouraging article but fucking hell what is wrong with football journalists, don't they know the subject they are writing about?

Don't their editors check the facts?

Enrique you clueless twats is the last player to swap the Spanish sun for Tyneside. Enrique!

And guess what, he looks like being a success but then maybe that doesn't quite fit with the nature of your article.

If they'd remembered him they'd have marked him down as a flop manc-fop(lite) anyway.

fyp

You know Flop would have been a good acronym for manc-fop(lite), but it would have just :blush: 'd too many people. :blush:

Not least those who know what an acronym is.

 

B)

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United's new winger won’t be another Luque

 

Jul 3 2008 by Luke Edwards, The Journal

 

United have not had much luck when it comes to signing players from La Liga, with £9m flop Albert Luque the last player to swap the Spanish sun for Tyneside three years ago, while injury-prone centre-back Marcelino was the last player the Magpies signed from Real Mallorca back in 1999.”

 

It's an encouraging article but fucking hell what is wrong with football journalists, don't they know the subject they are writing about?

Don't their editors check the facts?

Enrique you clueless twats is the last player to swap the Spanish sun for Tyneside. Enrique!

And guess what, he looks like being a success but then maybe that doesn't quite fit with the nature of your article.

If they'd remembered him they'd have marked him down as a flop manc-fop(lite) anyway.

fyp

You know Flop would have been a good acronym for manc-fop(lite), but it would have just :blush: 'd too many people. B)

Not least those who know what an acronym is.

See you were :) 'd anyway. :blush:

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United's new winger won’t be another Luque

 

Jul 3 2008 by Luke Edwards, The Journal

 

United have not had much luck when it comes to signing players from La Liga, with £9m flop Albert Luque the last player to swap the Spanish sun for Tyneside three years ago, while injury-prone centre-back Marcelino was the last player the Magpies signed from Real Mallorca back in 1999.”

 

It's an encouraging article but fucking hell what is wrong with football journalists, don't they know the subject they are writing about?

Don't their editors check the facts?

Enrique you clueless twats is the last player to swap the Spanish sun for Tyneside. Enrique!

And guess what, he looks like being a success but then maybe that doesn't quite fit with the nature of your article.

If they'd remembered him they'd have marked him down as a flop manc-fop(lite) anyway.

fyp

You know Flop would have been a good acronym for manc-fop(lite), but it would have just :) 'd too many people. B)

Not least those who know what an acronym is.

See you were <_< 'd anyway. :blush:

Yes, you were. :blush:

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United's new winger won’t be another Luque

 

Jul 3 2008 by Luke Edwards, The Journal

 

United have not had much luck when it comes to signing players from La Liga, with £9m flop Albert Luque the last player to swap the Spanish sun for Tyneside three years ago, while injury-prone centre-back Marcelino was the last player the Magpies signed from Real Mallorca back in 1999.”

 

It's an encouraging article but fucking hell what is wrong with football journalists, don't they know the subject they are writing about?

Don't their editors check the facts?

Enrique you clueless twats is the last player to swap the Spanish sun for Tyneside. Enrique!

And guess what, he looks like being a success but then maybe that doesn't quite fit with the nature of your article.

If they'd remembered him they'd have marked him down as a flop manc-fop(lite) anyway.

fyp

You know Flop would have been a good acronym for manc-fop(lite), but it would have just <_< 'd too many people. B)

Not least those who know what an acronym is.

See you were :woosh: 'd anyway. :blush:

Yes, you were. :blush:

Ooooooooh no I wasn't. :)

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United's new winger won’t be another Luque

 

Jul 3 2008 by Luke Edwards, The Journal

 

United have not had much luck when it comes to signing players from La Liga, with £9m flop Albert Luque the last player to swap the Spanish sun for Tyneside three years ago, while injury-prone centre-back Marcelino was the last player the Magpies signed from Real Mallorca back in 1999.”

 

It's an encouraging article but fucking hell what is wrong with football journalists, don't they know the subject they are writing about?

Don't their editors check the facts?

Enrique you clueless twats is the last player to swap the Spanish sun for Tyneside. Enrique!

And guess what, he looks like being a success but then maybe that doesn't quite fit with the nature of your article.

If they'd remembered him they'd have marked him down as a flop manc-fop(lite) anyway.

fyp

You know Flop would have been a good acronym for manc-fop(lite), but it would have just <_< 'd too many people. B)

Not least those who know what an acronym is.

See you were :woosh: 'd anyway. :blush:

Yes, you were. :blush:

Ooooooooh no I wasn't. :)

Homophobe.

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It's an encouraging article but fucking hell what is wrong with football journalists, don't they know the subject they are writing about?

Don't their editors check the facts?

Enrique you clueless twats is the last player to swap the Spanish sun for Tyneside. Enrique!

And guess what, he looks like being a success but then maybe that doesn't quite fit with the nature of your article.

If they'd remembered him they'd have marked him down as a flop manc-fop(lite) anyway.

fyp

You know Flop would have been a good acronym for manc-fop(lite), but it would have just :woosh: 'd too many people. :blush:

Not least those who know what an acronym is.

See you were :woosh: 'd anyway. :blush:

Yes, you were. :)

Ooooooooh no I wasn't. <_<

Homophobe.

Veriophobe. B):woosh:

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United's new winger won’t be another Luque

 

Jul 3 2008 by Luke Edwards, The Journal

 

United have not had much luck when it comes to signing players from La Liga, with £9m flop Albert Luque the last player to swap the Spanish sun for Tyneside three years ago, while injury-prone centre-back Marcelino was the last player the Magpies signed from Real Mallorca back in 1999.”

 

It's an encouraging article but fucking hell what is wrong with football journalists, don't they know the subject they are writing about?

Don't their editors check the facts?

Enrique you clueless twats is the last player to swap the Spanish sun for Tyneside. Enrique!

And guess what, he looks like being a success but then maybe that doesn't quite fit with the nature of your article.

If they'd remembered him they'd have marked him down as a flop manc-fop(lite) anyway.

fyp

You know Flop would have been a good acronym for manc-fop(lite), but it would have just :blush: 'd too many people. B)

Not least those who know what an acronym is.

That was funny Fop, for future reference.

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United's new winger won’t be another Luque

 

Jul 3 2008 by Luke Edwards, The Journal

 

United have not had much luck when it comes to signing players from La Liga, with £9m flop Albert Luque the last player to swap the Spanish sun for Tyneside three years ago, while injury-prone centre-back Marcelino was the last player the Magpies signed from Real Mallorca back in 1999.”

 

It's an encouraging article but fucking hell what is wrong with football journalists, don't they know the subject they are writing about?

Don't their editors check the facts?

Enrique you clueless twats is the last player to swap the Spanish sun for Tyneside. Enrique!

And guess what, he looks like being a success but then maybe that doesn't quite fit with the nature of your article.

If they'd remembered him they'd have marked him down as a flop manc-fop(lite) anyway.

fyp

You know Flop would have been a good acronym for manc-fop(lite), but it would have just :woosh: 'd too many people. :blush:

Not least those who know what an acronym is.

That was funny Fop, for future reference.

 

Like I said even when it's partly explained it still :woosh: 's the lot of you, so there was no chance otherwise. You've got to know the level of your market.

 

 

But I've kept in mind that "porn tax + new meaning for wank bank = :)B)<_< " don't worry. :blush:

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Explain how it's a whoosh then (or an acronym). I won't hold me breath like. "It's over your heads etc." :blush:

manc-fop(lite) isn't, but flop ([alex] or FLOP. [/alex] :) ) could well be for him to the same end.

 

But like I said though this was inevitable as it was bound to <_< the usual suspects, descend in pedantism and then something like this would develop. B)

 

 

Is there anything else you need explained? Like I said know your market and KISS. :blush:

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People are saying he's not really a winger now and more of an allrounder. Played a lot of games as wing back and Dm and whatnot... B)

By people do you mean that one lad on N-O who is obviously a WUM. :blush:

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People are saying he's not really a winger now and more of an allrounder. Played a lot of games as wing back and Dm and whatnot... B)

By people do you mean that one lad on N-O who is obviously a WUM. :blush:

 

Yes. :blush:

 

 

He's got me worried though I'll give him that. :)

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Explain how it's a whoosh then (or an acronym). I won't hold me breath like. "It's over your heads etc." :)

manc-fop(lite) isn't, but flop ([alex] or FLOP. [/alex] <_< ) could well be for him to the same end.

 

But like I said though this was inevitable as it was bound to :woosh: the usual suspects, descend in pedantism and then something like this would develop. B)

 

 

Is there anything else you need explained? Like I said know your market and KISS. :blush:

 

:blush:

flop, if in fact you are trying to keep it simple stupid, you've just disappeared up your own arse from porn tax complexity.

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Tim "Awesome" Vickery on Spidey :

 

Can you offer any insight into the strengths of Jonas Gutierrez? I think a few Newcastle fans are wondering what they've got? Keegan is enthusiastic but then he could be enthusiastic about anything! Many reports say he is a right-sided midfielder but he seems to play more on the left and cut in. What's he like?

Chris Falconer

 

He was showcased in the recent 0-0 draw between Brazil and Argentina, who brought him in specifically for this game.

 

In recent matches between the two Brazil have got at Argentina left back Gabriel Heinze - so Gutierrez came in to play in front of him, work up and down the flank and take care of Brazil right back Maicon.

 

His presence was one of the reasons the game was something of a stalemate.

 

He's not a tricky winger, the type who can beat three men in five metres, because his stride is too long for that. He's tall, powerful, has terrific engine and is naturally right-footed, but more often he plays on the left.

 

Only just 25, with three good seasons at Mallorca behind him, he's the type of player whose physical dynamism is more suited to the game in Europe rather than in Argentina, where he played for Velez Sarsfield. Unlikely to be a star, likely to put in solid service.

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