Smeeagain

[bobbyshinton 59]

A man walks into a bar and orders a 12-year-old scotch.

 

 

The bartender, believing that the customer will not be able to tell the difference, pours him a shot of the cheap 3-year-old house scotch that has been poured into an empty bottle of the good stuff.

 

 

The man takes a sip and spits the scotch out on the bar and screams at the bartender.

 

 

"This is the cheapest 3-year-old scotch you can buy, it tastes like piss. I'm not paying for it. Now, give me a good 12-year-old scotch."

 

 

The bartender, now feeling a bit of a challenge, pours him a scotch of much better quality, 6-year-old scotch.

 

The man takes a sip and spits it out on the bar.

 

 

"This is only 6-year-old scotch, it tastes like piss.

 

 

I won't pay for this, and I insist on, a good, 12-year-old scotch."

 

 

The bartender finally relents and serves the man his best quality, 12-year-old scotch.

 

 

An old drunk from the end of the bar, who has witnessed the entire episode, walks down to the finicky scotch drinker and sets a glass down in front of him and asks, "What do you think of this?"

 

 

The scotch expert takes a sip, and in disgust, violently spits out the liquid yelling "Why, this tastes like piss,"

 

 

 

The old drunk replies,

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"That's right, now tell me how old I am."

[sammynb 3655]

You'd be about 50 wouldn't you berb!

[Besty 4]

[bobbyshinton 59]

You'd be about 50 wouldn't you berb!

 

 

 

[The Fish 11098]

Even if he were Adam, he'd still be younger than that joke.