Jay Jay Sea 0 Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 Just been to the moor with the wife n bairn. How times have changed at the toon moor. It's like the 'normal' every day helpful people are the ones 'running' the old hook-a-duck stalls and dodgems and the fucking ugly one-eyed, 13 fingered neanderthals accompanied by their slag 3-breasted inbred birds have been released from their cages for the evening and are strolling around menacingly. It's horrific. Frightening. Mind I couldn't stop laughing at the lad about 19 years old with one BLACK shoe (slip-on) and one blue shoe, white socks, ill-fitting tracksuit bottoms and an old toon top, kicking the fuck out of this beach ball amongst a crowd of masses of people. But the defining moment was the bottle of white wine in his hand. Lambrusco no doubt. He's kicking this ball and his shoes flies off into a crowd and it disappeared. He was going beserk with mass hole in his sock. I couldn't stop laughing. The scum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 Just been to the moor with the wife n bairn. How times have changed at the toon moor. It's like the 'normal' every day helpful people are the ones 'running' the old hook-a-duck stalls and dodgems and the fucking ugly one-eyed, 13 fingered neanderthals accompanied by their slag 3-breasted inbred birds have been released from their cages for the evening and are strolling around menacingly. It's horrific. Frightening.Mind I couldn't stop laughing at the lad about 19 years old with one BLACK shoe (slip-on) and one blue shoe, white socks, ill-fitting tracksuit bottoms and an old toon top, kicking the fuck out of this beach ball amongst a crowd of masses of people. But the defining moment was the bottle of white wine in his hand. Lambrusco no doubt. He's kicking this ball and his shoes flies off into a crowd and it disappeared. He was going beserk with mass hole in his sock. I couldn't stop laughing. The scum. Oh, the deafening silence of it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 Gonna go with me in September Jay Jay and pick some mushies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Jay Sea 0 Posted June 24, 2008 Author Share Posted June 24, 2008 Gonna go with me in September Jay Jay and pick some mushies? Yeah fella but only on the condition that you stop wearing slip-ons and wearing fucking ill-fitting tracksuit bottoms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 Gonna go with me in September Jay Jay and pick some mushies? Yeah fella but only on the condition that you stop wearing slip-ons and wearing fucking ill-fitting tracksuit bottoms. I'll stop wearing the strap ons when you tell me to stop giving you it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 Catclaw v Beartooth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Just been to the moor with the wife n bairn. How times have changed at the toon moor. It's like the 'normal' every day helpful people are the ones 'running' the old hook-a-duck stalls and dodgems and the fucking ugly one-eyed, 13 fingered neanderthals accompanied by their slag 3-breasted inbred birds have been released from their cages for the evening and are strolling around menacingly. It's horrific. Frightening.Mind I couldn't stop laughing at the lad about 19 years old with one BLACK shoe (slip-on) and one blue shoe, white socks, ill-fitting tracksuit bottoms and an old toon top, kicking the fuck out of this beach ball amongst a crowd of masses of people. But the defining moment was the bottle of white wine in his hand. Lambrusco no doubt. He's kicking this ball and his shoes flies off into a crowd and it disappeared. He was going beserk with mass hole in his sock. I couldn't stop laughing. The scum. Pipe down you nobhead. One thing I will say though gypsies are cunts, one of me mates is in the OB, nen o them NEN O THEM pay tax, fukcin cunts fuck off to Ireland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Alex - did you just re-read the definition and delete? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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