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Plates here are different to the UK and Europe so it's not unusal for people to have private plates.

The usual cock wipes get things like Th0mpa (all plates are six characters max) but the only way to avoid having yellow plates is to have private plates made using the three letters three numbers of standard plates.

As the lass's car is a little red rocket she's got *** 095 - anyone care to guess why?

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As the lass's car is a little red rocket she's got ****** - anyone care to guess why?

Look at My Cock?

I thought '**** **....'

Great minds, eh?

:lol:

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As the lass's car is a little red rocket she's got *** *** - anyone care to guess why?

Look at My Cock?

I thought 'Lick my....'

Great minds, eh?

 

That's only when I'm in the car or stevie's visiting!

Think one of alex's heroes.

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Well not if it says something daft obviously, like i don't know T0M 1OL

 

They look quite classy if it's just a letters and a numbers, nice and subtle!

 

Alas....

 

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It's as subtle as a brick man! What in the hell does that do to improve the car? Yet you can bet they've spent at least a 5-figure sum on it :lol:

 

I see that and just think "dickhead with more money than sense..."

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A car is one of lifes major investments, what's the problem in people wanting to personalise them? TBF, it's a one time investment, you can keep your number plate for life, then it's just the small change-over fee when you change your car.

 

If I drive for 51 years of my life, If I change my car every 3 years, thats 17 cars. £250 initial cost + (£80 x 17).

 

The number plate will cost me about 2 and a half quid a month :lol:

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A car is one of lifes major investments, what's the problem in people wanting to personalise them? TBF, it's a one time investment, you can keep your number plate for life, then it's just the small change-over fee when you change your car.

 

If I drive for 51 years of my life, If I change my car every 3 years, thats 17 cars. £250 initial cost + (£80 x 17).

 

The number plate will cost me about 2 and a half quid a month :lol:

 

£2.50 a month to look like a wanker, now that is value for money.

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A car is one of lifes major investments, what's the problem in people wanting to personalise them? TBF, it's a one time investment, you can keep your number plate for life, then it's just the small change-over fee when you change your car.

 

If I drive for 51 years of my life, If I change my car every 3 years, thats 17 cars. £250 initial cost + (£80 x 17).

 

The number plate will cost me about 2 and a half quid a month :lol:

 

£2.50 a month to look like a wanker, now that is value for money.

You could get CUNT tattooed on your forehead. Cheaper in the long run too.

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A car is one of lifes major investments, what's the problem in people wanting to personalise them? TBF, it's a one time investment, you can keep your number plate for life, then it's just the small change-over fee when you change your car.

 

If I drive for 51 years of my life, If I change my car every 3 years, thats 17 cars. £250 initial cost + (£80 x 17).

 

The number plate will cost me about 2 and a half quid a month :lol:

 

£2.50 a month to look like a wanker, now that is value for money.

 

I'm sure ;) The bitterness from the layabouts in this thread is overwhelming! If you want one... GET A FUCKING JOB!

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A car is one of lifes major investments, what's the problem in people wanting to personalise them? TBF, it's a one time investment, you can keep your number plate for life, then it's just the small change-over fee when you change your car.

 

If I drive for 51 years of my life, If I change my car every 3 years, thats 17 cars. £250 initial cost + (£80 x 17).

 

The number plate will cost me about 2 and a half quid a month :lol:

 

£2.50 a month to look like a wanker, now that is value for money.

You could get CUNT tattooed on your forehead. Cheaper in the long run too.

 

I generally think the bucket-heads in life are bigger cunts than people with personalised number plates. Just a thought like.

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Thompers man, getting a personalised plate on your car is the same as getting one of those "Darren and Sharon" sunstrips... just they're cheaper

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Thompers man, getting a personalised plate on your car is the same as getting one of those "Darren and Sharon" sunstrips... just they're cheaper

 

So mainstream music OMGGGGGG SUCKS and private number plates are frowned upon? You lot are fucking unreal :D You're a bunch of sad little computer geeks that try to patronise, online, those clearly more socially acceptable than you :rip:

 

I suppose all footballers are cunts? I suppose anybody who gets their name on a football shirt is a cunt?

 

Jesus... :lol:

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A car is one of lifes major investments, what's the problem in people wanting to personalise them? TBF, it's a one time investment, you can keep your number plate for life, then it's just the small change-over fee when you change your car.

 

If I drive for 51 years of my life, If I change my car every 3 years, thats 17 cars. £250 initial cost + (£80 x 17).

 

The number plate will cost me about 2 and a half quid a month :D

 

£2.50 a month to look like a wanker, now that is value for money.

You could get CUNT tattooed on your forehead. Cheaper in the long run too.

 

I generally think the bucket-heads in life are bigger cunts than people with personalised number plates. Just a thought like.

I quite like Kenny Dope like. It was just a joke btw.

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Thompers man, getting a personalised plate on your car is the same as getting one of those "Darren and Sharon" sunstrips... just they're cheaper

 

So mainstream music OMGGGGGG SUCKS and private number plates are frowned upon? You lot are fucking unreal :D You're a bunch of sad little computer geeks that try to patronise, online, those clearly more socially acceptable than you :rip:

 

I suppose all footballers are cunts? I suppose anybody who gets their name on a football shirt is a cunt?

 

Jesus... :lol:

I don't get it. What do mainstream music and personalised number plates have in common (other than the fact you like both of them)? They're at completely opposing ends of the "socially acceptable" spectrum, so it's not like anyone who has a problem with them is just being a knee-jerk "I HATE EVERYTHING" teenager about it. It's just an opinion at the end of the day. Of course, you could argue that someone with a little more courage in their own convictions would be less likely to get all defensive about their choices in life, but there you go... :)

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Thompers man, getting a personalised plate on your car is the same as getting one of those "Darren and Sharon" sunstrips... just they're cheaper

 

So mainstream music OMGGGGGG SUCKS and private number plates are frowned upon? You lot are fucking unreal :D You're a bunch of sad little computer geeks that try to patronise, online, those clearly more socially acceptable than you :rip:

 

I suppose all footballers are cunts? I suppose anybody who gets their name on a football shirt is a cunt?

 

Jesus... :lol:

Wind your neck in you menstruating Mary. If you honestly, truly believe that you are more socially acceptable than the rest of us you need an attitude adjustment. If I saw someone with a private number plate, my instant gut reaction is "that guy is so desperate for attention, what a cock." If however he'd spent a bit more money on his car I wouldn't give a shit.

 

It's the "look at me, look at me, I need you to know that I've spent a five figure sum on a piece of metal that does nothing except make people think I'm a cock." that people object to. If you genuinely wanted to modify your car, go for a better sound system, or a mechanical improvement, but a plate that does nothing...

 

it's the same as these tossers who put a spoiler on the back of a Punto.

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Thompers man, getting a personalised plate on your car is the same as getting one of those "Darren and Sharon" sunstrips... just they're cheaper

 

So mainstream music OMGGGGGG SUCKS and private number plates are frowned upon? You lot are fucking unreal :D You're a bunch of sad little computer geeks that try to patronise, online, those clearly more socially acceptable than you :rip:

 

I suppose all footballers are cunts? I suppose anybody who gets their name on a football shirt is a cunt?

 

Jesus... :lol:

Wind your neck in you menstruating Mary. If you honestly, truly believe that you are more socially acceptable than the rest of us you need an attitude adjustment. If I saw someone with a private number plate, my instant gut reaction is "that guy is so desperate for attention, what a cock." If however he'd spent a bit more money on his car I wouldn't give a shit.

 

It's the "look at me, look at me, I need you to know that I've spent a five figure sum on a piece of metal that does nothing except make people think I'm a cock." that people object to. If you genuinely wanted to modify your car, go for a better sound system, or a mechanical improvement, but a plate that does nothing...

 

it's the same as these tossers who put a spoiler on the back of a Punto.

 

Not allowed metal number plates any more. :)

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Thompers man, getting a personalised plate on your car is the same as getting one of those "Darren and Sharon" sunstrips... just they're cheaper

 

So mainstream music OMGGGGGG SUCKS and private number plates are frowned upon? You lot are fucking unreal :D You're a bunch of sad little computer geeks that try to patronise, online, those clearly more socially acceptable than you :rip:

 

I suppose all footballers are cunts? I suppose anybody who gets their name on a football shirt is a cunt?

 

Jesus... :lol:

Wind your neck in you menstruating Mary. If you honestly, truly believe that you are more socially acceptable than the rest of us you need an attitude adjustment. If I saw someone with a private number plate, my instant gut reaction is "that guy is so desperate for attention, what a cock." If however he'd spent a bit more money on his car I wouldn't give a shit.

 

It's the "look at me, look at me, I need you to know that I've spent a five figure sum on a piece of metal that does nothing except make people think I'm a cock." that people object to. If you genuinely wanted to modify your car, go for a better sound system, or a mechanical improvement, but a plate that does nothing...

 

it's the same as these tossers who put a spoiler on the back of a Punto.

 

:) Do you think they should stop painting cars (so pointless) and instead install a sub-woofer?

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I got one off my folks a few years back for my birthday, I snapped it over my mothers head for buying me such a heinous present.

 

The DVLA make an absolute fortune, £100 to type into a computer that your hanging on to the number plate for a year!

 

You ungrateful bastard :D

 

You could have said thanks, sold it and then given the money back.... never mind though eh? :rip:

the way I recall it, is that you were quite proud of that plate when you got it J69. :lol:

 

you certainly defended it to Wacky et al

 

Keep up fish, il try to make my humour more obvious next time

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Oh and Fish, a spoiler is a mechanical improvement, you thick knows-nothing retard.

A mechanical "improvement" would have to alter the performance of the car... which a spoiler on the back of a Punto, does not. You thick knows-nothing retard. :rip:

 

Paint does serve a purpose so no, I wouldn't stop them painting them. :lol:

 

as for people who get their names on the back of their shirt, I don't really care. I got my name on the back of my shirt when I was a kid and don't hold it against any kid who does the same. It's when you see 40 yr old blokes with "Geordies 4 Eva" that brings on an attack of the cringe. Charvzilla iyam

 

but please, tell me how cool it is to have a personalised plate, on your dead cool Astra, listening to a Kid Rock/James Blunt/Coldplay megamix wearing your "Fuk tha mackems" football shirt. I tingle with anticipation. :D

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A car is one of lifes major investments, what's the problem in people wanting to personalise them? TBF, it's a one time investment, you can keep your number plate for life, then it's just the small change-over fee when you change your car.

 

If I drive for 51 years of my life, If I change my car every 3 years, thats 17 cars. £250 initial cost + (£80 x 17).

 

The number plate will cost me about 2 and a half quid a month :D

 

It's not about the cost though is it? It's about looking like a pretentious tosser which you obviously enjoy doing... :rip:

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Oh and Fish, a spoiler is a mechanical improvement, you thick knows-nothing retard.

A mechanical "improvement" would have to alter the performance of the car... which a spoiler on the back of a Punto, does not. You thick knows-nothing retard. :rip:

 

Paint does serve a purpose so no, I wouldn't stop them painting them. :lol:

 

as for people who get their names on the back of their shirt, I don't really care. I got my name on the back of my shirt when I was a kid and don't hold it against any kid who does the same. It's when you see 40 yr old blokes with "Geordies 4 Eva" that brings on an attack of the cringe. Charvzilla iyam

 

but please, tell me how cool it is to have a personalised plate, on your dead cool Astra, listening to a Kid Rock/James Blunt/Coldplay megamix wearing your "Fuk tha mackems" football shirt. I tingle with anticipation. :D

 

 

ffs, top marque sportscars have spoilers to keep them on the road, when was the last time you heard of a chav in a Nova taking off ?

 

*mind you it might do mankind a favour if they did !

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