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have a shwank

 

that is a shower and a wank at the same time

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I prefer to have a wank, then a shower. That's just me like. Each to their own.

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have a shwank

 

that is a shower and a wank at the same time

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I prefer to have a wank, then a shower. That's just me like. Each to their own.

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always reminds me of the

Geordie, Mackem, Smoggy "what do you have in your other hand when you're having a wank"

joke

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Write a song about the North.

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Cald neets

Nee coats

Tabs for wu

An' fishin' boats

 

An' canny craic

An' stotties hot

I love the north

It's got the lot

 

Eureka! It's a smash! :blink:

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:lol: Canny like

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Write a song about the North.

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Cald neets

Nee coats

Tabs for wu

An' fishin' boats

 

An' canny craic

An' stotties hot

I love the north

It's got the lot

 

Eureka! It's a smash! :lol:

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Can it! It'll sell like Gregg's Pasties..

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Yeah im pretty myself, 1030pm and their aint anything to do. Just watched a comedian on TV and now im watching all this stuff about Andrew Flintoff.

 

Quite bored

 

Is the bird flu getting news over in England?

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Yeah im pretty myself , 1030pm and their aint anything to do. Just watched a comedian on TV and now im watching all this stuff about Andrew Flintoff.

 

Quite bored

 

Is the bird flu getting news over in England?

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Ooh, get you :lol:

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Yeah im pretty myself , 1030pm and their aint anything to do. Just watched a comedian on TV and now im watching all this stuff about Andrew Flintoff.

 

Quite bored

 

Is the bird flu getting news over in England?

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Ooh, get you :lol:

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Just letting everyone in England know what they are missing out on :blink:

 

I should be out getting pissed! This is going to be quite a boring weekend. What are everyone elses plans? I know Alex will be posting on here :D

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Yeah im pretty myself , 1030pm and their aint anything to do. Just watched a comedian on TV and now im watching all this stuff about Andrew Flintoff.

 

Quite bored

 

Is the bird flu getting news over in England?

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Ooh, get you :lol:

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Just letting everyone in England know what they are missing out on :blink:

 

I should be out getting pissed! This is going to be quite a boring weekend. What are everyone elses plans? I know Alex will be posting on here :)

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Only week days matey, although I'm on here enough to have noticed your 'mysterious' disappearance that coincided with the latter stages of the English Cricket season. Funny that :rolleyes:

 

:D

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Yeah im pretty myself , 1030pm and their aint anything to do. Just watched a comedian on TV and now im watching all this stuff about Andrew Flintoff.

 

Quite bored

 

Is the bird flu getting news over in England?

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Ooh, get you :lol:

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Just letting everyone in England know what they are missing out on :blink:

 

I should be out getting pissed! This is going to be quite a boring weekend. What are everyone elses plans? I know Alex will be posting on here :)

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Only week days matey, although I'm on here enough to have noticed your 'mysterious' disappearance that coincided with the latter stages of the English Cricket season. Funny that :rolleyes:

 

:D

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Yeah well... i was busy at uni <_<

 

I stayed away from here and every other cricket site i go to cause i know what the english are like. So i thought it would be in everyones best interests if i stayed away!

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Aye, 'cause the Aussies aren't arrogant when it comes to sport like are they? 5-0 eh? Aye, righto Glenn. Watch you don't step on that cricket ball while your at it :lol:

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Aye, 'cause the Aussies aren't arrogant when it comes to sport like are they? 5-0 eh? Aye, righto Glenn. Watch you don't step on that cricket ball while your at it :lol:

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More like:

 

Watch the door doesn't smack your arse on the way back into the pavillion :blink:

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Yeah its amazing how Warney has now said when he is back in Australia that he wants to get back with his wife yet didnt say it in England. He did well on the field aswell as off the field i hear while in England. 5 hour romp, bloody hell!

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Yeah its amazing how Warney has now said when he is back in Australia that he wants to get back with his wife yet didnt say it in England. He did well on the field aswell as off the field i hear while in England. 5 hour romp, bloody hell!

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I can't remember who it was, but one of our antipodean members was slating Warne a bit the other week.

 

Just how is he viewed by the masses at home in Aus?

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Yeah its amazing how Warney has now said when he is back in Australia that he wants to get back with his wife yet didnt say it in England. He did well on the field aswell as off the field i hear while in England. 5 hour romp, bloody hell!

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I can't remember who it was, but one of our antipodean members was slating Warne a bit the other week.

 

Just how is he viewed by the masses at home in Aus?

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Well in Australia it is simple, he is a god. But it must be noted that he is a god only in his cricketing terms. Some say he is good cause he gets with your women but thats just about more taking the piss. Most people i have spoken to think he is an idiot off the field especially with all the stuff with his 'wife'. He treated her like shizen and is now paying the costs and if i were her i wouldnt get back with him. How many times does he have to learn?

 

But on the field everyone knows and respects that he is a deadset champion at what he does. I guess you could say we love to hate him at times.

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